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Think of the funniest comedian you know...

Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,859
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edited July 2017 in Tug Tavern
Was it a man or a woman?

Think of the funniest comedian you know... 21 votes

Man
95%
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Woman
4%
droggins 1 vote
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,060
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    Women aren't funny. They are fuck toys.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,769
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    Q: Is Lisa Lampanelli considered a man or woman for purposes of this pole?

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    KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,750
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    Unintentionally Funny or trying to be Funny?

    If unintentionally funny, I'm going with Hondo, so a girl.

    If trying to be Funny. It's A Man Baby. As the triumvirate of George Carlin, Dave Chapelle and Richard Pryor shall reign supreme.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    edited July 2017
    Flagged for lack of transgender option.

    @puppylove_sugarsteel is the funniest comedian I know.
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan
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    Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,859
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    1. Norm MacDonald
    2. George Carlin
    3. Demetri Martin
    4. Mitch Hedberg
    5. Doug Stanhope
    6. Louis CK
    7. Red Fox
    8. Bill Cosby
    9. Anthony Jeselnik
    10. Dane Cook
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    Man
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__oaLj-2MNo
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    doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
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    Only saw man, woman.

    No hondo?
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,769
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    CuntWaffle said:

    Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan

    I admit - Jim Gaffigan is pretty funny for a white guy who doesn't swear like a motherfucker.

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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,769
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    This list is pretty comprehensive.

    http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/lists/50-best-stand-up-comics-of-all-time-w464199/eddie-murphy-w464224


    Some of those old school guys were pretty fucking funny, too. Jonathan Winters, Bob Newhart, Tim Conway (non-stand up division). I never much cared for Robin Williams and Steve Martin but they deserve respect.

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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,060
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    edited July 2017
    Man
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Fenderbender123 said:

    1. Norm MacDonald
    2. George Carlin
    3. Demetri Martin
    4. Mitch Hedberg
    5. Doug Stanhope
    6. Louis CK
    7. Red Fox
    8. Bill Cosby
    9. Anthony Jeselnik
    10. Dane Cook

    Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

    You hockey puck.

    Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

    Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

    It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

    George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

    Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

    amiright, @Swaye
    Rickles, Carlin, CK, Kinison. The only funny white guys fucking ever.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    edited July 2017
    Who am I to presume to know @puppylove_sugarsteel's gender identity?
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,060
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    I damn near forgot about Sam Kinison. That motherfucker was funnier than shit. RIP.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    PurpleThrobber said:

    Fenderbender123 said:

    1. Norm MacDonald
    2. George Carlin
    3. Demetri Martin
    4. Mitch Hedberg
    5. Doug Stanhope
    6. Louis CK
    7. Red Fox
    8. Bill Cosby
    9. Anthony Jeselnik
    10. Dane Cook

    Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

    You hockey puck.

    Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

    Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

    It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

    George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

    Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

    amiright, @Swaye
    With you other than Mencia. Hedburg and Martin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mencia.
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    PurpleThrobber said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan

    I admit - Jim Gaffigan is pretty funny for a white guy who doesn't swear like a motherfucker.

    He's pretty much one of the only funny comedians who doesn't use shock laughter as his primary thing.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Swaye said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Fenderbender123 said:

    1. Norm MacDonald
    2. George Carlin
    3. Demetri Martin
    4. Mitch Hedberg
    5. Doug Stanhope
    6. Louis CK
    7. Red Fox
    8. Bill Cosby
    9. Anthony Jeselnik
    10. Dane Cook

    Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

    You hockey puck.

    Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

    Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

    It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

    George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

    Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

    amiright, @Swaye
    Rickles, Carlin, CK, Kinison. The only funny white guys fucking ever.
    Daniel Tosh was funny before he got overexposed. His standup was excellent.
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    Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,859
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    edited July 2017
    Tosh is a good mention.

    Can't include everyone in my top-10 list. Lots of splitting hairs due to some many great comedians. But some good mentions.

    Richard Pryor is way overrated, and I don't think I've ever laughed at anything Eddie Murphy has ever said. Chris Rock had some decent stuff. His voice is great for comedy, but his wit was a bit lacking. Chappelle's TV show was funny, but his stand-up doesn't do it for me. Red Fox was the funniest black comedian ever, and his act was way ahead of it's time.

    Dane Cook continues to get unwarranted hate. He's like the "Friends" of stand-up. High quality stuff, extremely popular, yet everyone claims to hate him.

    Iglesias and Mencia are terrible.
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