Browning has shoulder surgery
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I'll wait until @JBrowningsFleshlight weighs in on this before I make a decision.phineas said:
Jake seems like a virgin. I bet vagina frightens him.WeakarmCobra said:
dude, he is a starting QB of 4th best team in the nation. If he was not partying and slaying bitches left and right, something is wrong with himjecornel said:
For all the Browning haters, I think you would respect his ability to party. Allegedly.Alexis said:My kid says Cobra has been in a sling for a couple of weeks. Not sure how they keep this shit under wraps with drunk college kids and cell phones. He's was wearing it up in Canada last week having the type of party Swaye would be upset he wasn't invited to (allegedly).
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Play calling was suspect. We were great at running the ball, but we often threw deep with an injured QB?AEB said:The Cal game was the first game where it was obvious he was laboring. He was so short on his deep balls (pretty sure that's what she said). SC it was painful to watch. SC was beaten deep multiple times and Browning had no arm strength to get it there. That game was a joke. SmithFS knew he was hurt. Should've pounded the rock EVEN if the deep ball was open...therein lies the strongest case against SmithFS. Still pissed.
Same for the Alabama game. They put a lot on an injured QB in that game. We still would have lost, but not leaning on the run more hurt us, even if the running game would have been mostly ineffective. -
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out.
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LEAVE! As DDY has said a couple of times, the last thing this place needs is more unfunny white guys.Akshel said:
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out. -
Still salty my post breaking this news before the Cal game was flagged and deleted. Fuckers. I want my FREE PUB!UWhuskytskeet said:Maybe that wasn't complete bullshit.
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Too much proper punctuation and correctly spelled words to be of much use around here. Lack of avatar speeks volumes as wellAkshel said:
Long-time lurker. Suddenly a participating, semi-principled poster.WeakarmCobra said:His arm is not the issue. It's his balls.
Take heart, Hardcores.
For I was present at Browning's surgery (I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer, Jim!), and though you won't read about it/hear about it anywhere else (we were sworn to secrecy, under penalty of defenestration), I witnesed (as Baby Jesus is my witness) one of Steve Entman's testicles inserted into the Browning Ballsack.
Big Steve seen in waiting room, ice bag in lap.
Truth. As Baby Jesus is my witness.
Doc Auk out. -
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On a side note, Browning is far too light of a frame to go pro after next year, so we have 2 more years left of him.
Kid made the CFP as a sophomore. Let's see if he can make it 3 years in a row as a starter.
I'm in permanent doog mode until we come crashing down to earth. -
Put him on the roids and get him up to 225 with tree trunk legs. Ass too small.
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He seriously needs to work on increasing his ass and his core strength. Probably won't add much distance, but will improve his timing as he won't have put his whole body in every throw.PurpleJ said:Put him on the roids and get him up to 225 with tree trunk legs. Ass too small.
