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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    edited May 2017
    salemcoog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Doogles said:

    Santa Barbara, pretty much the entire California central coast has the best weather in the country.

    That being said, when there is a sunny day in Seattle there is nothing like it.

    Why is there nothing like it? Can't it be sunny anywhere?

    Or is that something people say to feel better about the 8 months a year of shit weather?
    A sunny day in Tacoma is like a Sunny day in Salem. No big fucking whoop. However the 25 sunny days that Seattle has each year are truly beautiful with all the bodies of water and snow capped mountain ranges. I'm more partial to Central Oregon weather as you get 289 days of sun and you still get the Seasons. For those bedwetsiders that think it's too cold, they need to realize that a 20 degree snow is much easier to deal with than a 40 degree sideways rain if you are out in it.
    You do realize that Tacoma is surrounded by all the same shit, right?
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    PurpleJ said:

    salemcoog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Doogles said:

    Santa Barbara, pretty much the entire California central coast has the best weather in the country.

    That being said, when there is a sunny day in Seattle there is nothing like it.

    Why is there nothing like it? Can't it be sunny anywhere?

    Or is that something people say to feel better about the 8 months a year of shit weather?
    A sunny day in Tacoma is like a Sunny day in Salem. No big fucking whoop. However the 25 sunny days that Seattle has each year are truly beautiful with all the bodies of water and snow capped mountain ranges. I'm more partial to Central Oregon weather as you get 289 days of sun and you still get the Seasons. For those bedwetsiders that think it's too cold, they need to realize that a 20 degree snow is much easier to deal with than a 40 degree sideways rain if you are out in it.
    You do realize that Tacoma is surrounded by all the same shit, right?
    The fact that J will defend Tacoma just proves my theory that J is the dumbest hometown homer in existence. GO M'S!!!!!!1 116!!!!!!!!!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    2001400ex said:

    PurpleJ said:

    salemcoog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Doogles said:

    Santa Barbara, pretty much the entire California central coast has the best weather in the country.

    That being said, when there is a sunny day in Seattle there is nothing like it.

    Why is there nothing like it? Can't it be sunny anywhere?

    Or is that something people say to feel better about the 8 months a year of shit weather?
    A sunny day in Tacoma is like a Sunny day in Salem. No big fucking whoop. However the 25 sunny days that Seattle has each year are truly beautiful with all the bodies of water and snow capped mountain ranges. I'm more partial to Central Oregon weather as you get 289 days of sun and you still get the Seasons. For those bedwetsiders that think it's too cold, they need to realize that a 20 degree snow is much easier to deal with than a 40 degree sideways rain if you are out in it.
    You do realize that Tacoma is surrounded by all the same shit, right?
    The fact that J will defend Tacoma just proves my theory that J is the dumbest hometown homer in existence. GO M'S!!!!!!1 116!!!!!!!!!
    Where do you live fuckface? Oh that's right. Chicken fucker territory.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    edited May 2017
    PurpleJ said:

    salemcoog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Doogles said:

    Santa Barbara, pretty much the entire California central coast has the best weather in the country.

    That being said, when there is a sunny day in Seattle there is nothing like it.

    Why is there nothing like it? Can't it be sunny anywhere?

    Or is that something people say to feel better about the 8 months a year of shit weather?
    A sunny day in Tacoma is like a Sunny day in Salem. No big fucking whoop. However the 25 sunny days that Seattle has each year are truly beautiful with all the bodies of water and snow capped mountain ranges. I'm more partial to Central Oregon weather as you get 289 days of sun and you still get the Seasons. For those bedwetsiders that think it's too cold, they need to realize that a 20 degree snow is much easier to deal with than a 40 degree sideways rain if you are out in it.
    You do realize that Tacoma is surrounded by all the same shit, right?
    Kinda. You just have the dirty part of the Sound.


    And the aroma and the higher per capita of tweakers
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    Tweakers? No. We have heroin/oxy addicts and are the single mom capital of the world.

    The aroma is gone. No more pulp mill.

    Anyways. This thread isn't about all the GREAT things about Tacoma. It's about how the weather here is ass. My point was that it's dumb to pay a premium to live in the same shitty weather.

    But for the record, I'll take the occasional junkie and c-section scar over faggy hipster dykes any day.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691
    Fat pasty girls hate warm weather.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    PurpleJ said:

    Tweakers? No. We have heroin/oxy addicts and are the single mom capital of the world.

    The aroma is gone. No more pulp mill.

    Anyways. This thread isn't about all the GREAT things about Tacoma. It's about how the weather here is ass. My point was that it's dumb to pay a premium to live in the same shitty weather.

    But for the record, I'll take the occasional junkie and c-section scar over faggy hipster dykes any day.

    I agree. I wouldn't live in Seattle for free. For all the same reasons I wouldn't live in Portland either.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    edited May 2017
    salemcoog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Tweakers? No. We have heroin/oxy addicts and are the single mom capital of the world.

    The aroma is gone. No more pulp mill.

    Anyways. This thread isn't about all the GREAT things about Tacoma. It's about how the weather here is ass. My point was that it's dumb to pay a premium to live in the same shitty weather.

    But for the record, I'll take the occasional junkie and c-section scar over faggy hipster dykes any day.

    I agree. I wouldn't live in Seattle for free. For all the same reasons I wouldn't live in Portland either.
    Don't even get me started on that fuckfest down south.


    IT'S 5-10 DEGREES WARMER HERE SEATTLE SUCKS GO BLAZERS ROFL!!!!!


    And then there's Hillsboro....lol
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    salemcoog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Tweakers? No. We have heroin/oxy addicts and are the single mom capital of the world.

    The aroma is gone. No more pulp mill.

    Anyways. This thread isn't about all the GREAT things about Tacoma. It's about how the weather here is ass. My point was that it's dumb to pay a premium to live in the same shitty weather.

    But for the record, I'll take the occasional junkie and c-section scar over faggy hipster dykes any day.

    I agree. I wouldn't live in Seattle for free. For all the same reasons I wouldn't live in Portland either.
    but... Salem?
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    AZDuck said:

    salemcoog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Tweakers? No. We have heroin/oxy addicts and are the single mom capital of the world.

    The aroma is gone. No more pulp mill.

    Anyways. This thread isn't about all the GREAT things about Tacoma. It's about how the weather here is ass. My point was that it's dumb to pay a premium to live in the same shitty weather.

    But for the record, I'll take the occasional junkie and c-section scar over faggy hipster dykes any day.

    I agree. I wouldn't live in Seattle for free. For all the same reasons I wouldn't live in Portland either.
    but... Salem?
    Maybe he's the governor of Oregon. Ever think of that?