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Nathan Kalepo, 2019 4* OL, Seattle (Rainier Beach), WA (COMMITTED)

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  • guntlove
    guntlove Member Posts: 784

    Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

    He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

    They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

    On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

    You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

    They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

    I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

    #1 - Fuck Fozzy
    #2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
    #3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.


    This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

    @priapism, any suggestions?

    gunt.
  • priapism
    priapism Member Posts: 2,301
    guntlove said:

    Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

    He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

    They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

    On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

    You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

    They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

    I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

    #1 - Fuck Fozzy
    #2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
    #3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.


    This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

    @priapism, any suggestions?

    gunt.
    I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    priapism said:

    guntlove said:

    Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

    He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

    They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

    On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

    You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

    They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

    I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

    #1 - Fuck Fozzy
    #2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
    #3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.


    This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

    @priapism, any suggestions?

    gunt.
    I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.
    WhyNotBoth.gif
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    priapism said:

    guntlove said:

    Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

    He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

    They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

    On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

    You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

    They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

    I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

    #1 - Fuck Fozzy
    #2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
    #3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.


    This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

    @priapism, any suggestions?

    gunt.
    I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.
    Yellow fever?
  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    edited August 2017
    Couple of thoughts:

    - if Texas wasn't such a dumpster fire the last while ... and if herman was there for a year or two Walker may have ignored intellectual brutality and gone Tejas ...
    - you guys need to reach out and get Buffalo Trace and Mexican Coke to sponsor the TSIO podcast ... might as well get your drinking subsidized ...
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    AlCzervik said:
    You're saying you hope they *gurgle*?
  • FKA_Mousecop
    FKA_Mousecop Member Posts: 2,054
    priapism said:

    guntlove said:

    Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

    He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

    They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

    On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

    You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

    They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

    I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

    #1 - Fuck Fozzy
    #2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
    #3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.


    This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

    @priapism, any suggestions?

    gunt.
    I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.
    She gave me a C on my final photography project in HS though. Hard Pass.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,720 Founders Club
    Fizzy looks like such a pussy.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    priapism said:

    guntlove said:

    Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

    He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

    They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

    On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

    You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

    They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

    I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

    #1 - Fuck Fozzy
    #2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
    #3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.


    This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

    @priapism, any suggestions?

    gunt.
    I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.
    She gave me a C on my final photography project in HS though. Hard Pass.
    STFU u know thought of hate fucking her
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,632 Founders Club
    STFU

    priapism said:

    guntlove said:

    Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.

    He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.

    They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.

    On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.

    You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.

    They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.

    I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.

    #1 - Fuck Fozzy
    #2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
    #3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.


    This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.

    @priapism, any suggestions?

    gunt.
    I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.
    She gave me a C on my final photography project in HS though. Hard Pass.
    STFU u know thought of hate fucking her
    Not a Haiku:

    Fucking hate
    thought of her
    u know

    STFU
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    haie said:

    Fizzy looks like such a pussy.

    He isn't. Sigh.
  • pat_hm
    pat_hm Member Posts: 941
    How cool is it that Walker and Foster have become such good friends! What a special thing they've got going on at Stanford.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    edited August 2017
    I have this vision of JoJo pick sixing a Chryst ball and Rapp spears Fozzy in the ribs whilst lead blocking, ending Fozzy's life career season.
  • pat_hm
    pat_hm Member Posts: 941
    Watching Rapp earhole fozzy after a Cryst interception would be the highlight of the season in my eyes.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Gladstone said:

    I have this vision of JoJo pick sixing a Chryst ball and Rapp spears Fozzy in the ribs whilst lead blocking, ending Fozzy's life career season.

    Hasian on Hasian crime. Very rare.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419

    Gladstone said:

    I have this vision of JoJo pick sixing a Chryst ball and Rapp spears Fozzy in the ribs whilst lead blocking, ending Fozzy's life career season.

    Hasian on Hasian crime. Very rare.
    image
  • FKA_Mousecop
    FKA_Mousecop Member Posts: 2,054
    Woof said:
    Joe Ngata? My only other guess would be Jeremiah Criddell, but that seems less likely.
  • FKA_Mousecop
    FKA_Mousecop Member Posts: 2,054
    Woof said:

    I was thinking Tifono maybe. He and Zion seem close. I'm guessing @CokeGreaterThanPepsi will tell us once he can escape from inside Kalepo's bedroom and get to the internet.

    Tufono hasn't even visited and Zion hasn't committed. Doesn't seem likely at all.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Legg get offered finally?
  • Woof
    Woof Member Posts: 770

    Woof said:

    I was thinking Tifono maybe. He and Zion seem close. I'm guessing @CokeGreaterThanPepsi will tell us once he can escape from inside Kalepo's bedroom and get to the internet.

    Tufono hasn't even visited and Zion hasn't committed. Doesn't seem likely at all.
    True, but he's a legacy and we are the only school he ever talks about in interviews. He and Zion also do stuff like this a lot. Legg is a really good guess too.

  • FKA_Mousecop
    FKA_Mousecop Member Posts: 2,054
    Woof said:

    Woof said:

    I was thinking Tifono maybe. He and Zion seem close. I'm guessing @CokeGreaterThanPepsi will tell us once he can escape from inside Kalepo's bedroom and get to the internet.

    Tufono hasn't even visited and Zion hasn't committed. Doesn't seem likely at all.
    True, but he's a legacy and we are the only school he ever talks about in interviews. He and Zion also do stuff like this a lot. Legg is a really good guess too.

    Even if he wanted to commit, I doubt they'd accept a commit from a player who hasn't visited, let alone a 2019 recruit. I think we'll end up with Tufono, just not yet.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    Aric Davison liked that tweet, but he likes a lot of UW shit on twitter (he'll commit if we offer)