Updated bowl projections and premature ejaculation speculation

TierbsHsotBoobs

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions

Win out: Fight Hunger
Split: New Mexico
Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.


The season is deader than Don James.

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TierbsHsotBoobs

Fuck Larry Scott. Here's the list of currently projected bowl opponents for the Pac-12 in descending order:

Ohio State
Oklahomo ($75k)
Texas
North Carolina
Boise State
BYU (confirmed)
San Jose State
Ball State

Zero SEC opponents.


#FuckingDreckfest

bananasnblondes

Can we please play Ball State. Their college name amused me when I was a little kid

dhdawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions

Win out: Fight Hunger
Split: New Mexico
Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.


The season is deader than Don James.

so I have to cancel my tickets to el paso?

TierbsHsotBoobs

bananasnblondes said:

Can we please play Ball State. Their college name amused me when I was a little kid

Plus FREE PUB! from playing David Letterman's school.

loadsock

Detroit in December sounds special.

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Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

dhdawg

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

you're starting to catch on to my thinking. Seriously hope I'm wrong

TierbsHsotBoobs

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

Even if he loses to WSU, he'll go 7-6 again and get an extension.

INCREMENTAL PROGRESS!

loadsock

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

It's all part of the script. We could very well be stuck with Mr Mediocre for a decade. His easy schedule next season almost ensures that.

I used to look forward to the fall. Just shoot me now.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

Even if he loses to WSU, he'll go 7-6 again and get an extension.

INCREMENTAL PROGRESS!

Will they make July 6th official Sark Day holiday in this state? I would love that.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

PurpleJ

I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!

loadsock

PurpleJ said:

I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!

Baird says the same thing and hates talking about coaching firings but he was Johnny on the spot talking about Sonny Dykes demise.

As for Baird, his kids didn't starve and I doubt he even had to cut back on his booze habit.

Mosster47

loadsock said:

PurpleJ said:

I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!

Baird says the same thing and hates talking about coaching firings but he was Johnny on the spot talking about Sonny Dykes demise.

As for Baird, his kids didn't starve and I doubt he even had to cut back on his booze habit.

Baird is being a fuck bag with this and he knows it. These coaches have CONTRACTS!!! When you can a coach all that means is he's no longer coaching for you, but you will still be paying his ass. Why do you think Rick volunteered at a high school after Babs let him go? He was still the highest paid college coach in America. His assistants were all being paid too.

The only reason why assistants scramble to get a job is you'll never make head coach by not coaching.

WhiskeyDawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions

Win out: Fight Hunger
Split: New Mexico
Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.


The season is deader than Don James.

Holy shit. That is special.

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Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".

I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

loadsock said:

Detroit in December sounds special.

death2ducks

loadsock said:

Detroit in December sounds special.

Not true. Detroit in the winter, no fireplace is required.

topdawgnc

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".

I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.

5th place ribbons are special.

Of course Michigan went 30-2-1 over a three year stretch and never made a bowl.

But that was when win or go home meant something.