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jeZuZ fukk - this should be poasted in Ask The Orkin Mandflea said:
Which one wins a dogfight - with pilots of equal skill?Swaye said:
The F-14 is the plane all the girls wanted to bang, and all the guys wanted to be. F-15 is what faggy Air Farce guys flew. I was lucky enough to get a couple hours of stick time in an F-14 on a weapons det to El Centro once. Fucking awesome. This is back when we had gas to actually fly and train. So much you could even take a schlub F-18 guy up and let him bore holes in the sky. Not telling you what I had to do to get that ride, but it was sexually disgusting. Preemptive fuck your WTF Boobs.dflea said:
I rank the F15 ahead of the F14. I've flown neither so my opinion is pretty close to worthless.Swaye said:
Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.Southerndawg said:
The plane has been retired but the point is still valid
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I don't know what that means but I am strangely aroused.Swaye said:
Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.Southerndawg said:
The plane has been retired but the point is still validhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM
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Edge to the F-15. F-14 bleeds energy well (energy loss is a huge thing because the whole deal with A2A is who can bleed energy the best and get their nose around onto the other guy), but the F-15 is primarily a single seat fighter, whereas the 14 is dual. F-14 is slower, a little less nimble, and heavier (dual seats AND landing gear that can handle the carrier). What made the F-14 so bad ass in it's day was it's radar, and the fact it could carry 6 Phoenix missiles. In a 1V1 fight, you take the F-15, in a major war with multiple bogeys in a 4V4 formation, you take the F-14 every time.dflea said:
Which one wins a dogfight - with pilots of equal skill?Swaye said:
The F-14 is the plane all the girls wanted to bang, and all the guys wanted to be. F-15 is what faggy Air Farce guys flew. I was lucky enough to get a couple hours of stick time in an F-14 on a weapons det to El Centro once. Fucking awesome. This is back when we had gas to actually fly and train. So much you could even take a schlub F-18 guy up and let him bore holes in the sky. Not telling you what I had to do to get that ride, but it was sexually disgusting. Preemptive fuck your WTF Boobs.dflea said:
I rank the F15 ahead of the F14. I've flown neither so my opinion is pretty close to worthless.Swaye said:
Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.Southerndawg said:
The plane has been retired but the point is still validhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM
None of this matters anymore though. There will never be another up close and personal F-4 vs. MiG fight. Nowadays with low radar cross sections, unreal radars, and A2A missiles that can reach out and touch someone, he who sees the other guy first (via radar) wins. Dogfights are now fought without ever seeing the other plane with the naked eye. Weird.
I feel I need to caveat giving the Strike Eagle the victory...Bach is more musically intricate than Motorhead. Who got laid more, Lemmy or Bach? Fuck yeah! F-14 all day er'y day! -
That's the word I was looking for. I don't give a fuck about what chicks think of the F14, but if the Red Man says Tomcat, then the F15 can fuck right the hell off.Swaye said:
Edge to the F-15. F-14 bleeds energy well (energy loss is a huge thing because the whole deal with A2A is who can bleed energy the best and get their nose around onto the other guy), but the F-15 is primarily a single seat fighter, whereas the 14 is dual. F-14 is slower, a little less nimble, and heavier (dual seats AND landing gear that can handle the carrier). What made the F-14 so bad ass in it's day was it's radar, and the fact it could carry 6 Phoenix missiles. In a 1V1 fight, you take the F-15, in a major war with multiple bogeys in a 4V4 formation, you take the F-14 every time.dflea said:
Which one wins a dogfight - with pilots of equal skill?Swaye said:
The F-14 is the plane all the girls wanted to bang, and all the guys wanted to be. F-15 is what faggy Air Farce guys flew. I was lucky enough to get a couple hours of stick time in an F-14 on a weapons det to El Centro once. Fucking awesome. This is back when we had gas to actually fly and train. So much you could even take a schlub F-18 guy up and let him bore holes in the sky. Not telling you what I had to do to get that ride, but it was sexually disgusting. Preemptive fuck your WTF Boobs.dflea said:
I rank the F15 ahead of the F14. I've flown neither so my opinion is pretty close to worthless.Swaye said:
Of all the F's, the 14 had the most swagger ever, including the Phantom. And it was carrier only. Flare to land squat to pee.Southerndawg said:
The plane has been retired but the point is still validhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFeIj-xwEM
None of this matters anymore though. There will never be another up close and personal F-4 vs. MiG fight. Nowadays with low radar cross sections, unreal radars, and A2A missiles that can reach out and touch someone, he who sees the other guy first (via radar) wins. Dogfights are now fought without ever seeing the other plane with the naked eye. Weird.
I feel I need to caveat giving the Strike Eagle the victory...Bach is more musically intricate than Motorhead. Who got laid more, Lemmy or Bach? Fuck yeah! F-14 all day er'y day! -
Please tell me your callsign was Tonto.
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Somewhere on one of the boreds Swaye told us about his call sign. Can't remember all the details but it was locker room stuff playing on something to insultWilburHooksHands said:Please tell me your callsign was Tonto.
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One was blue and the other was something about being dumb if I remember correctlyRaceBannon said:
Somewhere on one of the boreds Swaye told us about his call sign. Can't remember all the details but it was locker room stuff playing on something to insultWilburHooksHands said:Please tell me your callsign was Tonto.
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I was first called Wedge because that's the simplest tool in the shed. And I barely passed Aerodynamics in flight school. I'm dumb. True. Next was Blue, from the movie Old School, because some thought it very likely i would die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. Also true.
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I figured you just look like this guySwaye said:I was first called Wedge because that's the simplest tool in the shed. And I barely passed Aerodynamics in flight school. I'm dumb. True. Next was Blue, from the movie Old School, because some thought it very likely i would die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. Also true.
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