Updated bowl projections and premature ejaculation speculation

Win out: Fight Hunger
Split: New Mexico
Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.
The season is deader than Don James.
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Fuck Larry Scott. Here's the list of currently projected bowl opponents for the Pac-12 in descending order:
Ohio State
Oklahomo ($75k)
Texas
North Carolina
Boise State
BYU (confirmed)
San Jose State
Ball State
Zero SEC opponents.
#FuckingDreckfest
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Can we please play Ball State. Their college name amused me when I was a little kid
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so I have to cancel my tickets to el paso?TierbsHsotBoobs said:http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions
Win out: Fight Hunger
Split: New Mexico
Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.
The season is deader than Don James. -
Plus FREE PUB! from playing David Letterman's school.bananasnblondes said:Can we please play Ball State. Their college name amused me when I was a little kid
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Detroit in December sounds special.
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Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
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you're starting to catch on to my thinking. Seriously hope I'm wrongHe_Needs_More_Time said:Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!
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Even if he loses to WSU, he'll go 7-6 again and get an extension.He_Needs_More_Time said:Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!
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It's all part of the script. We could very well be stuck with Mr Mediocre for a decade. His easy schedule next season almost ensures that.He_Needs_More_Time said:Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!
I used to look forward to the fall. Just shoot me now.
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Will they make July 6th official Sark Day holiday in this state? I would love that.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Even if he loses to WSU, he'll go 7-6 again and get an extension.He_Needs_More_Time said:Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!
INCREMENTAL PROGRESS! -
FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO
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I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!
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Baird says the same thing and hates talking about coaching firings but he was Johnny on the spot talking about Sonny Dykes demise.PurpleJ said:I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!
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Baird is being a fuck bag with this and he knows it. These coaches have CONTRACTS!!! When you can a coach all that means is he's no longer coaching for you, but you will still be paying his ass. Why do you think Rick volunteered at a high school after Babs let him go? He was still the highest paid college coach in America. His assistants were all being paid too.loadsock said:
Baird says the same thing and hates talking about coaching firings but he was Johnny on the spot talking about Sonny Dykes demise.PurpleJ said:I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!
As for Baird, his kids didn't starve and I doubt he even had to cut back on his booze habit.
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Holy shit. That is special.TierbsHsotBoobs said:http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions
Win out: Fight Hunger
Split: New Mexico
Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.
The season is deader than Don James. -
I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".Fire_Marshall_Bill said:FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO
I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy. -
loadsock said:
Detroit
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Not true. Detroit in the winter, no fireplace is required.loadsock said:Detroit in December sounds special.
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5th place ribbons are special.He_Needs_More_Time said:
I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".Fire_Marshall_Bill said:FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO
I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.
Of course Michigan went 30-2-1 over a three year stretch and never made a bowl.
But that was when win or go home meant something.