Browning has shoulder surgery
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Browning is a rich man's Jeff Lockie.
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People forget the USC game was before the injury.Gladstone said:CuntWaffle said:And he still would have sucked against Bama.
Tough crowd. He went from shitting his pants against fucking Cal in 2015 to shitting his pants against USC and Alabama in 2016. LIPO.Dennis_DeYoung said:I wonder if they can find the part of him that panics and surger that part.
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Browning is a mediocre Negroe
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JBrowningsFleshlight said:H_D said:
I'll wait until @JBrowningsFleshlight weighs in on this before I make a decision.phineas said:
Jake seems like a virgin. I bet vagina frightens him.WeakarmCobra said:
dude, he is a starting QB of 4th best team in the nation. If he was not partying and slaying bitches left and right, something is wrong with himjecornel said:
For all the Browning haters, I think you would respect his ability to party. Allegedly.Alexis said:My kid says Cobra has been in a sling for a couple of weeks. Not sure how they keep this shit under wraps with drunk college kids and cell phones. He's was wearing it up in Canada last week having the type of party Swaye would be upset he wasn't invited to (allegedly).
Jake allegedly broke up with his girlfriend around the time of his injury... no doubt his break up and subsequent injury is related to his proclivity for self stimulation
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Best first poast ever.Akshel said:
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
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That is why you exist @JBrowningsFleshlight....to protect our QB's right arm.JBrowningsFleshlight said:H_D said:
I'll wait until @JBrowningsFleshlight weighs in on this before I make a decision.phineas said:
Jake seems like a virgin. I bet vagina frightens him.WeakarmCobra said:
dude, he is a starting QB of 4th best team in the nation. If he was not partying and slaying bitches left and right, something is wrong with himjecornel said:
For all the Browning haters, I think you would respect his ability to party. Allegedly.Alexis said:My kid says Cobra has been in a sling for a couple of weeks. Not sure how they keep this shit under wraps with drunk college kids and cell phones. He's was wearing it up in Canada last week having the type of party Swaye would be upset he wasn't invited to (allegedly).
Jake allegedly broke up with his girlfriend around the time of his injury... no doubt his break up and subsequent injury is related to his proclivity for self stimulation
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Still would have weak arm.Swaye said:Can they make it bionic while they are in there?
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Or maybe it was the competition level???Tequilla said:The numbers before the potential injury and afterwards give evidence that there was something not right beyond just the eye test ...
I can't imagine it was a lot of fun knowing that for him he was playing QB without his fastball so to speak ... likely led to some of his Brownshorting moments ...
That being said, his poise is still something that he's got to work on ... it's not anywhere close to the same level as a Watson or Darnold. -
The increase in competition level would produce a drop in production ... but not at the levels that were seen both in the numbers and eye test
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@WeakarmCobra, true?
