Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.

Ugly homophobia coming from Alabama players today

Comments

  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,274
    Wait...hand stuff is gay now?
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    HuskyJW said:

    Wait...hand stuff is gay now?

    only if he likes
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    And while we're on the subject....

    I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    HuskyJW said:

    Wait...hand stuff is gay now?

    No it can't be gay. If that were gay then double Dutch rudders would be gay and there ain't nothin gay about brotherhood. It's like a secret frat handshake. Also works well for entry into opium dens and Ivy League secret societies.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737

    image

    One of the best segments in television. When he is interviewing the bama RB that was pure gold. Then at the gun show?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    And while we're on the subject....

    I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

    You two fucked didn't you?
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,509
    This thread also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    This thread also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids

    Pics?
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    This thread also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids

    Advertisers. Heed notice.
  • longduckdong
    longduckdong Member Posts: 1,056
    PurpleJ said:

    And while we're on the subject....

    I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

    I just assumed all soccer players were fags
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Calling soccer players fags in a thread about how one of the best college football teams likes to play grab ass is just hypocritical. Some of you must be in the closet.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    PurpleJ said:

    And while we're on the subject....

    I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

    I just assumed all soccer players were fags
    There used to be a word for people who played soccer. And that word was gay.





    I guess that's still the word.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    PurpleJ said:

    And while we're on the subject....

    I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

    I just assumed all soccer players were fags
    It's funny because!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I hate soccer and I'm a fag so suck my dick, fam!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Thank you, Dennis.

    And for the record, no I didn't date or fuck him. He was a skinny white guy and I'm only into black men. Preferably linebackers or defensive tackles. Not into guys who play offense. Defenders are aggressive and know how to tackle and pin someone down.