Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?

DugtheDoog said:

I also love it when Kim scolds his paying customers for being too negative and the rest of the thread is devoted to a bunch of pussies thanking him for chastising everyone.

Hahahahaha. What a bizarre, backwards people those Sark cultists are.

Jude: If UW wins 8 games will you cease to exist?

Diamond in the rough. He could turn out like 2 star Mason Foster or Stan Emptermann.

BrentsFS and his leg wrestling threats.

Pop off when you've coached or played college football.

Blaming the altitude at Colorado is a classic.

Also, "ethics" were beaten to death during the Coach Willingham / Todd Turner regime. Every time somebody brought up bad football, the reply of "high ethics" was quickly delivered. Somehow "high ethics" were supposed to make up for crappy football. The problem is that nobody knew really what "high ethics" literally translated to. The only result fans saw was the occasional good player like Chambers leaving the team mysteriously. I mean, Neuheisel was held up as the counterexample, but even he followed the NCAA rules. Yes, and that includes the gambling (not going to rehash this but the rules were ambiguous and I foresee somebody complaining). All "ethics" was: a posture with no content. But we heard it endlessly.