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Tequilla Rant - Scott Ektard and Sark the Genius

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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Meek said:

    there is one point you missed Tequilla.... Jack Lockner was the guaranteed #1 overall pick if he had left as a junior...the best playcaller in America and QB guru actually convinced Jack to come back for his senior year when he will lose the free money first rounders get guaranteed for a chance to lower his stock AND join the mandatory rookie salary cap... Jack should be able to sue him for breach of fiduciary duty for that.

    Sark completely fucked Lockner - classy guy that ex-coach of ours.

    Dude, he is still fucking us by taking Bush. He is like a fucking STD that won't go away.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    Meek said:

    there is one point you missed Tequilla.... Jack Lockner was the guaranteed #1 overall pick if he had left as a junior...the best playcaller in America and QB guru actually convinced Jack to come back for his senior year when he will lose the free money first rounders get guaranteed for a chance to lower his stock AND join the mandatory rookie salary cap... Jack should be able to sue him for breach of fiduciary duty for that.

    Sark completely fucked Lockner - classy guy that ex-coach of ours.

    He wasn't the guaranteed #1 overall pick. He had a good shot at that, but Kiper and McShay's endorsement isn't exactly foolproof.

    No doubt he fucked himself out of millions by waiting for the new CBA, but only doogs believe he was a surefire #1 pick.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,622 Swaye's Wigwam
    Meek said:

    there is one point you missed Tequilla.... Jack Lockner was the guaranteed #1 overall pick if he had left as a junior...the best playcaller in America and QB guru actually convinced Jack to come back for his senior year when he will lose the free money first rounders get guaranteed for a chance to lower his stock AND join the mandatory rookie salary cap... Jack should be able to sue him for breach of fiduciary duty for that.

    Sark completely fucked Lockner - classy guy that ex-coach of ours.

    Jake Locker only has himself to blame for staying. He's fine.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855

    Meek said:

    there is one point you missed Tequilla.... Jack Lockner was the guaranteed #1 overall pick if he had left as a junior...the best playcaller in America and QB guru actually convinced Jack to come back for his senior year when he will lose the free money first rounders get guaranteed for a chance to lower his stock AND join the mandatory rookie salary cap... Jack should be able to sue him for breach of fiduciary duty for that.

    Sark completely fucked Lockner - classy guy that ex-coach of ours.

    Dude, he is still fucking us by taking Bush. He is like a fucking STD that won't go away.
    This might actually have more to do with Quinn than with Sark. I didn't realize this before but Quinn actually corched with Bush in 2012 at Florida. He has much a closer connection to him than Sark does.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    I didn't read the article but Chinned for the gif
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,277
    haie said:

    Finally read this shit.

    TL,DR version:

    2009:Tequilla rooted for Sark.
    2010:Tequilla rooted for Sark.
    2011:Tequilla rooted for Sark.
    2012:Tequilla rooted for Sark.
    2013:Tequilla rooted for Sark.

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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    This is the first novel I have read of tequilas and I enjoyed the hour it took me to read it.

    Great stuff.

  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,277

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    I can't wait to see how horrible she looks in 20 years