Think of the funniest comedian you know...

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,712

  July 2017

  Man

  Women aren't funny. They are fuck toys.

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,579

  July 2017

  Q: Is Lisa Lampanelli considered a man or woman for purposes of this pole?
  
  

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• Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,896

  July 2017

  Unintentionally Funny or trying to be Funny?
  
  If unintentionally funny, I'm going with Hondo, so a girl.
  
  If trying to be Funny. It's A Man Baby. As the triumvirate of George Carlin, Dave Chapelle and Richard Pryor shall reign supreme.

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• TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  July 2017 edited July 2017

  Flagged for lack of transgender option.
  
  @puppylove_sugarsteel is the funniest comedian I know.

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• CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

  July 2017

  Man

  Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan

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• Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989

  July 2017

  1. Norm MacDonald
  2. George Carlin
  3. Demetri Martin
  4. Mitch Hedberg
  5. Doug Stanhope
  6. Louis CK
  7. Red Fox
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Anthony Jeselnik
  10. Dane Cook
  

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,712

  July 2017

  Man

  Fenderbender123 said:

  1. Norm MacDonald
  2. George Carlin
  3. Demetri Martin
  4. Mitch Hedberg
  5. Doug Stanhope
  6. Louis CK
  7. Red Fox
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Anthony Jeselnik
  10. Dane Cook
  

  There is no comedy list in which Peak Eddie Murphy doesn't make the top 10.

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• TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  July 2017

  Fenderbender123 said:

  1. Norm MacDonald
  2. George Carlin
  3. Demetri Martin
  4. Mitch Hedberg
  5. Doug Stanhope
  6. Louis CK
  7. Red Fox
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Anthony Jeselnik
  10. Dane Cook
  

  Flagged for Dane Cook.

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• CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

  July 2017

  Man

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__oaLj-2MNo

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,579

  July 2017 edited July 2017

  Fenderbender123 said:

  1. Norm MacDonald
  2. George Carlin
  3. Demetri Martin
  4. Mitch Hedberg
  5. Doug Stanhope
  6. Louis CK
  7. Red Fox
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Anthony Jeselnik
  10. Dane Cook
  

  Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.
  
  You hockey puck.
  
  Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.
  
  Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.
  
  It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.
  
  George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.
  
  Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.
  
  amiright, @Swaye

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• doogie Member Posts: 15,072

  July 2017

  Only saw man, woman.
  
  No hondo?

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,579

  July 2017

  CuntWaffle said:

  Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan

  I admit - Jim Gaffigan is pretty funny for a white guy who doesn't swear like a motherfucker.
  
  

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,579

  July 2017

  This list is pretty comprehensive.
  
  http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/lists/50-best-stand-up-comics-of-all-time-w464199/eddie-murphy-w464224
  
  
  Some of those old school guys were pretty fucking funny, too. Jonathan Winters, Bob Newhart, Tim Conway (non-stand up division). I never much cared for Robin Williams and Steve Martin but they deserve respect.
  
  

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,712

  July 2017 edited July 2017

  Man

  PurpleThrobber said:

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  Fenderbender123 said:

  1. Norm MacDonald
  2. George Carlin
  3. Demetri Martin
  4. Mitch Hedberg
  5. Doug Stanhope
  6. Louis CK
  7. Red Fox
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Anthony Jeselnik
  10. Dane Cook
  

  Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.
  
  You hockey puck.
  
  Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.
  
  Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.
  
  It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.
  
  George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.
  
  Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.
  
  amiright, @Swaye

  Rickles, Carlin, CK, Kinison. The only funny white guys fucking ever.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,825

  July 2017 edited July 2017

  Who am I to presume to know @puppylove_sugarsteel's gender identity?

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,712

  July 2017

  Man

  I damn near forgot about Sam Kinison. That motherfucker was funnier than shit. RIP.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,825

  July 2017

  PurpleThrobber said:

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  Fenderbender123 said:

  1. Norm MacDonald
  2. George Carlin
  3. Demetri Martin
  4. Mitch Hedberg
  5. Doug Stanhope
  6. Louis CK
  7. Red Fox
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Anthony Jeselnik
  10. Dane Cook
  

  Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.
  
  You hockey puck.
  
  Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.
  
  Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.
  
  It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.
  
  George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.
  
  Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.
  
  amiright, @Swaye

  With you other than Mencia. Hedburg and Martin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mencia.

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• CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

  July 2017

  Man

  PurpleThrobber said:

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  CuntWaffle said:

  Dave Chappelle and Jim Gaffigan

  I admit - Jim Gaffigan is pretty funny for a white guy who doesn't swear like a motherfucker.
  
  

  He's pretty much one of the only funny comedians who doesn't use shock laughter as his primary thing.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,825

  July 2017

  Swaye said:

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  PurpleThrobber said:

  Fenderbender123 said:

  1. Norm MacDonald
  2. George Carlin
  3. Demetri Martin
  4. Mitch Hedberg
  5. Doug Stanhope
  6. Louis CK
  7. Red Fox
  8. Bill Cosby
  9. Anthony Jeselnik
  10. Dane Cook
  

  Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.
  
  You hockey puck.
  
  Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.
  
  Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.
  
  It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.
  
  George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.
  
  Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.
  
  amiright, @Swaye

  Rickles, Carlin, CK, Kinison. The only funny white guys fucking ever.

  Daniel Tosh was funny before he got overexposed. His standup was excellent.

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• Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989

  July 2017 edited July 2017

  Tosh is a good mention.
  
  Can't include everyone in my top-10 list. Lots of splitting hairs due to some many great comedians. But some good mentions.
  
  Richard Pryor is way overrated, and I don't think I've ever laughed at anything Eddie Murphy has ever said. Chris Rock had some decent stuff. His voice is great for comedy, but his wit was a bit lacking. Chappelle's TV show was funny, but his stand-up doesn't do it for me. Red Fox was the funniest black comedian ever, and his act was way ahead of it's time.
  
  Dane Cook continues to get unwarranted hate. He's like the "Friends" of stand-up. High quality stuff, extremely popular, yet everyone claims to hate him.
  
  Iglesias and Mencia are terrible.

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