Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?

I was trying to think of doogisms earlier but would like a more comprehensive list, mainly for the humor involved. I personally enjoy the "oline recruiting has been fine." The always solid "more players stayed around and it was the best summer since I've been here." Of course the "you would have wanted Don James fired" classic.

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Gladstone

I also love it when Kim scolds his paying customers for being too negative and the rest of the thread is devoted to a bunch of pussies thanking him for chastising everyone.

Hahahahaha. What a bizarre, backwards people those Sark cultists are.

WedgwoodDawg

The perennial 0-12 excuse with each passing year.

You act like 0-12 never happened.

dhdawg

Jude: If UW wins 8 games will you cease to exist?

loadsock

One of the other best doogisms is "UW sucks because Seattle is full of pussies that don't demand more".

That's not a doogism. It's becoming an Iron Law.

loadsock

Diamond in the rough. He could turn out like 2 star Mason Foster or Stan Emptermann.

loadsock

Derek is compiling this ever increasing lexicon of doogisms so he can write another book for his money grab. Staff true?!1!!?

loadsock

BrentsFS and his leg wrestling threats.

Pop off when you've coached or played college football.

[Deleted User]

Whenver UW beats a shitty team when they always say "Where are the HHB's now?! ROFL! I bet they are pissed off in their mom's basement".

ApostleofGrief

Blaming the altitude at Colorado is a classic.

Also, "ethics" were beaten to death during the Coach Willingham / Todd Turner regime. Every time somebody brought up bad football, the reply of "high ethics" was quickly delivered. Somehow "high ethics" were supposed to make up for crappy football. The problem is that nobody knew really what "high ethics" literally translated to. The only result fans saw was the occasional good player like Chambers leaving the team mysteriously. I mean, Neuheisel was held up as the counterexample, but even he followed the NCAA rules. Yes, and that includes the gambling (not going to rehash this but the rules were ambiguous and I foresee somebody complaining). All "ethics" was: a posture with no content. But we heard it endlessly.

DerekJohnson

Don't forget, Kim said the 52-17 loss to Arizona last year was "a needed step back in order to go forward."

topdawgnc

HWNSNBM

dnc

The cancer has won.

tracker

I have a new favorite. . .

I want what is best for this program and the best thing for this program is for the light to come on in Sark's head and win 10 games this season and in the future, not hiring another HC.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

2 words: secret commit.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Don't forget, Kim said the 52-17 loss to Arizona last year was "a needed step back in order to go forward."

So Sark had to step back last year and go 7-6 so he can step forward this year and go 7-6? Considering that 7-6>7-6>7-6>7-6, this makes sense.

[Deleted User]

Some fans out there expect a national championship every year. They'd probably would have fired James after his second year!

RaceBannon

He's just another guy. He's average.

After a season and a half of anything but average

After still thinking Sark had a shot after four and a half years

Doogs gotta doog. Even here