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Washington - the New Oregon

creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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edited January 2017 in Hardcore Husky Board
Similarities are striking:

1. Washington, like Oregon, is soft. Just axe the Alabama defensive end who was there.

2. Super cool new facilities.

3. The new faggy hand-signal "W" that looks like a retard trying to do a Crips sign.

4. Similar ability to run through the Pac 12 like shit through a goose with one stumble and then get ass raped by an SEC team.

5. Catching up to Oregon with 50 fucking uniform combinations, including the dumb white helmets with the start spangled W. Ghey.

6. Gimmicky head coach and gimmicky offense run by a noodle armed gimmicky "he'll never make it in the NFL" QB.

7. Best player on the team is invariably a wide receiver.

Let's? face it on #5. Despite TequillaFS 50 page analysis on the bright future, Washington's showing against the Tide was fucking embarrassing. It's Oregon Part Deux, only flip flopped. Oregon could score on those vaunted (daunted?) SEC defenses, but their defense was like a French whore during the Nazi occupation.

Washington's offense was to the SEC champ what Oregon's defenses were to the SEC champs.

And, really, Washington's defense was ok - let's? not get carried away with this one - we? they? gave up a couple hundy (270 to be precise) to an offense QB'd by a retard with a retard center who can't tell time. Knowing the run was coming, they couldn't really do shit when it mattered.

Good luck with your faggy progrum. I'm jumping back on the Cane bandwagon where I belong and getting the fuck out of this fucked up confrunce.

Later fuck faces.
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    GladstoneGladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417
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    Founders Club
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    Yes. SEC ass rape. Same as it ever was.
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    AIRWOLFAIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840
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    Shit post. Shit poster.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    Mad_Son said:

    cpotd

    you know it.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Similarities are striking:

    1. Washington, like Oregon, is soft. Just axe the Alabama defensive end who was there.

    2. Super cool new facilities.

    3. The new faggy hand-signal "W" that looks like a retard trying to do a Crips sign.

    4. Similar ability to run through the Pac 12 like shit through a goose with one stumble and then get ass raped by an SEC team.

    5. Catching up to Oregon with 50 fucking uniform combinations, including the dumb white helmets with the start spangled W. Ghey.

    6. Gimmicky head coach and gimmicky offense run by a noodle armed gimmicky "he'll never make it in the NFL" QB.

    7. Best player on the team is invariably a wide receiver.

    Let's? face it on #5. Despite TequillaFS 50 page analysis on the bright future, Washington's showing against the Tide was fucking embarrassing. It's Oregon Part Deux, only flip flopped. Oregon could score on those vaunted (daunted?) SEC defenses, but their defense was like a French whore during the Nazi occupation.

    Washington's offense was to the SEC champ what Oregon's defenses were to the SEC champs.

    And, really, Washington's defense was ok - let's? not get carried away with this one - we? they? gave up a couple hundy (270 to be precise) to an offense QB'd by a retard with a retard center who can't tell time. Knowing the run was coming, they couldn't really do shit when it mattered.

    Good luck with your faggy progrum. I'm jumping back on the Cane bandwagon where I belong and getting the fuck out of this fucked up confrunce.

    Later fuck faces.

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    MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
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    Creepy cane is creepy.
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    DeepSeaZDeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
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    AIRWOLF said:

    Shit post. Shit poster.

    who the fuck are you? 7-11 on Aurora at noon today fuck lips.
    I'm so excited I got here an hour early. All hopped up on my second Slurpy.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    3 hundy. keep saying it. 3 hundy, against an offense run by a part-time O coordinator high on blow and Qb'd by a full blown retard.

    THREE FUCKING HUNDY.
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    Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,910
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    How was the Holiday Bowl?
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    DeepSeaZ said:

    AIRWOLF said:

    Shit post. Shit poster.

    who the fuck are you? 7-11 on Aurora at noon today fuck lips.
    I'm so excited I got here an hour early. All hopped up on my second Slurpy.
    No, the OTHER 7-11 on Aurora.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    MisterEm said:

    Creepy cane is creepy.

    You know your creeps.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    edited January 2017

    How was the Holiday Bowl?

    And who the fuck are you to address me? You too at 7-11 at noon. I'm gonna bumb fuck you into next week.

    I don't know anything about the Holiday Bowl Buford.

    Listen up - take a walk around the block when you come into a new neighborhood dummy.
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    Canes are not getting out of the ACC. Clemson will own it for a while.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    Canes are not getting out of the ACC. Clemson will own it for a while.

    No. Deshaun Watson has to graduate eventually, and those guys come down the road once every 10 or more years. They're as likely to find another one as Oregon is to find another Mariotta. Not any time soon.

    Miami is building again. I can smell it.

    Fuck off now.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,749
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    Somewhere on that list, a collective nerve was struck.

    Did it really take my post to point out to you ass lickers that the Defense you're so proud of gave up just shy of 3 hundred yards on the ground to an offense that had no QB?

    No misdirection, no gimmicky trick shit like Peterman runs. Just two fucking guys carrying the ball off-tackle for four quarters. 270 and 24 pts.

    We know what happened on the other side of the ball.

    Like I said: Washington: the new Oregon.

    Have fun with it.
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