What in the holy fuck?!?!?!?!
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Never trust a dude who is super into cats
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Lots of pussy in Jamaica, mon.
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Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
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Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
Isn't Tempe about 90 percent Messican?Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
Gladstone said:
The trouble with Mordor is that it's full of Orcs!Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
I guess I'd rather have feral cats everywhere than rabid dogs. Both suck.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
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I thought it was kinda cool. Added to the strange, creepy atmosphere of the place.Swaye said:
I guess I'd rather have feral cats everywhere than rabid dogs. Both suck.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
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Same fucking problem when I went to Home Depot last weekendPitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
ISAFNRCPurpleThrobber said:
Same fucking problem when I went to Home Depot last weekendPitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
Cats like getting stoned and listening to Bob Marley
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@FreePurpleJDawg grow some balls and poast something you stupid cunt.
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Swaye said:
For anyone who has been to Jamaica, what the fuck is up with all the goddamn cats? Fucking things are everywhere. I'm at a nice ass resort and all the staff just walks right by droves of these fucking things. Is it illegal to carpet bomb cats?
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I now know dnc & Swaye's code word for taint-licking.dnc said:Swaye said:For anyone who has been to Jamaica, what the fuck is up with all the goddamn cats? Fucking things are everywhere. I'm at a nice ass resort and all the staff just walks right by droves of these fucking things. Is it illegal to carpet bomb cats?
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We're the messicans feral?Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
Is there another kind ?Swaye said:
We're the messicans feral?Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
*were
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Those cats were the only pussy you got swaye
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He actually fucked a slapping seal.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Those cats were the only pussy you got swaye
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I'm surprised it took more than like 2 posts before someone made a pussy joke.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Those cats were the only pussy you got swaye
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We can't all find our FRANNY pup.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Those cats were the only pussy you got swaye
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Hate that about Cabo. It's almost as bad as all the Hawaiians in Maui. Fuck.Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year. -
Maui superiority guy...creepycoug said:
Hate that about Cabo. It's almost as bad as all the Hawaiians in Maui. Fuck.Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
I'm actually in Kihei right now. Yes IMALOOSER for posting on here while in Hawaii. -
Agreed. Yes; I'll take Hawaii over Messiko any day of the fucking week ... except the prices. As a fake lawyer, the cheapness of Messiko is appealing, since none of my pretend billables turn into real money.PurpleBaze said:
Maui superiority guy...creepycoug said:
Hate that about Cabo. It's almost as bad as all the Hawaiians in Maui. Fuck.Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
I'm actually in Kihei right now. Yes IMALOOSER for posting on here while in Hawaii. -
Agreed. Fuck Mexico!creepycoug said:
Agreed. Yes; I'll take Hawaii over Messiko any day of the fucking week ... except the prices. As a fake lawyer, the cheapness of Messiko is appealing, since none of my pretend billables turn into real money.PurpleBaze said:
Maui superiority guy...creepycoug said:
Hate that about Cabo. It's almost as bad as all the Hawaiians in Maui. Fuck.Pitchfork51 said:
Well this is definitely the weirdest story.oregonblitzkrieg said:Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
I'm actually in Kihei right now. Yes IMALOOSER for posting on here while in Hawaii. -
There's no reason to go to Mexico. Just come to So Cal and get the same experience
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Whats a slapPurpleBaze said:
He actually fucked a slapping seal.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Those cats were the only pussy you got swaye
Coffee Beans in mexico are freeRaceBannon said:There's no reason to go to Mexico. Just come to So Cal and get the same experience
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Just go to Thailand if you want deals. It's like Hawaii, discounted 75%. Lots of whores there too.
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Los Angels. Largest spanish speaking population north of messico city.RaceBannon said:There's no reason to go to Mexico. Just come to So Cal and get the same experience
