Which of the following is most likely to happen in 2017?

Gladstone

shit poll, shit pollster

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Jake Browning has a better season (and stats) than all non-Darnold P12 QBs

Would've voted for DDY and NAMBLA, but he is already a registered card-carrying member.

Swaye

Swaye finally succumbs to tertiary syphilis

I honestly believe me getting syphilis is most likely, but a close second is @DerekJohnson loving the DAWGS again!

WOOF WOOF WOOF

Bread

PLSS lets everyone onto the Pete bandwagon

Taylor Rapp + JoJo McIntosh safety combo concusses at least three opposing players
10% Petersen tackles make it unlikely, This game is to safe.

Azeem Victor leads the Pac-12 in tackles
69%/30% If he plays outside sometimes Then I can see this. But Inside will not get the opportunities with vita and gaines stopping them before he gets a chance. Also Oregons Defense has like 2 good people and they play so fast so they will have way more opportunities.

Jake Browning has a better season (and stats) than all non-Darnold P12 QBs
1% Falks stats will be ridiculous, unless he dies on the field

Luke Falk literally dies on THE FIELD
1% They probably get him out of the stadium first. Dieing takes a while.

Trey Adams returns for his senior season
?% This stuff defies the laws of nature.

Wh0regon (ROFL!!!!) wins 9 games
-50% More likely for Babushka to find out he was adopted and Shaq is his real dad (its happened).

Swaye finally succumbs to tertiary syphilis
5% I think all the STD's cancel each other out. Unless It evolves into a new form of super syphilis swaye lives.

Derek Johnson cares about UW football again
100%/0% Does caring about UW football count if its only for the money to be made off all the new band-wagoners?

PLSS lets everyone onto the Pete bandwagon
100% PLSS will lose control of the Pete Bandwagon by game 6.

DDY officially joins NAMBLA
10% I think you have to walk up their ceremonial stairs to join, So unlikely.

Baseman

Azeem Victor leads the Pac-12 in tackles

Gladstone said:

shit poll, shit pollster

Pumpys bandwagon still empty.

AZDuck

PLSS lets everyone onto the Pete bandwagon

I hated all the choices, except the DDY one and the Swaye one, but those seemed to easy. And yeah, Dennis already has his NAMBLA card.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye finally succumbs to tertiary syphilis

As a progressive white male who is guilty for all the oppression caused by whites before me, I have no choice but to support my Native American friend even if it means he has to die.

Swaye

Swaye finally succumbs to tertiary syphilis

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

As a progressive white male who is guilty for all the oppression caused by whites before me, I have no choice but to support my Native American friend even if it means he has to die.

TYFYS

PurpleJ

Luke Falk literally dies on THE FIELD

Cuckfalk IMO

oregonblitzkrieg

PurpleJ said:

Cuckfalk IMO

Stop plagiarism my avatar you bearded cunt ya.

DerekJohnson

PLSS lets everyone onto the Pete bandwagon

Swaye said:

I honestly believe me getting syphilis is most likely, but a close second is @DerekJohnson loving the DAWGS again!

WOOF WOOF WOOF

puppylove_sugarsteel

Pup predicts the husky win-loss again, for the 25th straight yeaR

Baseman

Azeem Victor leads the Pac-12 in tackles

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Pup predicts the husky win-loss again, for the 25th straight yeaR

Riveting.

Swaye

Swaye finally succumbs to tertiary syphilis

Pole's over. I'm ded.

TierbsHsotBoobs

DDY officially joins NAMBLA

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Pup predicts the husky win-loss again, for the 25th straight yeaR

You predicted the majestic 2008 season?

dnc

Swaye finally succumbs to tertiary syphilis

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Pup predicts the husky win-loss again, for the 25th straight yeaR

You predicted the majestic 2008 season?

He didn't say he predicted the W/L records correctly, just that he predicted them. SOYNTLTD

PurpleJ

Luke Falk literally dies on THE FIELD

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Pup predicts the husky win-loss again, for the 25th straight yeaR

PUPPY STOp

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Pup predicts the husky win-loss again, for the 25th straight yeaR

PUPPY STOp

When pumpy's goin', there's no STOpping that rollin'.

PurpleJ

Luke Falk literally dies on THE FIELD

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleJ said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Pup predicts the husky win-loss again, for the 25th straight yeaR

PUPPY STOp

When pumpy's goin', there's no STOpping that rollin'.

I guess you've never heard of the phrase "prime the pumpy".

I invented it.