David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
"Loudmouth in the corner's gettin' to me
Talkin bout my earring and my hair
Guess he ain't sern the signs, that say I been to prison
Someone better tell em 'for I knock him off his chair"
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Not the aforementioned mix tape, but it has the country sound and trashy dive bar attitude
I'd have loved to see prison era Coe beat the fuck out of faggot posers like Kenny Chesney
Waylon's "Are You Sure Hank Done Em This Way" and Merle's "Mama Tried" are as good as it gets...Hank Sr for overall writing
"Are you sure Hank" is one of may all time favorites...basic as hell with 2 chords, but super cool phaser effect on Waylon's tele. The lyrics are tuff as fuck too.
I think there have been plenty of good to great country artists over the past 20 years, especially of the alt country variety, but "faggot posers" is what I was getting at with the "new" country option.
Some honorable mentions for me on this topic...
Jerry Jeff Walker Kristofferson Don Gibson Roger Miller Gram Parsons (although he's more for the country rock poll) Guy Clark Steve Earl Towns Van Zandt I love the Tuckers and Jay Farrar's stuff, but they fall more into the alt country rock genre.
Alan Jackson is kind of a tweener. He's not a faggy pretty boy like Luke Bryan or Blake Shelton or Florida Georgia Line. But he's definitely not old school Merle, Johnny or Willie. Kind of like the Pistons between BirdCeltics/Showtime Lakers and the Jordan Bulls dynasty.
Garth and George Strait are in the mix too. Just not all time level but memorable. Like the Knicks and Pacers in the 90's.
I can't quite peg Keith Urban. He's definitely faggy looking but he's bagged Nichole Kidman who has spectacular nude skills on the level of Sharon Stone.
What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.
Alan Jackson is kind of a tweener. He's not a faggy pretty boy like Luke Bryan or Blake Shelton or Florida Georgia Line. But he's definitely not old school Merle, Johnny or Willie. Kind of like the Pistons between BirdCeltics/Showtime Lakers and the Jordan Bulls dynasty.
Garth and George Strait are in the mix too. Just not all time level but memorable. Like the Knicks and Pacers in the 90's.
I can't quite peg Keith Urban. He's definitely faggy looking but he's bagged Nichole Kidman who has spectacular nude skills on the level of Sharon Stone.
Agree on Alan Jackson. Feel the same about Dwight Yokam but he got killed by Mark Helfrich so that makes him kind faggy.
I had Garth Brooks as an option on the poll and he didn't garner one single vote.
David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
"Loudmouth in the corner's gettin' to me
Talkin bout my earring and my hair
Guess he ain't sern the signs, that say I been to prison
Someone better tell em 'for I knock him off his chair"
===÷÷==
Not the aforementioned mix tape, but it has the country sound and trashy dive bar attitude
I'd have loved to see prison era Coe beat the fuck out of faggot posers like Kenny Chesney
Waylon's "Are You Sure Hank Done Em This Way" and Merle's "Mama Tried" are as good as it gets...Hank Sr for overall writing
"Are you sure Hank" is one of may all time favorites...basic as hell with 2 chords, but super cool phaser effect on Waylon's tele. The lyrics are tuff as fuck too.
I think there have been plenty of good to great country artists over the past 20 years, especially of the alt country variety, but "faggot posers" is what I was getting at with the "new" country option.
Some honorable mentions for me on this topic...
Jerry Jeff Walker Kristofferson Don Gibson Roger Miller Gram Parsons (although he's more for the country rock poll) Guy Clark Steve Earl Towns Van Zandt I love the Tuckers and Jay Farrar's stuff, but they fall more into the alt country rock genre.
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Garth and George Strait are in the mix too. Just not all time level but memorable. Like the Knicks and Pacers in the 90's.
I can't quite peg Keith Urban. He's definitely faggy looking but he's bagged Nichole Kidman who has spectacular nude skills on the level of Sharon Stone.
I had Garth Brooks as an option on the poll and he didn't garner one single vote.
As long as there's some lube or oil or something. Straight latex is chaffing.
Allegedly.