Official HH Basement Pole
Official HH Basement Pole 36 votes
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Write in:
Daylight basement/split level.
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My place of residence does not have a basementNo basement in a penthouse brah
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My place of residence does not have a basementTrailers don't have basements. I am digging a large hole beside the trailer I am going to call a basement. But it will really just be a big hole.
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3) My place of residence IS a basement
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My place of residence does not have a basementIts the only thing I miss about Seattle
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Sucky Pole
Should have questions like:
1) are there animal droppings in ur basement
2) do you live in the basement per se, or in a closet in the basement ?
3) is your basement wired for electricity, or do you run an extension chord up the steps ?
4) when the basement bathroom toilet overflows do you clean it up, or wait for a heavy rain to seep in and wash it away ? -
My place of residence does not have a basement
5) How many unwilling women have been tied up in the basement?tenndawg said:Sucky Pole
Should have questions like:
1) are there animal droppings in ur basement
2) do you live in the basement per se, or in a closet in the basement ?
3) is your basement wired for electricity, or do you run an extension chord up the steps ?
4) when the basement bathroom toilet overflows do you clean it up, or wait for a heavy rain to seep in and wash it away ?
6) Do you actually make them put lotion on?
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My place of residence has a basement
I was in the mood for a simple binary question pole, but these are all worthwhile suggestions. My basement does have running water and electricity, but I do have to take a trapped rat out to the garbage once in a while. Rats seem to lover our fair city.Swaye said:
5) How many unwilling women have been tied up in the basement?tenndawg said:Sucky Pole
Should have questions like:
1) are there animal droppings in ur basement
2) do you live in the basement per se, or in a closet in the basement ?
3) is your basement wired for electricity, or do you run an extension chord up the steps ?
4) when the basement bathroom toilet overflows do you clean it up, or wait for a heavy rain to seep in and wash it away ?
6) Do you actually make them put lotion on?
7) etc.
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My place of residence does not have a basementMy place of residence IS a basement.
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Mister Financial Tycoon the aristocrat - is your toilet seat corinthian leather ?YellowSnow said:
. My basement does have running water and electricitySwaye said:
5) How many unwilling women have been tied up in the basement?tenndawg said:Sucky Pole
Should have questions like:
1) are there animal droppings in ur basement
2) do you live in the basement per se, or in a closet in the basement ?
3) is your basement wired for electricity, or do you run an extension chord up the steps ?
4) when the basement bathroom toilet overflows do you clean it up, or wait for a heavy rain to seep in and wash it away ?
6) Do you actually make them put lotion on?
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My place of residence has a basement
If I could trade my POS Seattle house for one in TN, I could have showers and toilet seats made of gold.tenndawg said:
Mister Financial Tycoon the aristocrat - is your toilet seat corinthian leather ?YellowSnow said:
. My basement does have running water and electricitySwaye said:
5) How many unwilling women have been tied up in the basement?tenndawg said:Sucky Pole
Should have questions like:
1) are there animal droppings in ur basement
2) do you live in the basement per se, or in a closet in the basement ?
3) is your basement wired for electricity, or do you run an extension chord up the steps ?
4) when the basement bathroom toilet overflows do you clean it up, or wait for a heavy rain to seep in and wash it away ?
6) Do you actually make them put lotion on?
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My place of residence does not have a basementSweden is one big basement under the mansion of capitalism
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My place of residence has a basementI live by myself in a 2-story condo + basement. But all my stuff is in the basement because I don't know how else to live my life.
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My place of residence does not have a basementNo basement but plenty of space
under the back deck for the coons and skunks to nestin the back of the minivan for the coons to eat watermelon rinds and sip juice boxes -
BearsWiin said:
No basement but plenty of space
under the back deck for the coons and skunks to nestin the back of the minivan for the coons to eat watermelon rinds and sipjuice boxesPurple Drank! -
Basement sounds good right now. #loweracbill
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My place of residence does not have a basementWe don't have basements here.
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Drug tunnels count.Pitchfork51 said:We don't have basements here.
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My place of residence has a basement
ISAFNRCBearsWiin said:No basement but plenty of space
under the back deck for the coons and skunks to nestin the back of the minivan for the coons to eat watermelon rinds and sip juice boxes -
My place of residence has a basement
Lived in a trailer as a kid. We used the space under it for storage. Classy.Swaye said:Trailers don't have basements. I am digging a large hole beside the trailer I am going to call a basement. But it will really just be a big hole.
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My place of residence has a basementWalkout with 8 foot ceilings. No it's not for rent!
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Write In: your place of residence is a basement.
And it has poasters of tuff guys like John Lennon and Mark Wahlberg. -
If you're going to bash Marky Mark, I'm fucking out.creepycoug said:Write In: your place of residence is a basement.
And it has poasters of tuff guys like John Lennon and Mark Wahlberg.
Walking off to Good Vibrations but still out. -
My place of residence does not have a basement
When he is curling with cinder blocks and drops it to the ground in a crushing display of whoknowswhatthefuck gets me every time.PurpleThrobber said:
If you're going to bash Marky Mark, I'm fucking out.creepycoug said:Write In: your place of residence is a basement.
And it has poasters of tuff guys like John Lennon and Mark Wahlberg.
Walking off to Good Vibrations but still out. -
My place of residence does not have a basementNo basement but a crawl space and at one time skunks and possums did live there...
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My place of residence does not have a basementSpeaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight and we were meeting other friends at a bar in Phoenix and couldn't find it.
Some smarmy little hipster shithead was like hey are you going to valley bar it's in this shady alley over here follow us
So we're like fuck it. Okay.
He leads us to it and immediately starts smart assing the bouncer. Bouncer goes "less talk more rock" and gestures for the dick bag to move along.
The fag starts talking shit and immediately gets kicked out. We all died laughing.
Long story short: I only bring this up because "less talk more rock" should be in the hh the lexicon.
Oh btw the bar was in the basement. -
Riiight !!! And I was meeting with The Pope to discuss complex liturgical matters going back to the 2nd century...Pitchfork51 said:Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight...
Always assumed you were 14 and in Juvenile lockup with AOL dial up access, and this "few friends" meeting other friends story confirms my suspicions...
Kids in other cells saying "that's disgusting, put your pants back on" are not friends... -
Be a better poaster.Pitchfork51 said:Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight and we were meeting other friends at a bar in Phoenix and couldn't find it.
Some smarmy little hipster shithead was like hey are you going to valley bar it's in this shady alley over here follow us
So we're like fuck it. Okay.
He leads us to it and immediately starts smart assing the bouncer. Bouncer goes "less talk more rock" and gestures for the dick bag to move along.
The fag starts talking shit and immediately gets kicked out. We all died laughing.
Long story short: I only bring this up because "less talk more rock" should be in the hh the lexicon.
Oh btw the bar was in the basement. -
Try lurking around a while. PM @IrishDawg22 . He's got this place dialed in and might help you.tenndawg said:
Riiight !!! And I was meeting with The Pope to discuss complex liturgical matters going back to the 2nd century...Pitchfork51 said:Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight...
Always assumed you were 14 and in Juvenile lockup with AOL dial up access, and this "few friends" meeting other friends story confirms my suspicions...
Kids in other cells saying "that's disgusting, put your pants back on" are not friends... -
in the beginning or at the end?Swaye said:
5) How many unwilling women have been tied up in the basement?tenndawg said:Sucky Pole
Should have questions like:
1) are there animal droppings in ur basement
2) do you live in the basement per se, or in a closet in the basement ?
3) is your basement wired for electricity, or do you run an extension chord up the steps ?
4) when the basement bathroom toilet overflows do you clean it up, or wait for a heavy rain to seep in and wash it away ?
