I'm a giver.

I gotta tell you, I have seriously been thinking about cleaning my shit up for the last several weeks. Maybe wholesome is just what I need? I'm in a weird place. FML.

Swaye

IIRC, she's a teacher.

Did you learn anything?

And how did you stack up against her 14 year old conquests?

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....

Here's one thing I learned...she did undergrad at William and Mary, and grad school at the University of Virginia...it's not Harvard, but it's not ITT Tech either. All that to become a teacher? Makes me think her family probably has money...

doogie

So, the big Orkin Boss paid you triple to come to Jamaica to do his wife?

Swaye

She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.

Mad_Son

She's finishing up getting ready for lunch. I blasted the back out of it again just now durign the post beach shower and then raced over here to tell you losers about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Anyway, the smell of sex, sweat, salt water and banana boat is a more alluring combo than you might imagine. This is a cool chick. Super nice, unreal body, pretty face, smart...funny...and down for sex more than I can keep up with (sucks to be 43 and admit that)...anyway, a day and a half with this chick and I am feeling fucking great. I didn't even get shitfaced last night. This must be my mid life crisis...rehab really fucked me up. But I sort of like it. Fuck.

You're only getting older. Lock her up before you can't get it up anymore.

What did she study in grad school? Did she just get a masters? William and Mary isn't a super strong indicator of money in my experiences. It's good to know she's already part of the tribe though.

tenndawg

The whole situation is fucked

Why does she need to be "fixed up" with someone ? What's her fatal flaw ?

And fixed up with you, holy shit...

Do your friends think you have potential, and maybe she's the nurturing rescuing type ?

Pump her back door full of red seed while choking her and calling her a slut

Fucking do gooder, she needs to be weeping and wondering what she's gotten herself into...

I already hate her

dflea

The whole situation is fucked

Why does she need to be "fixed up" with someone ? What's her fatal flaw ?

And fixed up with you, holy shit...

Do your friends think you have potential, and maybe she's the nurturing rescuing type ?

Pump her back door full of red seed while choking her and calling her a slut

Fucking do gooder, she needs to be weeping and wondering what she's gotten herself into...

I already hate her

I was thinking the same thing until I checked out her tits again.

Bad_MotherDucker

TYFYS

DerekJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcCYx5oFz3g

allpurpleallgold

We should start a pool on how long until @Swaye fucks this up.

Peterman

GrundleStiltzkin

Way to spoil these jackoffs' day.