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Fenderbender123

Was it a man or a woman?

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Swaye

Women aren't funny. They are fuck toys.

PurpleThrobber

Q: Is Lisa Lampanelli considered a man or woman for purposes of this pole?

Kaepsknee

Unintentionally Funny or trying to be Funny?

If unintentionally funny, I'm going with Hondo, so a girl.

If trying to be Funny. It's A Man Baby. As the triumvirate of George Carlin, Dave Chapelle and Richard Pryor shall reign supreme.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Flagged for lack of transgender option.

@puppylove_sugarsteel is the funniest comedian I know.

CuntWaffle

Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan

Fenderbender123

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
3. Demetri Martin
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Doug Stanhope
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
9. Anthony Jeselnik
10. Dane Cook

Swaye

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
3. Demetri Martin
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Doug Stanhope
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
9. Anthony Jeselnik
10. Dane Cook

There is no comedy list in which Peak Eddie Murphy doesn't make the top 10.

TierbsHsotBoobs

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
3. Demetri Martin
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Doug Stanhope
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
9. Anthony Jeselnik
10. Dane Cook

Flagged for Dane Cook.

CuntWaffle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__oaLj-2MNo

PurpleThrobber

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
~~3. Demetri Martin~~
~~4. Mitch Hedberg~~
~~5. Doug Stanhope~~
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
~~9. Anthony Jeselnik~~
~~10. Dane Cook~~

Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

You hockey puck.

Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

amiright, @Swaye

doogie

Only saw man, woman.

No hondo?

PurpleThrobber

Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan

I admit - Jim Gaffigan is pretty funny for a white guy who doesn't swear like a motherfucker.

PurpleThrobber

This list is pretty comprehensive.

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/lists/50-best-stand-up-comics-of-all-time-w464199/eddie-murphy-w464224

Some of those old school guys were pretty fucking funny, too. Jonathan Winters, Bob Newhart, Tim Conway (non-stand up division). I never much cared for Robin Williams and Steve Martin but they deserve respect.

Swaye

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
~~3. Demetri Martin~~
~~4. Mitch Hedberg~~
~~5. Doug Stanhope~~
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
~~9. Anthony Jeselnik~~
~~10. Dane Cook~~
Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

You hockey puck.

Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

amiright, @Swaye

Rickles, Carlin, CK, Kinison. The only funny white guys fucking ever.

dnc

Who am I to presume to know @puppylove_sugarsteel's gender identity?

Swaye

I damn near forgot about Sam Kinison. That motherfucker was funnier than shit. RIP.

dnc

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
~~3. Demetri Martin~~
~~4. Mitch Hedberg~~
~~5. Doug Stanhope~~
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
~~9. Anthony Jeselnik~~
~~10. Dane Cook~~
Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

You hockey puck.

Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

amiright, @Swaye

With you other than Mencia. Hedburg and Martin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mencia.

CuntWaffle

Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan
I admit - Jim Gaffigan is pretty funny for a white guy who doesn't swear like a motherfucker.

He's pretty much one of the only funny comedians who doesn't use shock laughter as his primary thing.

dnc

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
~~3. Demetri Martin~~
~~4. Mitch Hedberg~~
~~5. Doug Stanhope~~
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
~~9. Anthony Jeselnik~~
~~10. Dane Cook~~
Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

You hockey puck.

Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

amiright, @Swaye
Rickles, Carlin, CK, Kinison. The only funny white guys fucking ever.

Daniel Tosh was funny before he got overexposed. His standup was excellent.

Fenderbender123

Tosh is a good mention.

Can't include everyone in my top-10 list. Lots of splitting hairs due to some many great comedians. But some good mentions.

Richard Pryor is way overrated, and I don't think I've ever laughed at anything Eddie Murphy has ever said. Chris Rock had some decent stuff. His voice is great for comedy, but his wit was a bit lacking. Chappelle's TV show was funny, but his stand-up doesn't do it for me. Red Fox was the funniest black comedian ever, and his act was way ahead of it's time.

Dane Cook continues to get unwarranted hate. He's like the "Friends" of stand-up. High quality stuff, extremely popular, yet everyone claims to hate him.

Iglesias and Mencia are terrible.