Ask the Orkin Man: The Saturday Evening Edition



Fall camp is about to start, you have questions, and our own @Swaye has the answers.
Please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.
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What's your worst memory of childhood?
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What's your favorite UW related moment
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Why is Tequilla such a terrible doog?
When you beat someone like Tequilla, is it better to put nickels or bars of soap in the pillowcase? I'll hang up and listen -
Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?
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How's it cumming with Choate?
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If I start a thread as a question, instead of as a regular thread (which allows me to tag some responses with "accept answer" which is kinda fun) is there a way to close the thread once I've received enough answers? I thought I saw another question closed recently on the front page, but I don't see the button to click.
Thanks in advance
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Are we Eskimo brothers?
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Spoon or $100 bill?
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Fridge or shower?
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Whats the latest on Eifler? Is he not as talented as he was hyped up to be? I had high hopes for him when he came in, he looks the part.
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Coke or Pepsi (meth)?
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When you spray for skeeters do you kill lightening bugs?
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I had a little blood in my stool, should I have @dnc call the doctor since he caused it or just call the doctor myself?
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Spirit Fingers or Clapping Seal?
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Favorite banned HH poster?
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Is the glide slope of your Orkin truck similar to an F-18?
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Now then, here are the Hardcore Husky Rules. We don't have many of them, but even Hardcore Husky has some standards.DerekJohnson said:
Fall camp is about to start, you have questions, and our own @Swaye has the answers.
Please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.
1. No calls for genocide, etc.
Yet DJ celebrates-promotes- extermination? Sad, Taft! -
If I wanted a puppy for my birthday, would you adopt a purebred from a breeder or a mix from a shelter?
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Bug bombs or cluster bombs?
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Do you prefer proud Mexicans or self loathing whites?
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You can only pick one. Would you rather tongue-punch puppy's fart box or be tea-bagged by Spooge? Why?
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Got taken to a July 4th party full of white people. You really can't imagine the horror for a young injun kid from the res.Gladstone said:What's your worst memory of childhood?
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When I was in NROTC we used to work security for the games and get in for free. I mostly never did my job and instead just watched the games and tried to get laid. "Met" Julie Haener this way. I think everyone knows what I mean by "met."Tequilla said:What's your favorite UW related moment
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I like Tequilla. I just wish he would stop shitting all over RoadDawg all the time.AZDuck said:Why is Tequilla such a terrible doog?
When you beat someone like Tequilla, is it better to put nickels or bars of soap in the pillowcase? I'll hang up and listen
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Stop having sex with men at truck stops.WeakarmCobra said:Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?
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He won't return my calls. He's clever. He must have sensed my elaborate plan for butt stuff.dnc said:How's it cumming with Choate?
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uzi said:
If I start a thread as a question, instead of as a regular thread (which allows me to tag some responses with "accept answer" which is kinda fun) is there a way to close the thread once I've received enough answers? I thought I saw another question closed recently on the front page, but I don't see the button to click.
Thanks in advance -
DeepSeaZ said:
Are we Eskimo brothers?
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YellowSnow said:
Spoon or $100 bill?
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dnc said:
Fridge or shower?