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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
For anyone who has been to Jamaica, what the fuck is up with all the goddamn cats? Fucking things are everywhere. I'm at a nice ass resort and all the staff just walks right by droves of these fucking things. Is it illegal to carpet bomb cats?
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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,425
    Never trust a dude who is super into cats
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    Isn't Tempe about 90 percent Messican?
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,425

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Gladstone said:

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    The trouble with Mordor is that it's full of Orcs!
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    I guess I'd rather have feral cats everywhere than rabid dogs. Both suck.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Swaye said:

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    I guess I'd rather have feral cats everywhere than rabid dogs. Both suck.
    I thought it was kinda cool. Added to the strange, creepy atmosphere of the place.