Updated bowl projections and premature ejaculation speculation

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  November 2013

  

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  TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  

  November 2013

  Fuck Larry Scott. Here's the list of currently projected bowl opponents for the Pac-12 in descending order:
  
  Ohio State
  Oklahomo ($75k)
  Texas
  North Carolina
  Boise State
  BYU (confirmed)
  San Jose State
  Ball State
  
  Zero SEC opponents.
  
  
  #FuckingDreckfest
  

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  bananasnblondes Member Posts: 14,921

  

  

  November 2013

  Can we please play Ball State. Their college name amused me when I was a little kid

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  dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

  

  November 2013

  TierbsHsotBoobs said:

  http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions
  
  Win out: Fight Hunger
  Split: New Mexico
  Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.
  
  
  The season is deader than Don James.

  so I have to cancel my tickets to el paso?

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  TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  

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  bananasnblondes said:

  Can we please play Ball State. Their college name amused me when I was a little kid

  Plus FREE PUB! from playing David Letterman's school.
  

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  loadsock Member Posts: 686

  

  November 2013

  Detroit in December sounds special.

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  [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

  

  November 2013

  Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
  
  Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

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  dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

  

  November 2013

  He_Needs_More_Time said:

  Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
  
  Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

  you're starting to catch on to my thinking. Seriously hope I'm wrong
  

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  TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  

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  He_Needs_More_Time said:

  Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
  
  Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

  Even if he loses to WSU, he'll go 7-6 again and get an extension.
  
  INCREMENTAL PROGRESS!

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  loadsock Member Posts: 686

  

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  He_Needs_More_Time said:

  Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
  
  Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

  It's all part of the script. We could very well be stuck with Mr Mediocre for a decade. His easy schedule next season almost ensures that.
  
  I used to look forward to the fall. Just shoot me now.
  
  

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  [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

  

  November 2013

  TierbsHsotBoobs said:

  He_Needs_More_Time said:

  Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.
  
  Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

  Even if he loses to WSU, he'll go 7-6 again and get an extension.
  
  INCREMENTAL PROGRESS!

  Will they make July 6th official Sark Day holiday in this state? I would love that.

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  Fire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,890

  

  

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  FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

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  PurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,576

  

  

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  I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!

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  loadsock Member Posts: 686

  

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  PurpleJ said:

  I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!

  Baird says the same thing and hates talking about coaching firings but he was Johnny on the spot talking about Sonny Dykes demise.
  
  As for Baird, his kids didn't starve and I doubt he even had to cut back on his booze habit.

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  Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

  

  November 2013

  loadsock said:

  PurpleJ said:

  I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!

  Baird says the same thing and hates talking about coaching firings but he was Johnny on the spot talking about Sonny Dykes demise.
  
  As for Baird, his kids didn't starve and I doubt he even had to cut back on his booze habit.

  Baird is being a fuck bag with this and he knows it. These coaches have CONTRACTS!!! When you can a coach all that means is he's no longer coaching for you, but you will still be paying his ass. Why do you think Rick volunteered at a high school after Babs let him go? He was still the highest paid college coach in America. His assistants were all being paid too.
  
  The only reason why assistants scramble to get a job is you'll never make head coach by not coaching.

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  WhiskeyDawg Member Posts: 406

  

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  TierbsHsotBoobs said:

  http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions
  
  Win out: Fight Hunger
  Split: New Mexico
  Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.
  
  
  The season is deader than Don James.

  Holy shit. That is special.

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  [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

  

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  Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

  FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

  I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".
  
  I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.

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  CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 28,993

  

  

  November 2013

  loadsock said:

  Detroit in December sounds special.

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  death2ducks Member Posts: 991

  

  November 2013

  loadsock said:

  Detroit in December sounds special.

  Not true. Detroit in the winter, no fireplace is required.
  
  
  
  

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  topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838

  

  November 2013

  He_Needs_More_Time said:

  Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

  FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

  I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".
  
  I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.

  5th place ribbons are special.
  
  Of course Michigan went 30-2-1 over a three year stretch and never made a bowl.
  
  But that was when win or go home meant something.

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