Which of the following is most likely to happen in 2017?

Would've voted for DDY and NAMBLA, but he is already a registered card-carrying member.

Taylor Rapp + JoJo McIntosh safety combo concusses at least three opposing players
10% Petersen tackles make it unlikely, This game is to safe.

Azeem Victor leads the Pac-12 in tackles
69%/30% If he plays outside sometimes Then I can see this. But Inside will not get the opportunities with vita and gaines stopping them before he gets a chance. Also Oregons Defense has like 2 good people and they play so fast so they will have way more opportunities.

Jake Browning has a better season (and stats) than all non-Darnold P12 QBs
1% Falks stats will be ridiculous, unless he dies on the field

Luke Falk literally dies on THE FIELD
1% They probably get him out of the stadium first. Dieing takes a while.

Trey Adams returns for his senior season
?% This stuff defies the laws of nature.

Wh0regon (ROFL!!!!) wins 9 games
-50% More likely for Babushka to find out he was adopted and Shaq is his real dad (its happened).

Swaye finally succumbs to tertiary syphilis
5% I think all the STD's cancel each other out. Unless It evolves into a new form of super syphilis swaye lives.

Derek Johnson cares about UW football again
100%/0% Does caring about UW football count if its only for the money to be made off all the new band-wagoners?

PLSS lets everyone onto the Pete bandwagon
100% PLSS will lose control of the Pete Bandwagon by game 6.

DDY officially joins NAMBLA
10% I think you have to walk up their ceremonial stairs to join, So unlikely.