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Olympic lifting is great - and the names are good tooRaceBannon said:
This gym does have a special weight area where "you can slam them down like your in the Olympics"
I just rolled my eyes
Snatch
Clean and Jerk
When you start the snatch from thigh level it's the "Hang Snatch"
And there's also a "Power Jerk"
Of course I just put on animal print Danskins and stare at myself in the mirror -
The first octogenarian to successfully perform a power jerk
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I'm just a jerk
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Welcum to the hanging and banging world Race. Few pro tips from gym douche guy
1. Always wear gear that shows you own the fucking place. I suggest these
2. Always chalk up when benching or deadlifting. Gloves are for fags who haven't built up enough calluses. Since your married I'll assume the calluses are pretty thick so this won't be a problem
3. Make sure your exhales are primal, guttural, and audible. Grunts work well, but I find that a little spit enhances the douchiness
4. Never, and I mean never, use a fucking machine. Free weights separate the men from the boys. When you work your lats, grab a 45 plate, put it on a chain, then loop the chain around your neck. It'll feel weird at first, but you'll get used to it. Trust me it'll help with the David Carradine workout routine later
5. Fucking profit when you flex on the girly men
Sincerely,
Franz
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YBFEBad_MotherDucker said:Welcum to the hanging and banging world Race. Few pro tips from gym douche guy
1. Always wear gear that shows you own the fucking place. I suggest these
2. Always chalk up when benching or deadlifting. Gloves are for fags who haven't built up enough calluses. Since your married I'll assume the calluses are pretty thick so this won't be a problem
3. Make sure your exhales are primal, guttural, and audible. Grunts work well, but I find that a little spit enhances the douchiness
4. Never, and I mean never, use a fucking machine. Free weights separate the men from the boys. When you work your lats, grab a 45 plate, put it on a chain, then loop the chain around your neck. It'll feel weird at first, but you'll get used to it. Trust me it'll help with the David Carradine workout routine later
5. Fucking profit when you flex on the girly men
Sincerely,
Franz -
DisagreeSwaye said:
YBFEBad_MotherDucker said:Welcum to the hanging and banging world Race. Few pro tips from gym douche guy
1. Always wear gear that shows you own the fucking place. I suggest these
2. Always chalk up when benching or deadlifting. Gloves are for fags who haven't built up enough calluses. Since your married I'll assume the calluses are pretty thick so this won't be a problem
3. Make sure your exhales are primal, guttural, and audible. Grunts work well, but I find that a little spit enhances the douchiness
4. Never, and I mean never, use a fucking machine. Free weights separate the men from the boys. When you work your lats, grab a 45 plate, put it on a chain, then loop the chain around your neck. It'll feel weird at first, but you'll get used to it. Trust me it'll help with the David Carradine workout routine later
5. Fucking profit when you flex on the girly men
Sincerely,
Franz
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I'm pretty sure the Fresno state game is where Shelton Sampson and stanback celebrated a touchdown by taking off their helmets and shaking their dreads together.
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YJCHBCYDoogles said:I'm pretty sure the Fresno state game is where Shelton Sampson and stanback celebrated a touchdown by taking off their helmets and shaking their dreads together.
It was a dark moment in husky history. -
Bad_MotherDucker said:
Can you PM me the website where you found them ?
Do they cum in giraffe and leopard prints too ?
I wear a XXXXL, is that size available ?
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I remember Softy screaming afterwards that THE HUSKIES ARE BACK BABY!!!1!!LoneStarDawg said:Moar embarrassing: sensing the crowd wanting to rush the field after beating Fresno State on a last minute Caesar Rayford blocked extra point.
It took all of our offensive scheming ability to let Stanback run wild against their Pat Hill TUFF but slow MLB -
#neverfuckingforgetDerekJohnson said:
I remember Softy screaming afterwards that THE HUSKIES ARE BACK BABY!!!1!!LoneStarDawg said:Moar embarrassing: sensing the crowd wanting to rush the field after beating Fresno State on a last minute Caesar Rayford blocked extra point.
It took all of our offensive scheming ability to let Stanback run wild against their Pat Hill TUFF but slow MLB
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Is this one of those old people random memory threads?
