Kalifornia Kolleges fucked in recruiting

oregonblitzkrieg said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

haie said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

Southerndawg said:

Swaye said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Make California its own country. No one else wants them. Build a wall around the entire shithole and they can open the gates and let as many islamofucks as they want to in. And when San Francisco and Los Angeles have daily terrorist attacks and they want the help of the United States, the United States will tell them to go fuck themselves.

I like the idea of telling California to go fuck themselves. Formally.

edit: Except Race.

Sincerely,

A Minion

Californians suck ass (edit: Except Race), but California is the best state in the union, hands down, no question, and it's not close.

Can you pick farm produce? Clean up hotel rooms? It's obvious you could never compete in one of our high-skill, high-compensation industries. So, in other words, keep your worthless cracker ass out of here.

Sincerely,

California

And I thank you and your brethren for slaving away on some stack while my worthless cracker ass can sit in Visual Studio and write easy ass business code all day. No worries about deportation here, either!

'Murica

You're welcome. California will continue to lead and govern the world. We really don't need your thanks because it's what we do. Who we are. Glad we could help.

Govern the world? You clowns can't even govern yourselves. Please, secede from the Union.

Yes. California is governing the world. Trade policy. Tax policy. Foreign policy. Environmental policy. Health-care policy. For better or worse, Sacramento is the capital of the world. You back-water white trash fools follow our lead because we have the money.

Secession, quietly and without civil war, has already happened. You are too stupid to notice. Good luck the rest of the way.

You don't govern shit. You just imagine that you do.

haie said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

haie said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

Southerndawg said:

Swaye said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Make California its own country. No one else wants them. Build a wall around the entire shithole and they can open the gates and let as many islamofucks as they want to in. And when San Francisco and Los Angeles have daily terrorist attacks and they want the help of the United States, the United States will tell them to go fuck themselves.

I like the idea of telling California to go fuck themselves. Formally.

edit: Except Race.

Sincerely,

A Minion

Californians suck ass (edit: Except Race), but California is the best state in the union, hands down, no question, and it's not close.

Can you pick farm produce? Clean up hotel rooms? It's obvious you could never compete in one of our high-skill, high-compensation industries. So, in other words, keep your worthless cracker ass out of here.

Sincerely,

California

And I thank you and your brethren for slaving away on some stack while my worthless cracker ass can sit in Visual Studio and write easy ass business code all day. No worries about deportation here, either!

'Murica

You're welcome. California will continue to lead and govern the world. We really don't need your thanks because it's what we do. Who we are. Glad we could help.

Govern the world? You clowns can't even govern yourselves. Please, secede from the Union.

Yes. California is governing the world. Trade policy. Tax policy. Foreign policy. Environmental policy. Health-care policy. For better or worse, Sacramento is the capital of the world. You back-water white trash fools follow our lead because we have the money.

Secession, quietly and without civil war, has already happened. You are too stupid to notice. Good luck the rest of the way.

We Portlanders welcome our Kali Lords

haie said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

haie said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

haie said:

CirrhosisDawg said:

Southerndawg said:

Swaye said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Make California its own country. No one else wants them. Build a wall around the entire shithole and they can open the gates and let as many islamofucks as they want to in. And when San Francisco and Los Angeles have daily terrorist attacks and they want the help of the United States, the United States will tell them to go fuck themselves.

I like the idea of telling California to go fuck themselves. Formally.

edit: Except Race.

Sincerely,

A Minion

Californians suck ass (edit: Except Race), but California is the best state in the union, hands down, no question, and it's not close.

Can you pick farm produce? Clean up hotel rooms? It's obvious you could never compete in one of our high-skill, high-compensation industries. So, in other words, keep your worthless cracker ass out of here.

Sincerely,

California

And I thank you and your brethren for slaving away on some stack while my worthless cracker ass can sit in Visual Studio and write easy ass business code all day. No worries about deportation here, either!

'Murica

You're welcome. California will continue to lead and govern the world. We really don't need your thanks because it's what we do. Who we are. Glad we could help.

Govern the world? You clowns can't even govern yourselves. Please, secede from the Union.

Yes. California is governing the world. Trade policy. Tax policy. Foreign policy. Environmental policy. Health-care policy. For better or worse, Sacramento is the capital of the world. You back-water white trash fools follow our lead because we have the money.

Secession, quietly and without civil war, has already happened. You are too stupid to notice. Good luck the rest of the way.

We Portlanders welcome our Kali Lords

Now that's the spirit. Good for you. You will be notified of your upcoming evaluation and assessment to live in our advanced state. Let's hope you don't get a 909 or 951 assessment like others around here. Good luck!

Sounds good. Do you guys have fucktard losers like OBK there or do I have to import some from Springfield?

Swaye said:

Some Californians are completely delusional. Who knew?