Nathan Kalepo, 2019 4* OL, Seattle (Rainier Beach), WA (COMMITTED)

animate · August 2017

Dennis_DeYoung said:

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animate said:
Couple of thoughts:

- if Texas wasn't such a dumpster fire the last while ... and if herman was there for a year or two Walker may have ignored intellectual brutality and gone Tejas ...
- you guys need to reach out and get Buffalo Trace and Mexican Coke to sponsor the TSIO podcast ... might as well get your drinking subsidized ...
I fucking hate when people explain away particular examples, but not the pattern. Can you explain every other fucking kid that has signed with Stanford over the past 6 fucking years? Christ.

Maybe if things were just so then the universe would've been different, but they weren't and it isn't. Stanford pulls dudes from everywhere on the OL. Bloomgren is a fucking boss. Strausser fucking shit the bed on almost everyone he ever recruited.

Enough.

And thanks for the words on the pod. We need a sponsorship bad. I have gone through $42k on spilled liquor just this last year.

ah, I see the problem here.

I don't disgree with you ... bloomgren is fucking awesome, proof is in the pudding and shit.

This is my theory: Big uglies also like to live the duality of being big dudes who are also smart ... they typically don't like the label of "big dumb guy" ...

So, Stanford is a high end institution. Shaw is well regarded as a coach. Bloomgren is a fucking boss that we all kinda wish would get caught in a sex scandal with farm animals ... When Stanford comes calling, which big ugly wouldn't seriously consider them?

all I was saying is that with that in place, we have to build our brand over a period of time to get the kids we want and keep them out of the hands of Stanford. This is happening ... and it's paying off ... it was just too late for the last mini-gen batch of football players.

I mean, you're seeing that happening in the reverse for our DB production ... kids are now saying shit like "they put 3 db's in the league last NFL draft ..." we keep this up and those guys from Stanford will be complaining "WTF? Why are all the high-end DB recruits wanting to sign with Washington? Fuck those guys! ..."

haie · August 2017

Fizzy looks like such a pussy.

FireCohen · August 2017

FKA_Mousecop said:

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priapism said:

guntlove said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:
Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.

This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

@priapism, any suggestions?

gunt.
I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.
She gave me a C on my final photography project in HS though. Hard Pass.

STFU u know thought of hate fucking her

theknowledge · August 2017

STFU

WeakarmCobra said:

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FKA_Mousecop said:

priapism said:

guntlove said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:
Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.

This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

@priapism, any suggestions?

gunt.
I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.
She gave me a C on my final photography project in HS though. Hard Pass.
STFU u know thought of hate fucking her

Not a Haiku:

Fucking hate
thought of her
u know

STFU

Gladstone · August 2017

haie said:
Fizzy looks like such a pussy.

He isn't. Sigh.

pat_hm · August 2017

How cool is it that Walker and Foster have become such good friends! What a special thing they've got going on at Stanford.

Gladstone · August 2017

I have this vision of JoJo pick sixing a Chryst ball and Rapp spears Fozzy in the ribs whilst lead blocking, ending Fozzy's ~~life~~ ~~career~~ season.

pat_hm · August 2017

Watching Rapp earhole fozzy after a Cryst interception would be the highlight of the season in my eyes.

haie · August 2017

Watching fizzy get mauled by a kangaroo before he leaves the island would be the highlight of the season in my eyes.

Dennis_DeYoung · August 2017

Gladstone said:
I have this vision of JoJo pick sixing a Chryst ball and Rapp spears Fozzy in the ribs whilst lead blocking, ending Fozzy's ~~life~~ ~~career~~ season.

Hasian on Hasian crime. Very rare.

Nathan Kalepo, 2019 4* OL, Seattle (Rainier Beach), WA (COMMITTED)

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