Washington - the New Oregon

Similarities are striking:

1. Washington, like Oregon, is soft. Just axe the Alabama defensive end who was there.

2. Super cool new facilities.

3. The new faggy hand-signal "W" that looks like a retard trying to do a Crips sign.

4. Similar ability to run through the Pac 12 like shit through a goose with one stumble and then get ass raped by an SEC team.

5. Catching up to Oregon with 50 fucking uniform combinations, including the dumb white helmets with the start spangled W. Ghey.

6. Gimmicky head coach and gimmicky offense run by a noodle armed gimmicky "he'll never make it in the NFL" QB.

7. Best player on the team is invariably a wide receiver.

Let's? face it on #5. Despite TequillaFS 50 page analysis on the bright future, Washington's showing against the Tide was fucking embarrassing. It's Oregon Part Deux, only flip flopped. Oregon could score on those vaunted (daunted?) SEC defenses, but their defense was like a French whore during the Nazi occupation.

Washington's offense was to the SEC champ what Oregon's defenses were to the SEC champs.

And, really, Washington's defense was ok - let's? not get carried away with this one - we? they? gave up a couple hundy (270 to be precise) to an offense QB'd by a retard with a retard center who can't tell time. Knowing the run was coming, they couldn't really do shit when it mattered.

Good luck with your faggy progrum. I'm jumping back on the Cane bandwagon where I belong and getting the fuck out of this fucked up confrunce.

Later fuck faces.