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Favorite Cuntry & Western Musician?
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WOOOOOOSH. go look up DOC's underground (X-rated) albums, then you'll understand.Tequilla said:
Flagged for not including his most known songbananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
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Johnny Cash
I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She's a 5, at best.Pitchfork51 said:T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
ratface
I would be perfectly fine if she wanted to shake it off on the Throbber.
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Johnny CashRing of Fire.
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Johnny Cash
IMO, she keeps getting dumped because she's a boring fuckPurpleThrobber said:
I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She's a 5, at best.Pitchfork51 said:T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
ratface
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He has a catchy little tune about inter-racial dating...bananasnblondes said:
WOOOOOOSH. go look up DOC's underground (X-rated) albums, then you'll understand.Tequilla said:
Flagged for not including his most known songbananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg
What's especially funny is the music is such traditional shitkicker country, you'd think the band was backing up Hank Sr on one of his classics -
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Johnny Cash
Or she's just fucking crazy.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
IMO, she keeps getting dumped because she's a boring fuckPurpleThrobber said:
I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She's a 5, at best.Pitchfork51 said:T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
ratface
I would be perfectly fine if she wanted to shake it off on the Throbber.
Which generally is batshit wild sex.
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Waylon Jennings
"Are you sure Hank" is one of may all time favorites...basic as hell with 2 chords, but super cool phaser effect on Waylon's tele. The lyrics are tuff as fuck too.tenndawg said:
"Loudmouth in the corner's gettin' to mebananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
Talkin bout my earring and my hair
Guess he ain't sern the signs, that say I been to prison
Someone better tell em 'for I knock him off his chair"
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Not the aforementioned mix tape, but it has the country sound and trashy dive bar attitude
I'd have loved to see prison era Coe beat the fuck out of faggot posers like Kenny Chesney
Waylon's "Are You Sure Hank Done Em This Way" and Merle's "Mama Tried" are as good as it gets...Hank Sr for overall writing
I think there have been plenty of good to great country artists over the past 20 years, especially of the alt country variety, but "faggot posers" is what I was getting at with the "new" country option.
Some honorable mentions for me on this topic...
Jerry Jeff Walker
Kristofferson
Don Gibson
Roger Miller
Gram Parsons (although he's more for the country rock poll)
Guy Clark
Steve Earl
Towns Van Zandt
I love the Tuckers and Jay Farrar's stuff, but they fall more into the alt country rock genre.
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Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosing
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George Strait
I know all about thembananasnblondes said:
WOOOOOOSH. go look up DOC's underground (X-rated) albums, then you'll understand.Tequilla said:
Flagged for not including his most known songbananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg -
Johnny Cash
I would contemplate a threesome with Faith and Tim McGraw. He's a solid country singer, a good actor and fine looking man. #nohomoRaceBannon said:
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George StraitAlso Robert Earl Keen deserves mention
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Lots of finger fuckin sally's here for sure.bananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
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https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjFoOuIvaTTAhVG12MKHfDvDdIQ3ywIJTAA&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyP9r4V1Bk&usg=AFQjCNEhC9nC41bw-v9H3N2tuSH62zHlWQRedRocket said:Young Dolly Parton when she had big natties.
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Waylon Jennings
God damn that's funny! I can't believe I haven't see this one. Change your helmets because they are gay. What year was this?salemcoog said:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjFoOuIvaTTAhVG12MKHfDvDdIQ3ywIJTAA&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyP9r4V1Bk&usg=AFQjCNEhC9nC41bw-v9H3N2tuSH62zHlWQRedRocket said:Young Dolly Parton when she had big natties.
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FRED EAGLESMITH - ALCOHOL AND PILLSYellowSnow said:
"Are you sure Hank" is one of may all time favorites...basic as hell with 2 chords, but super cool phaser effect on Waylon's tele. The lyrics are tuff as fuck too.tenndawg said:
"Loudmouth in the corner's gettin' to mebananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
Talkin bout my earring and my hair
Guess he ain't sern the signs, that say I been to prison
Someone better tell em 'for I knock him off his chair"
===÷÷==
Not the aforementioned mix tape, but it has the country sound and trashy dive bar attitude
I'd have loved to see prison era Coe beat the fuck out of faggot posers like Kenny Chesney
Waylon's "Are You Sure Hank Done Em This Way" and Merle's "Mama Tried" are as good as it gets...Hank Sr for overall writing
I think there have been plenty of good to great country artists over the past 20 years, especially of the alt country variety, but "faggot posers" is what I was getting at with the "new" country option.
Some honorable mentions for me on this topic...
Jerry Jeff Walker
Kristofferson
Don Gibson
Roger Miller
Gram Parsons (although he's more for the country rock poll)
Guy Clark
Steve Earl
Towns Van Zandt
I love the Tuckers and Jay Farrar's stuff, but they fall more into the alt country rock genre.
Google now, thank me later... -
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Johnny CashAlan Jackson is kind of a tweener. He's not a faggy pretty boy like Luke Bryan or Blake Shelton or Florida Georgia Line. But he's definitely not old school Merle, Johnny or Willie. Kind of like the Pistons between BirdCeltics/Showtime Lakers and the Jordan Bulls dynasty.
Garth and George Strait are in the mix too. Just not all time level but memorable. Like the Knicks and Pacers in the 90's.
I can't quite peg Keith Urban. He's definitely faggy looking but he's bagged Nichole Kidman who has spectacular nude skills on the level of Sharon Stone. -
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Johnny Cash
What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.Intersectional_Dawg said: -
Waylon Jennings
Agree on Alan Jackson. Feel the same about Dwight Yokam but he got killed by Mark Helfrich so that makes him kind faggy.PurpleThrobber said:Alan Jackson is kind of a tweener. He's not a faggy pretty boy like Luke Bryan or Blake Shelton or Florida Georgia Line. But he's definitely not old school Merle, Johnny or Willie. Kind of like the Pistons between BirdCeltics/Showtime Lakers and the Jordan Bulls dynasty.
Garth and George Strait are in the mix too. Just not all time level but memorable. Like the Knicks and Pacers in the 90's.
I can't quite peg Keith Urban. He's definitely faggy looking but he's bagged Nichole Kidman who has spectacular nude skills on the level of Sharon Stone.
I had Garth Brooks as an option on the poll and he didn't garner one single vote. -
Waylon Jennings
Thanks. Good chit.tenndawg said:
FRED EAGLESMITH - ALCOHOL AND PILLSYellowSnow said:
"Are you sure Hank" is one of may all time favorites...basic as hell with 2 chords, but super cool phaser effect on Waylon's tele. The lyrics are tuff as fuck too.tenndawg said:
"Loudmouth in the corner's gettin' to mebananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
Talkin bout my earring and my hair
Guess he ain't sern the signs, that say I been to prison
Someone better tell em 'for I knock him off his chair"
===÷÷==
Not the aforementioned mix tape, but it has the country sound and trashy dive bar attitude
I'd have loved to see prison era Coe beat the fuck out of faggot posers like Kenny Chesney
Waylon's "Are You Sure Hank Done Em This Way" and Merle's "Mama Tried" are as good as it gets...Hank Sr for overall writing
I think there have been plenty of good to great country artists over the past 20 years, especially of the alt country variety, but "faggot posers" is what I was getting at with the "new" country option.
Some honorable mentions for me on this topic...
Jerry Jeff Walker
Kristofferson
Don Gibson
Roger Miller
Gram Parsons (although he's more for the country rock poll)
Guy Clark
Steve Earl
Towns Van Zandt
I love the Tuckers and Jay Farrar's stuff, but they fall more into the alt country rock genre.
Google now, thank me later... -
Prolly 2012 I dunno know though.YellowSnow said:
God damn that's funny! I can't believe I haven't see this one. Change your helmets because they are gay. What year was this?salemcoog said:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjFoOuIvaTTAhVG12MKHfDvDdIQ3ywIJTAA&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyP9r4V1Bk&usg=AFQjCNEhC9nC41bw-v9H3N2tuSH62zHlWQRedRocket said:Young Dolly Parton when she had big natties.
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Willie Nelsonbackthepack said:
Ring sting of Fire.
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Willie NelsonKeith Urban has been pegged by Nicole Kidman. HTH
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I strongly doubt she is a freak.PurpleThrobber said:
I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She's a 5, at best.Pitchfork51 said:T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
ratface
I would be perfectly fine if she wanted to shake it off on the Throbber. -
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Darius Rucker, why do you hate BlacksYellowSnow said:Time for my gay, weekly music poll...this time we're covering both kinds of music: Cuntry & Western.
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She's an upper east side fake country singer. She probably puts a rubber glove on to give a hand job.RoadDawg55 said:
I strongly doubt she is a freak.PurpleThrobber said:
I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She's a 5, at best.Pitchfork51 said:T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
ratface
I would be perfectly fine if she wanted to shake it off on the Throbber. -
Johnny Cash
The Throbber does not discriminate against latex.Intersectional_Dawg said:
She's an upper east side fake country singer. She probably puts a rubber glove on to give a hand job.RoadDawg55 said:
I strongly doubt she is a freak.PurpleThrobber said:
I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She's a 5, at best.Pitchfork51 said:T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
ratface
I would be perfectly fine if she wanted to shake it off on the Throbber.
As long as there's some lube or oil or something. Straight latex is chaffing.
Allegedly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNAhJz2u0no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJDBos5Vyw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOmZ66lIzJA
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