Favorite Cuntry & Western Musician?


Favorite Cuntry & Western Musician? 30 votes
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Waylon JenningsWaylon is my hero. Dude fucking cheated death on the day the music died.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2QbDlvgHw8
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Johnny CashI voted for Johnny Cash, but Waylon is probably more deserving in the Cuntry and Western category.
I didn't see the Good Ol' Boys listed, or I would have gone that direction. Saw them once at Bob's Country Bunker - they tore the roof off the place. -
Write-in optionKeith Whitley
His blood alcohol level was .47, and his cause of death was determined to be alcohol poisoning.
Read More: Keith Whitley Dies | http://theboot.com/keith-whitley-dies/?trackback=tsmcliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXFk9FKi6ik
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Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosingTaylor Swift
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Johnny CashWe got both types of music here. Country AND western.
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Merle HaggardIt was really close between Merle and Willie. Pancho and Lefty is the greatest country song ever. Big and Rich and everyone like them should DIAFF.
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Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosingThomas Rhett passed out in my house after the 2013 Preakness.
While he was passed out we want out to the bar 2 doors down and did cocaine off some 45 year old woman's boobs.
What a fucking pussy he was.
I know, cool story.
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Waylon Jennings
For your listening pleasure. Merle is top 3 for me.Swaye said:It was really close between Merle and Willie. Pancho and Lefty is the greatest country song ever. Big and Rich and everyone like them should DIAFF.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCL9W54QVw
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Write-in optionKristofferson, Hazlewood, Noack, Young.
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Write-in optionDavid Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
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Hank Williams (SR, JR or III...take yer pick)
Hard to pick from the old school country guys. Must be why I like Highwaymen too.YellowSnow said:Time for my gay, weekly music poll...this time we're covering both kinds of music: Cuntry & Western.
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Thats a Townes Van Zandt song. This list has some great artists on it, but George Jones, Marty Robbins, and Ray Price should also be recognized.Swaye said:It was really close between Merle and Willie. Pancho and Lefty is the greatest country song ever. Big and Rich and everyone like them should DIAFF.
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Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosing
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George Strait
Flagged for not including his most known songbananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg
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George StraitOf the list provided, there's a lot of good options but hard for me to not go with George Strait ...
In the modern grouping it's got to be the Zac Brown Band ... I think the first time I saw them play was in 2006 at a bar in Fort Worth (cool story bruh) ...
There's also the genre of Country music tied to Texas/Red Dirt Country music ... probably the first two that I started listening to when I got down to TCU was Pat Green and Cross Canadian Ragweed ... a couple others that to me are worth a listen are Randy Rogers and Wade Bowen. -
Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosingGay.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdR6MN2jKYs
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Write-in optionYoung Dolly Parton when she had big natties.
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Johnny Cash
Thread overRedRocket said:Young Dolly Parton when she had big natties.
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Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosingCmon throbber
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Merle Haggardtough list but love this and Waylon was close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AgZST_TG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dXR5Dk8YNw
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Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosingChris Stapleton. New artist. Old school songs. He's a bad man.
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Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosing
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Faggy "New" Country Artist of your choosingT swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
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"Loudmouth in the corner's gettin' to mebananasnblondes said:David Allen Coe. His underground mixtapes are the soundtrack to this bored.
Talkin bout my earring and my hair
Guess he ain't sern the signs, that say I been to prison
Someone better tell em 'for I knock him off his chair"
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Not the aforementioned mix tape, but it has the country sound and trashy dive bar attitude
I'd have loved to see prison era Coe beat the fuck out of faggot posers like Kenny Chesney
Waylon's "Are You Sure Hank Done Em This Way" and Merle's "Mama Tried" are as good as it gets...Hank Sr for overall writing
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Johnny Cash
Musically, the Throbber is down with the Man In Black, Johnny Cash.Pitchfork51 said:Cmon throbber
But as a fuck buddy, it's hard to beat Shania.
Though I'd have to think a Fireball loaded Miranda Lambert would be a crazy ass ride in the sack. -
Waylon Jennings
She gets extra credit for being 5'10" so more like an 8 I think.Pitchfork51 said:T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
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Johnny Cash
She's a 5, at best.Pitchfork51 said:T swift is a perfect example of why girls that are 7s should get in shape and wear a to of makeup.
ratface