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Swaye
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I just had a family member die and got a 20K inheritance. Also got an old junker car, a boat with no trailer and a hole in it, and a collection of beer cans I can probably get about 12 bucks for on eBay. Anyway, I need some ideas on what to do with my 20K. I know for all you big timers out there 20K is nothing, but it could be life changing for me. I have thought of some pretty good ways to spend it, but figured I'd reach out to you losers because you might have better ideas.
No T's and P's required on the death btw. I didn't even like her. She was an Aunt from the white branch of the family. But she was loaded, because most white people are loaded, because they cheat and steal. Assholes. Anyway, can any of you lend a hand (no homo)?
TIA
No T's and P's required on the death btw. I didn't even like her. She was an Aunt from the white branch of the family. But she was loaded, because most white people are loaded, because they cheat and steal. Assholes. Anyway, can any of you lend a hand (no homo)?
TIA
Need some help... 38 votes
Start an illegal casino in the marsupial shed
5%
2 votes
Ignore my rehab and buy enough coke to last me a year
10%
4 votes
Become a millionaire by buying 20K in scratch offs at the 7-11
2%
1 vote
Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire
18%
7 votes
Patch the boat and sail around the world until killed in storm
13%
5 votes
Invest it in municipal bonds issued by Detroit
0%
Take a sex tour of Thailand and get AIDS
21%
8 votes
Buy a new motorcycle to get more chicks
2%
1 vote
Open a banana stand
5%
2 votes
Write in option
21%
8 votes
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Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empireAlpacas are adoreable and never testify against you
Some local places sell alpaca rugs and sweaters - always assumed it was a front to cover for trips to South America
Motorcycles and casinos are too stereotypical - Alpacas make you intriguing
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You are convincing. Researching alpacas now. I wonder if they eat people food?tenndawg said:Alpacas are adoreable and never testify against you
Some local places sell alpaca rugs and sweaters - always assumed it was a front to cover for trips to South America
Motorcycles and casinos are too stereotypical - Alpacas make you intriguing
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Write in option166 memberships to your wigwam
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Notice I hadn't even considered a "giving" option. Mostly because I hate people. You know, your idea made me realize that perhaps I could offer a "donation" to @DerekJohnson in an amount that would return sig pics. Bribes are the best, just behind sig pics.LoneStarDawg said:166 memberships to your wigwam
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Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empireIs the wigwam even a real place or is just some peyote mirage hallucination?
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Donate and find out.oregonblitzkrieg said:Is the wigwam even a real place or is just some peyote mirage hallucination?
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Ignore my rehab and buy enough coke to last me a yearSend it to me and I'll "manage" it for you
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Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empireYou need more than $250k to start a banana stand
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Intriguing pick. On one hand, I am liking alpacas. On the other, I've been a loyal minion for years now and my fearless and intrepid leader just recommended buying a wheelbarrow load of blow.RaceBannon said:Send it to me and I'll "manage" it for you
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Write in optionHost a Texas A&M sized bonfire party.
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Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empireYou can fuck one alpaca and make the other one watch
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New bored motto?BearsWiin said:You can fuck one alpaca and make the other one watch
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Patch the boat and sail around the world until killed in stormBecause why not?
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Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empireAlpacas so you can use them to get poon because trust me, chicks dig nothing more than an alpaca owner.
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Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empireWrite in option: donate it to your e-son so he can pay for college?
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Rejected on principle. I'm poor.backthepack said:Write in option: donate it to your e-son so he can pay for college?
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Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empireSwaye said:
Rejected on principle. I'm poor.backthepack said:Write in option: donate it to your e-son so he can pay for college?
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Write in optionInvest in my sports betting hedge fund. I'll send you a prospectus
My asst will do a thorough screening for you
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Write in optionCan you just pay my rent thanks.
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See above. Poor.Bread said:Can you just pay my rent thanks.
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Write in optionTBS coffee cups for OL recruits.
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Take a sex tour of Thailand and get AIDSThere are lots of alpaca farms where you live. I know you can do better.
https://www.google.com/maps/search/alpaca/@39.0082839,-78.3556446,10z/data=!4m8!2m7!3m6!1salpaca!2sWinchester,+VA+22601!3s0x89b5eef740674ac1:0x91b50a0f9c168184!4m2!1d-78.1633341!2d39.1856597 -
Open a banana standWombat empire > Capybara empire > alpaca empire
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Take a sex tour of Thailand and get AIDS
If you haven't seen this commercial I thought I'd be doing the community a service.backthepack said:
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Wood smash.Pitchfork51 said:
If you haven't seen this commercial I thought I'd be doing the community a service.backthepack said:https://youtu.be/K26T_vGLyXw
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Write in optionPush all-in on an e-Sports startup.
Wave of the future. More than kick boxing.
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Sex tour in Thailand is looking like a real possibility.
If I do it, and die there, I give @GrundleStiltzkin the Road Kill list, and @dnc the bronze cast of my dong. @TierbsHsotBoobs gets 7 dollars of whatever is left of the 20K, and @DerekJohnson gets rest for Wigwam memberships and a scholarship fund. Only give @backthepack money if he fucks a girl and provides pics. Of the girl.
Please have @Khaleesi drip maple syrup on my headstone, and turn the Wigwam over to Race and APAG. -
Take a sex tour of Thailand and get AIDSAlthough I voted for sex tourism in Thailand, you may want to consider a blanket stand on your reservation. Call it something super classy like "pallsmox blankies"?
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