Ask the Orkin Man -- Season is 2 weeks away!
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Huh?Dennis_DeYoung said:
Even though I'm gay, I'm aware that others are not.dnc said:
Chick?Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
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I'm frantically clicking the chin button, hate to be limited to oneSwaye said:
Gray. Great great Grandpappy was in the 3rd Georgia Cavalry.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Blue or grey?
Josey Motherfuckin' Wales bitcheZ
Josey wouldn't fall down in the end zone against USC like a certain fag QB that you "keep the union united" assholes seem to root for...
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What was your call sign and why?
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Call signs are never Maverick, or Iceman. They are almost always to make fun of you for your appearance, or something stupid you have done. Call signs like Losa (low situational awareness), Flaps (forget to put the flaps down and overspeed the landing gear), or Buff (big ugly fat fuck) are very common. Or funny plays on your name, whatever...DeepSeaZ said:What was your call sign and why?
So, I had two. The first one for half my career was Wedge...got that one in flight school for being the simplest tool in the shed. Then, in 03, on a movie night with the squadron we watched Old School in the ready room, and the Skipper stood up and pointed at me and said "You're my boy Blue" as he had determined I was the most likely to die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. So then I was Blue for the second half of my career.
Several of my wingmen used to sing Dust in the Wind to me on tacfreq's during boring parts of flights.
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So in all reality you are red, white and Blue.Swaye said:
Call signs are never Maverick, or Iceman. They are almost always to make fun of you for your appearance, or something stupid you have done. Call signs like Losa (low situational awareness), Flaps (forget to put the flaps down and overspeed the landing gear), or Buff (big ugly fat fuck) are very common. Or funny plays on your name, whatever...DeepSeaZ said:What was your call sign and why?
So, I had two. The first one for half my career was Wedge...got that one in flight school for being the simplest tool in the shed. Then, in 03, on a movie night with the squadron we watched Old School in the ready room, and the Skipper stood up and pointed at me and said "You're my boy Blue" as he had determined I was the most likely to die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. So then I was Blue for the second half of my career.
Several of my wingmen used to sing Dust in the Wind to me on tacfreq's during boring parts of flights.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw3bPUOE47s
You're the most patriotic motherfucker here.
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dnc said:
So in all reality you are red, white and Blue.Swaye said:
Call signs are never Maverick, or Iceman. They are almost always to make fun of you for your appearance, or something stupid you have done. Call signs like Losa (low situational awareness), Flaps (forget to put the flaps down and overspeed the landing gear), or Buff (big ugly fat fuck) are very common. Or funny plays on your name, whatever...DeepSeaZ said:What was your call sign and why?
So, I had two. The first one for half my career was Wedge...got that one in flight school for being the simplest tool in the shed. Then, in 03, on a movie night with the squadron we watched Old School in the ready room, and the Skipper stood up and pointed at me and said "You're my boy Blue" as he had determined I was the most likely to die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. So then I was Blue for the second half of my career.
Several of my wingmen used to sing Dust in the Wind to me on tacfreq's during boring parts of flights.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw3bPUOE47s
You're the most patriotic motherfucker here.
TYFYS
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Swaye will you please rip Patron Silver shots with me Sark-style at The Old Pro before the Stanford game? I'm buying.
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Game's in Seattle right? Yeah, I'll be there.Gladstone said:Swaye will you please rip Patron Silver shots with me Sark-style at The Old Pro before the Stanford game? I'm buying.
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Got a couple PM's from people asking what part of Old School had the naked chick oil wrestling.
Jesus, weren't some of you indoctrinated before you came to our planet? If you haven't ever seen Old School, you have a moral obligation to watch it. Most of this site is actually dedicated to the central theme of that movie. Christ.
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Swaye said:
Got a couple PM's from people asking what part of Old School had the naked chick oil wrestling.
Jesus, weren't some of you indoctrinated before you came to our planet? If you haven't ever seen Old School, you have a moral obligation to watch it. Most of this site is actually dedicated to the central theme of that movie. Christ.
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I didn't even realize there were people who HADN'T seen Old School.
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^^^^^^'Swaye said:Got a couple PM's from people asking what part of Old School had the naked chick oil wrestling.
Jesus, weren't some of you indoctrinated before you came to our planet? If you haven't ever seen Old School, you have a moral obligation to watch it. Most of this site is actually dedicated to the central theme of that movie. Christ.
WTF else would anyone log into this shit hole?
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Probably need to initiate these noobsSwaye said:I didn't even realize there were people who HADN'T seen Old School.
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*chinitiate
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Maybe it's time to create the HH movie HOF. I'll start with the first three:
1) Old School
2) Super Troopers
3) Ron Burgundy
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I'm all in on all three of these.Swaye said:Maybe it's time to create the HH movie HOF. I'll start with the first three:
1) Old School
2) Super Troopers
3) Ron Burgundy
Borat hasn't aged as well as those three, but it also belongs IMO. Greatest trolling of all time. -
I still love beerfest
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Your ranking of the amateurs is cute.Swaye said:Maybe it's time to create the HH movie HOF. I'll start with the first three:
1) Old School
2) Super Troopers
3) Ron Burgundy
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She was gonna make a pot for mePurpleThrobber said:
Your ranking of the amateurs is cute.Swaye said:Maybe it's time to create the HH movie HOF. I'll start with the first three:
1) Old School
2) Super Troopers
3) Ron Burgundy
