Browning has shoulder surgery
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I'll wait until @JBrowningsFleshlight weighs in on this before I make a decision.phineas said:
Jake seems like a virgin. I bet vagina frightens him.WeakarmCobra said:
dude, he is a starting QB of 4th best team in the nation. If he was not partying and slaying bitches left and right, something is wrong with himjecornel said:
For all the Browning haters, I think you would respect his ability to party. Allegedly.Alexis said:My kid says Cobra has been in a sling for a couple of weeks. Not sure how they keep this shit under wraps with drunk college kids and cell phones. He's was wearing it up in Canada last week having the type of party Swaye would be upset he wasn't invited to (allegedly).
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Play calling was suspect. We were great at running the ball, but we often threw deep with an injured QB?AEB said:The Cal game was the first game where it was obvious he was laboring. He was so short on his deep balls (pretty sure that's what she said). SC it was painful to watch. SC was beaten deep multiple times and Browning had no arm strength to get it there. That game was a joke. SmithFS knew he was hurt. Should've pounded the rock EVEN if the deep ball was open...therein lies the strongest case against SmithFS. Still pissed.
Same for the Alabama game. They put a lot on an injured QB in that game. We still would have lost, but not leaning on the run more hurt us, even if the running game would have been mostly ineffective. -
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out.
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LEAVE! As DDY has said a couple of times, the last thing this place needs is more unfunny white guys.Akshel said:
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out. -
Still salty my post breaking this news before the Cal game was flagged and deleted. Fuckers. I want my FREE PUB!UWhuskytskeet said:Maybe that wasn't complete bullshit.
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Too much proper punctuation and correctly spelled words to be of much use around here. Lack of avatar speeks volumes as wellAkshel said:
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out. -
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On a side note, Browning is far too light of a frame to go pro after next year, so we have 2 more years left of him.
Kid made the CFP as a sophomore. Let's see if he can make it 3 years in a row as a starter.
I'm in permanent doog mode until we come crashing down to earth. -
Put him on the roids and get him up to 225 with tree trunk legs. Ass too small.
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He seriously needs to work on increasing his ass and his core strength. Probably won't add much distance, but will improve his timing as he won't have put his whole body in every throw.PurpleJ said:Put him on the roids and get him up to 225 with tree trunk legs. Ass too small.
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Somebody needs to poast this on Bamas board.
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Jack "Cobra" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has two years of college, four years of high school, and one shoulder surgery under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.Baseman said:Somebody needs to poast this on Bamas board.
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From what I learned today, We? would have won the game if Browning had been healthy.UWhuskytskeet said:
Jack "Cobra" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has two years of college, four years of high school, and one shoulder surgery under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.Baseman said:Somebody needs to poast this on Bamas board.
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Fastball is a relative termTurdBuffer said:
He has a fastball? Ummm. Anyone seen it? Like....ever?Tequilla said:The numbers before the potential injury and afterwards give evidence that there was something not right beyond just the eye test ...
I can't imagine it was a lot of fun knowing that for him he was playing QB without his fastball so to speak ... likely led to some of his Brownshorting moments ...
That being said, his poise is still something that he's got to work on ... it's not anywhere close to the same level as a Watson or Darnold. -
Why do you think 2/3s of TSIO and myself want Smiff butchered? Jake was short and late on every throw over 40 yards. Every one. Whether it was form, injury, or just weakness, he's not good at those throws. Ross and Pettis bailed him out several times, after stopping and playing jump-ball. Now we learn he was injured? Fuck Smiff for being an even bigger asshole and idiot than I ever thought before.RoadDawg55 said:
Play calling was suspect. We were great at running the ball, but we often threw deep with an injured QB?AEB said:The Cal game was the first game where it was obvious he was laboring. He was so short on his deep balls (pretty sure that's what she said). SC it was painful to watch. SC was beaten deep multiple times and Browning had no arm strength to get it there. That game was a joke. SmithFS knew he was hurt. Should've pounded the rock EVEN if the deep ball was open...therein lies the strongest case against SmithFS. Still pissed.
Same for the Alabama game. They put a lot on an injured QB in that game. We still would have lost, but not leaning on the run more hurt us, even if the running game would have been mostly ineffective. -
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I'll wait until @JBrowningsFleshlight weighs in on this before I make a decision.phineas said:
Jake seems like a virgin. I bet vagina frightens him.WeakarmCobra said:
dude, he is a starting QB of 4th best team in the nation. If he was not partying and slaying bitches left and right, something is wrong with himjecornel said:
For all the Browning haters, I think you would respect his ability to party. Allegedly.Alexis said:My kid says Cobra has been in a sling for a couple of weeks. Not sure how they keep this shit under wraps with drunk college kids and cell phones. He's was wearing it up in Canada last week having the type of party Swaye would be upset he wasn't invited to (allegedly).
Jake allegedly broke up with his girlfriend around the time of his injury... no doubt his break up and subsequent injury is related to his proclivity for self stimulation -
You've obviously never let loose.Tequilla said:There's a time to do business and a time to let loose ...
As long as you are letting loose in a responsible manner who gives a shit -
smith's play calling was a fucking abortion against USC?
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LEAVE! As DDY has said a couple of times, the last thing this place needs is moreAkshel said:
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out.unfunnywhite guys. -
Great advice - most people on this bored are corporate ceo's, captains of industry, astro physics scientists, etcMelloDawg said:
Too much proper punctuation and correctly spelled words to be of much use around here. Lack of avatar speeks volumes as wellAkshel said:
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out.
So fancy righting won't impress anyone
Besides, it's fun having an alter ego that lives in the basement and works fast food part time while dreaming of ghey hookups -
Browning is a rich man's Jeff Lockie.
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People forget the USC game was before the injury.Gladstone said:CuntWaffle said:And he still would have sucked against Bama.
Tough crowd. He went from shitting his pants against fucking Cal in 2015 to shitting his pants against USC and Alabama in 2016. LIPO.Dennis_DeYoung said:I wonder if they can find the part of him that panics and surger that part.
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Browning is a mediocre Negroe
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JBrowningsFleshlight said:H_D said:
I'll wait until @JBrowningsFleshlight weighs in on this before I make a decision.phineas said:
Jake seems like a virgin. I bet vagina frightens him.WeakarmCobra said:
dude, he is a starting QB of 4th best team in the nation. If he was not partying and slaying bitches left and right, something is wrong with himjecornel said:
For all the Browning haters, I think you would respect his ability to party. Allegedly.Alexis said:My kid says Cobra has been in a sling for a couple of weeks. Not sure how they keep this shit under wraps with drunk college kids and cell phones. He's was wearing it up in Canada last week having the type of party Swaye would be upset he wasn't invited to (allegedly).
Jake allegedly broke up with his girlfriend around the time of his injury... no doubt his break up and subsequent injury is related to his proclivity for self stimulation -
Best first poast ever.Akshel said:
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out. -
That is why you exist @JBrowningsFleshlight....to protect our QB's right arm.JBrowningsFleshlight said:H_D said:
I'll wait until @JBrowningsFleshlight weighs in on this before I make a decision.phineas said:
Jake seems like a virgin. I bet vagina frightens him.WeakarmCobra said:
dude, he is a starting QB of 4th best team in the nation. If he was not partying and slaying bitches left and right, something is wrong with himjecornel said:
For all the Browning haters, I think you would respect his ability to party. Allegedly.Alexis said:My kid says Cobra has been in a sling for a couple of weeks. Not sure how they keep this shit under wraps with drunk college kids and cell phones. He's was wearing it up in Canada last week having the type of party Swaye would be upset he wasn't invited to (allegedly).
Jake allegedly broke up with his girlfriend around the time of his injury... no doubt his break up and subsequent injury is related to his proclivity for self stimulation
Do your job or it is next artificial vagina up. -
Still would have weak arm.Swaye said:Can they make it bionic while they are in there?
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Or maybe it was the competition level???Tequilla said:The numbers before the potential injury and afterwards give evidence that there was something not right beyond just the eye test ...
I can't imagine it was a lot of fun knowing that for him he was playing QB without his fastball so to speak ... likely led to some of his Brownshorting moments ...
That being said, his poise is still something that he's got to work on ... it's not anywhere close to the same level as a Watson or Darnold. -
The increase in competition level would produce a drop in production ... but not at the levels that were seen both in the numbers and eye test
The injury was likely the Oregon St game ... not the USC game -
@WeakarmCobra, true?