Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?

The other great doogism is "How can you say Mora can't beat Oregon, they haven't even played yet!"

Your_Mom said:

Or this one : "Mora didn't inherit enough talent at UCLA to beat Standford and Oregon, he needs more time to get his own guys".

Pressing badly.

Next expected doogisms will be:

"You don't get it."

"Leave."

and the all time great...

"This guy is reaching IMALOSER status"

RoadDawg55 said:

Your_Mom said:

Next expected doogisms will be:

"You don't get it."

"Leave."

and the all time great...

"This guy is reaching IMALOSER status"

Your_Mom has reached IMALOSER territory in this thread, because he is IMALOSER.

I love doogisms that are 100% wrong. They are awesome. I'm gonna have to give you the best rating for that possible. I'm sure others will pile on soon as well.

Then there is this one: "I love this program so much I want it to go 0-12 for its own good because that is the only way all of the fan's that don't get it will finally wake up and realize that our coach is shitty and our AD is shitty and then I'll feel like such an internet winner!"

One other one from 10 years ago that sticks in my mind: "Gilby didn't throw one block or one tackle. You can't blame the coach for everything. These guys have to be steppin' up."

Don't know where it fits but, "RaceBannon and his minions" has got to be included somewhere.

I see this one: "If poster x keeps posting, I'm leaving!! He's so negative!"

I'm sure some of those are Kim's fake handles, but some are real. Those pussies must not go on the internet much beyond email and kiro.com.

DugtheDoog said:

I also love it when Kim scolds his paying customers for being too negative and the rest of the thread is devoted to a bunch of pussies thanking him for chastising everyone.

Hahahahaha. What a bizarre, backwards people those Sark cultists are.

Jude: If UW wins 8 games will you cease to exist?

Diamond in the rough. He could turn out like 2 star Mason Foster or Stan Emptermann.

BrentsFS and his leg wrestling threats.

Pop off when you've coached or played college football.

Blaming the altitude at Colorado is a classic.

Also, "ethics" were beaten to death during the Coach Willingham / Todd Turner regime. Every time somebody brought up bad football, the reply of "high ethics" was quickly delivered. Somehow "high ethics" were supposed to make up for crappy football. The problem is that nobody knew really what "high ethics" literally translated to. The only result fans saw was the occasional good player like Chambers leaving the team mysteriously. I mean, Neuheisel was held up as the counterexample, but even he followed the NCAA rules. Yes, and that includes the gambling (not going to rehash this but the rules were ambiguous and I foresee somebody complaining). All "ethics" was: a posture with no content. But we heard it endlessly.