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Updated bowl projections and premature ejaculation speculation

TierbsHsotBoobs
TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions

Win out: Fight Hunger
Split: New Mexico
Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.


The season is deader than Don James.
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  • [Deleted User]
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Fuck Larry Scott. Here's the list of currently projected bowl opponents for the Pac-12 in descending order:

    Ohio State
    Oklahomo ($75k)
    Texas
    North Carolina
    Boise State
    BYU (confirmed)
    San Jose State
    Ball State

    Zero SEC opponents.


    #FuckingDreckfest
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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions

    Win out: Fight Hunger
    Split: New Mexico
    Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.


    The season is deader than Don James.

    so I have to cancel my tickets to el paso?
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    bananasnblondes said:

    Can we please play Ball State. Their college name amused me when I was a little kid

    Plus FREE PUB! from playing David Letterman's school.
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  • loadsock
    loadsock Member Posts: 686
    Detroit in December sounds special.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

    Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!
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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

    Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

    you're starting to catch on to my thinking. Seriously hope I'm wrong
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

    Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

    Even if he loses to WSU, he'll go 7-6 again and get an extension.

    INCREMENTAL PROGRESS!
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  • loadsock
    loadsock Member Posts: 686
    edited November 2013
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

    Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

    It's all part of the script. We could very well be stuck with Mr Mediocre for a decade. His easy schedule next season almost ensures that.

    I used to look forward to the fall. Just shoot me now.

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  • [Deleted User]
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    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Sounds like if Sark beats WSU then he'll play some dreckfest opponent meaning he'll win 8 games.

    Meaning he'll get an extension. Fuck me!

    Even if he loses to WSU, he'll go 7-6 again and get an extension.

    INCREMENTAL PROGRESS!
    Will they make July 6th official Sark Day holiday in this state? I would love that.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!
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  • loadsock
    loadsock Member Posts: 686
    PurpleJ said:

    I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!

    Baird says the same thing and hates talking about coaching firings but he was Johnny on the spot talking about Sonny Dykes demise.

    As for Baird, his kids didn't starve and I doubt he even had to cut back on his booze habit.
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    loadsock said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I'm hearing that if we fire Sark, the children will go hungry. Is that what you want??!

    Baird says the same thing and hates talking about coaching firings but he was Johnny on the spot talking about Sonny Dykes demise.

    As for Baird, his kids didn't starve and I doubt he even had to cut back on his booze habit.
    Baird is being a fuck bag with this and he knows it. These coaches have CONTRACTS!!! When you can a coach all that means is he's no longer coaching for you, but you will still be paying his ass. Why do you think Rick volunteered at a high school after Babs let him go? He was still the highest paid college coach in America. His assistants were all being paid too.

    The only reason why assistants scramble to get a job is you'll never make head coach by not coaching.
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  • WhiskeyDawg
    WhiskeyDawg Member Posts: 406
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions

    Win out: Fight Hunger
    Split: New Mexico
    Lose out: Little Caesars in Detroit or filler in some other bowl who loses a B1G team.


    The season is deader than Don James.

    Holy shit. That is special.
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  • [Deleted User]
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    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

    I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".

    I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,241 Founders Club
    loadsock said:

    Detroit in December sounds special.

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  • death2ducks
    death2ducks Member Posts: 991
    loadsock said:

    Detroit in December sounds special.

    Not true. Detroit in the winter, no fireplace is required.

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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

    I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".

    I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.
    5th place ribbons are special.

    Of course Michigan went 30-2-1 over a three year stretch and never made a bowl.

    But that was when win or go home meant something.
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    topdawgnc said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

    I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".

    I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.
    5th place ribbons are special.

    Of course Michigan went 30-2-1 over a three year stretch and never made a bowl.

    But that was when win or go home meant something.
    Agree but they'll still say that. The worse Sark is the more they have to discredit previous coaches to make it seem like Sark isn't that bad.
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  • death2ducks
    death2ducks Member Posts: 991
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    topdawgnc said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    FUCK EVERY FUCKING DOOG WHO DEFENDS MAKING ONE OF THOSE SHIT BOWLS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST WITH A TEN FOOT STEEL POLL INFESTED WITH AIDS. I KNOW YOU READ THIS SHIT KIM AND FAT BOY. FUCK YOU TOO

    I can see it now. "In James first five years he only played in two bowl games while Sark has led UW to four bowl games in five years. Lambright only led them to three bowl games. Sark is the first coach to ever lead the Huskies to four bowl games in his first five years".

    I wish I was wrong but you know that "stat" will come out by Kim, Eklund, F3, Baird and Softy.
    5th place ribbons are special.

    Of course Michigan went 30-2-1 over a three year stretch and never made a bowl.

    But that was when win or go home meant something.
    Agree but they'll still say that. The worse Sark is the more they have to discredit previous coaches to make it seem like Sark isn't that bad.
    Mediocre is above bad, but I really don't give a fuck.
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