Ten Things I hate About America
1) White people
2) BLM
3) Emmerts front porch
4) Rehab
5) @BallSacked
6) Rainbow sidewalks
7) Girls that don't give head
8) Orkin salaries
9) Gun control
10) Dawgman.com
Thought everyone might like to know.
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America has no place for GTDGH.
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couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.
I've kept quiet about it until now. Didn't want to rock the boat.
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I appreciate you keeping the shit show that is my life out of the middle of the store. Until now.doogie said:couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.
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@Beelzebub is feeling left out
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He ded.oregonblitzkrieg said:@Beelzebub is feeling left out
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Have you actually met a girl who doesn't give head?
Have you consider the fact it may be more to do with your penis than it is her mouth?
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thought did cross my mind to crunch his brand new Truck and I spent a little time contemplating how to wreck it just bad enuff to where you might get it once it's fixed.Swaye said:
I appreciate you keeping the shit show that is my life out of the middle of the store. Until now.doogie said:couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.
I've kept quiet about it until now. Didn't want to rock the boat. -
Hey fuk u loser ducks loss 2 tims 2 wsu n leech last 2 seazons tiggert wurst than halfrich so stop sayin bulshit lol duks gonna loose agen loloregonblitzkrieg said:@Beelzebub is feeling left out
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I did a couple months ago. It was weird.phineas said:Have you actually met a girl who doesn't give head?
Have you consider the fact it may be more to do with your penis than it is her mouth?
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doogie said:
couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.
I've kept quiet about it until now. Didn't want to rock the boat.
