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  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    What if he only identifies as messican? Can he still build your rock wall?
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 35,852 Standard Supporter
    doogie said:

    What if he only identifies as messican? Can he still build your rock wall?

    He failed Lego's.
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 35,852 Standard Supporter

    So, when I wrote, "I'm not a Mexican," did you struggle with the syntax?

    No, in the last 24 hrs., I've not become a Mexican.

    Well there was the "Latino Honkey" reference so maybe one of your dad's banging an illegal? Sure you ain't Mesican?
  • SoutherndawgSoutherndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,326 Founders Club
    Octavian said:

    I never had much use for the Greeks except for the mathematica. My vassals used their theorums to screen potential concubines for intimus. Did you know you can calculate the area of a whore by multiplying her base times height, then dividing that number in half? II legs and a wet hypotenuse is a great starting point, but it just doesn't cut it if her figure is obtuse.

    One of my dominas was fond of the Greeks. She kept a nude statue of Aristophanes in her cubiculo. I caught her one noctis riding his phallus. I hadn't fucked her in over a septem. There were other whores that required my attention so I couldn't really blame her for craving it. As I listened to the sound of her buttocks slapping against his marble pole, the Roman in me became covetous. The pride of the Empire was on the line. So I entered the room, kicked off his dick and fastened a belt round her abdominis. With conquest on my mind and white venum surging through my loins, I bent her over the lectus and fucked her canisstyle so that the next time she got the idea go on another Odyssey, she would be reminded that Rome, not Athens was the GOAT.
    We need more @Octavian in here. Well done, once again, TYFYS. Salutate imperatoris!
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,405
    Octavian said:

    I never had much use for the Greeks except for the mathematica. My vassals used their theorums to screen potential concubines for intimus. Did you know you can calculate the area of a whore by multiplying her base times height, then dividing that number in half? II legs and a wet hypotenuse is a great starting point, but it just doesn't cut it if her figure is obtuse.

    One of my dominas was fond of the Greeks. She kept a nude statue of Aristophanes in her cubiculo. I caught her one noctis riding his phallus. I hadn't fucked her in over a septem. There were other whores that required my attention so I couldn't really blame her for craving it. As I listened to the sound of her buttocks slapping against his marble pole, the Roman in me became covetous. The pride of the Empire was on the line. So I entered the room, kicked off his dick and fastened a belt round her abdominis. With conquest on my mind and white venum surging through my loins, I bent her over the lectus and fucked her canisstyle so that the next time she got the idea go on another Odyssey, she would be reminded that Rome, not Athens was the GOAT.
    My God I just read this. Hahahaha
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,825

    My God I just read this. Hahahaha
    Octavian is the best thing about OBK, non yobates chinvestigation division.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,841
    edited July 2017
    "Well there was the "Latino Honkey" reference so maybe one of your dad's banging an illegal? Sure you ain't Mesican?"

    Well, maybe try and be more worldly and less of a dumb faggot nose picker. Maybe try that. Sorry you got confused. It happens when you're a dumb fuck.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,841

    My God I just read this. Hahahaha

    My God I just read this. Hahahaha
    It is damn good.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,896
    edited July 2017
    AZDuck said:

    Paul Ryan was a never Trumpster too. But he danced when the Prez called the tune.

    I don't know if 2,000 is bullshit or not. It's your number.

    Lots of people give a shit and have studied it. Libruls even. The hyper-conservative Governor of Texas threw a task force at it and has come up with 50 convictions in 15 years.

    Kris Kobach, known liar, was able to convict nine people in Kansas out of 1.8 million registered voters. Again, with huge state resources and a whole staff dedicated to running the prosecutions. Kansas also has a bunch of illegals working in slaughterhouses in the western part of the state. If there was ever a place illegals voting could have an impact, it's way out there.

    But nope, ruby red.


    I thought Kansas was broke because of all the cutwetbacks and all????
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,841
    edited July 2017
    "I've met and known quite a few attorneys. As bad as some of them were they are Abraham Lincoln compared to you.

    Doubtful you are anything of note or self made. Bernie supporter probably. Better call Saul!"

    That's ok. I (we) have similar doubts about your alleged tax bill.

    You seem to have a bit of a hang up with attorneys. You also seem to be a giant faggot.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,585 Standard Supporter
    salemcoog said:


    I thought Kansas was broke because of all the cutwetbacks and all????
    Kansas was broke because, well, Kansans. Fucktard idiots. All of them.

  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,896
    phineas said:

    The last two pages of this thread are an abomination

    Sometimes the AIDS wins.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,896

    So, when I wrote, "I'm not a Mexican," did you struggle with the syntax?

    No, in the last 24 hrs., I've not become a Mexican.


    It was an honest queery because it is possible that you may have had a little Mexican in ya during that time frame.
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 35,852 Standard Supporter

    "I've met and known quite a few attorneys. As bad as some of them were they are Abraham Lincoln compared to you.

    Doubtful you are anything of note or self made. Bernie supporter probably. Better call Saul!"

    That's ok. I (we) have similar doubts about your alleged tax bill.

    You seem to have a bit of a hang up with attorneys. You also seem to be a giant faggot.

    You have two dad's and I'm the fag? You do know that two dudes banging is how attorneys are made?

    What type of law do you practice? Social justice warrior? Maybe you just pretend to be Mexican like Liz Warren and Rachel Dolezal pretended to an Indian and a black woman?
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Octavian said:

    I never had much use for the Greeks except for the mathematica. My vassals used their theorums to screen potential concubines for intimus. Did you know you can calculate the area of a whore by multiplying her base times height, then dividing that number in half? II legs and a wet hypotenuse is a great starting point, but it just doesn't cut it if her figure is obtuse.

    One of my dominas was fond of the Greeks. She kept a nude statue of Aristophanes in her cubiculo. I caught her one noctis riding his phallus. I hadn't fucked her in over a septem. There were other whores that required my attention so I couldn't really blame her for craving it. As I listened to the sound of her buttocks slapping against his marble pole, the Roman in me became covetous. The pride of the Empire was on the line. So I entered the room, kicked off his dick and fastened a belt round her abdominis. With conquest on my mind and white venum surging through my loins, I bent her over the lectus and fucked her canisstyle so that the next time she got the idea go on another Odyssey, she would be reminded that Rome, not Athens was the GOAT.
    Aside from this postum, SAD!
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,841
    salemcoog said:


    It was an honest queery because it is possible that you may have had a little Mexican in ya during that time frame.
    This is some of your best stuff. Never let it be said that the creep doesn't give credit when due.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,841
    edited July 2017
    Sledog said:

    You have two dad's and I'm the fag? You do know that two dudes banging is how attorneys are made?

    What type of law do you practice? Social justice warrior? Maybe you just pretend to be Mexican like Liz Warren and Rachel Dolezal pretended to an Indian and a black woman?
    Yes.

    No; I didn't know that. Maybe because my neighbor has a retarded kid who could come up with something better than that.

    The kind you wouldn't have access to or understand.

    Maybe you're right. And maybe you're not pretending to be a giant ball swallower.

    It really is time for you to fuck off and go kill your mom.
  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    salemcoog said:


    I thought Kansas was broke because of all the cutwet governor brownbacks and all????
    FIFY
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 35,852 Standard Supporter

    "Well there was the "Latino Honkey" reference so maybe one of your dad's banging an illegal? Sure you ain't Mesican?"

    Well, maybe try and be more worldly and less of a dumb faggot nose picker. Maybe try that. Sorry you got confused. It happens when you're a dumb fuck.

    Habla engrish?
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