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Favorite Cuntry & Western Musician?

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,850 Founders Club
    Waylon Jennings
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Alan Jackson is kind of a tweener. He's not a faggy pretty boy like Luke Bryan or Blake Shelton or Florida Georgia Line. But he's definitely not old school Merle, Johnny or Willie. Kind of like the Pistons between BirdCeltics/Showtime Lakers and the Jordan Bulls dynasty.

    Garth and George Strait are in the mix too. Just not all time level but memorable. Like the Knicks and Pacers in the 90's.

    I can't quite peg Keith Urban. He's definitely faggy looking but he's bagged Nichole Kidman who has spectacular nude skills on the level of Sharon Stone.

    Agree on Alan Jackson. Feel the same about Dwight Yokam but he got killed by Mark Helfrich so that makes him kind faggy.

    I had Garth Brooks as an option on the poll and he didn't garner one single vote.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,850 Founders Club
    Waylon Jennings
    tenndawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    tenndawg said:

    bananasnblondes said:

    David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.

    "Loudmouth in the corner's gettin' to me

    Talkin bout my earring and my hair

    Guess he ain't sern the signs, that say I been to prison

    Someone better tell em 'for I knock him off his chair"

    ===÷÷==

    Not the aforementioned mix tape, but it has the country sound and trashy dive bar attitude

    I'd have loved to see prison era Coe beat the fuck out of faggot posers like Kenny Chesney

    Waylon's "Are You Sure Hank Done Em This Way" and Merle's "Mama Tried" are as good as it gets...Hank Sr for overall writing

    "Are you sure Hank" is one of may all time favorites...basic as hell with 2 chords, but super cool phaser effect on Waylon's tele. The lyrics are tuff as fuck too.

    I think there have been plenty of good to great country artists over the past 20 years, especially of the alt country variety, but "faggot posers" is what I was getting at with the "new" country option.

    Some honorable mentions for me on this topic...

    Jerry Jeff Walker
    Kristofferson
    Don Gibson
    Roger Miller
    Gram Parsons (although he's more for the country rock poll)
    Guy Clark
    Steve Earl
    Towns Van Zandt
    I love the Tuckers and Jay Farrar's stuff, but they fall more into the alt country rock genre.


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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    YellowSnow said:

    salemcoog said:

    RedRocket said:

    Young Dolly Parton when she had big natties.

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjFoOuIvaTTAhVG12MKHfDvDdIQ3ywIJTAA&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyP9r4V1Bk&usg=AFQjCNEhC9nC41bw-v9H3N2tuSH62zHlWQ
    God damn that's funny! I can't believe I haven't see this one. Change your helmets because they are gay. What year was this?
    Prolly 2012 I dunno know though.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    Willie Nelson
    backthepack said:

    Ring sting of Fire.

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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    Willie Nelson
    Keith Urban has been pegged by Nicole Kidman. HTH
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,538 Swaye's Wigwam
    PurpleThrobber said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.

    She's a 5, at best.







    ratface
    I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.

    I would be perfectly fine if she wanted to shake it off on the Throbber.

    I strongly doubt she is a freak.
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  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 6,017
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    YellowSnow said:

    Time for my gay, weekly music poll...this time we're covering both kinds of music: Cuntry & Western.

    Darius Rucker, why do you hate Blacks
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  • Intersectional_Dawg
    Intersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
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    RoadDawg55 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.

    She's a 5, at best.







    ratface
    I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.

    I would be perfectly fine if she wanted to shake it off on the Throbber.

    I strongly doubt she is a freak.
    She's an upper east side fake country singer. She probably puts a rubber glove on to give a hand job.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,783 Standard Supporter
    Johnny Cash
    Intersectional_Dawg said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.

    She's a 5, at best.







    ratface
    I have nasty wet dreams about that girl though. You know she is a freak.

    I would be perfectly fine if she wanted to shake it off on the Throbber.

    I strongly doubt she is a freak.
    She's an upper east side fake country singer. She probably puts a rubber glove on to give a hand job.
    The Throbber does not discriminate against latex.

    As long as there's some lube or oil or something. Straight latex is chaffing.

    Allegedly.

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