Washington - the New Oregon
1. Washington, like Oregon, is soft. Just axe the Alabama defensive end who was there.
2. Super cool new facilities.
3. The new faggy hand-signal "W" that looks like a retard trying to do a Crips sign.
4. Similar ability to run through the Pac 12 like shit through a goose with one stumble and then get ass raped by an SEC team.
5. Catching up to Oregon with 50 fucking uniform combinations, including the dumb white helmets with the start spangled W. Ghey.
6. Gimmicky head coach and gimmicky offense run by a noodle armed gimmicky "he'll never make it in the NFL" QB.
7. Best player on the team is invariably a wide receiver.
Let's? face it on #5. Despite TequillaFS 50 page analysis on the bright future, Washington's showing against the Tide was fucking embarrassing. It's Oregon Part Deux, only flip flopped. Oregon could score on those vaunted (daunted?) SEC defenses, but their defense was like a French whore during the Nazi occupation.
Washington's offense was to the SEC champ what Oregon's defenses were to the SEC champs.
And, really, Washington's defense was ok - let's? not get carried away with this one - we? they? gave up a couple hundy (270 to be precise) to an offense QB'd by a retard with a retard center who can't tell time. Knowing the run was coming, they couldn't really do shit when it mattered.
Good luck with your faggy progrum. I'm jumping back on the Cane bandwagon where I belong and getting the fuck out of this fucked up confrunce.
Later fuck faces.
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No.
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Yes. SEC ass rape. Same as it ever was.
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OK!creepycoug said:Similarities are striking:
1. Washington, like Oregon, is soft. Just axe the Alabama defensive end who was there.
2. Super cool new facilities.
3. The new faggy hand-signal "W" that looks like a retard trying to do a Crips sign.
4. Similar ability to run through the Pac 12 like shit through a goose with one stumble and then get ass raped by an SEC team.
5. Catching up to Oregon with 50 fucking uniform combinations, including the dumb white helmets with the start spangled W. Ghey.
6. Gimmicky head coach and gimmicky offense run by a noodle armed gimmicky "he'll never make it in the NFL" QB.
7. Best player on the team is invariably a wide receiver.
Let's? face it on #5. Despite TequillaFS 50 page analysis on the bright future, Washington's showing against the Tide was fucking embarrassing. It's Oregon Part Deux, only flip flopped. Oregon could score on those vaunted (daunted?) SEC defenses, but their defense was like a French whore during the Nazi occupation.
Washington's offense was to the SEC champ what Oregon's defenses were to the SEC champs.
And, really, Washington's defense was ok - let's? not get carried away with this one - we? they? gave up a couple hundy (270 to be precise) to an offense QB'd by a retard with a retard center who can't tell time. Knowing the run was coming, they couldn't really do shit when it mattered.
Good luck with your faggy progrum. I'm jumping back on the Cane bandwagon where I belong and getting the fuck out of this fucked up confrunce.
Later fuck faces. -
Shit post. Shit poster.
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cpotd
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you know it.Mad_Son said:cpotd
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who the fuck are you? 7-11 on Aurora at noon today fuck lips.AIRWOLF said:Shit post. Shit poster.
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exactly.GrundleStiltzkin said:
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CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:creepycoug said:
Similarities are striking:
1. Washington, like Oregon, is soft. Just axe the Alabama defensive end who was there.
2. Super cool new facilities.
3. The new faggy hand-signal "W" that looks like a retard trying to do a Crips sign.
4. Similar ability to run through the Pac 12 like shit through a goose with one stumble and then get ass raped by an SEC team.
5. Catching up to Oregon with 50 fucking uniform combinations, including the dumb white helmets with the start spangled W. Ghey.
6. Gimmicky head coach and gimmicky offense run by a noodle armed gimmicky "he'll never make it in the NFL" QB.
7. Best player on the team is invariably a wide receiver.
Let's? face it on #5. Despite TequillaFS 50 page analysis on the bright future, Washington's showing against the Tide was fucking embarrassing. It's Oregon Part Deux, only flip flopped. Oregon could score on those vaunted (daunted?) SEC defenses, but their defense was like a French whore during the Nazi occupation.
Washington's offense was to the SEC champ what Oregon's defenses were to the SEC champs.
And, really, Washington's defense was ok - let's? not get carried away with this one - we? they? gave up a couple hundy (270 to be precise) to an offense QB'd by a retard with a retard center who can't tell time. Knowing the run was coming, they couldn't really do shit when it mattered.
Good luck with your faggy progrum. I'm jumping back on the Cane bandwagon where I belong and getting the fuck out of this fucked up confrunce.
Later fuck faces.
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Creepy cane is creepy.
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I'm so excited I got here an hour early. All hopped up on my second Slurpy.creepycoug said:
who the fuck are you? 7-11 on Aurora at noon today fuck lips.AIRWOLF said:Shit post. Shit poster.
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3 hundy. keep saying it. 3 hundy, against an offense run by a part-time O coordinator high on blow and Qb'd by a full blown retard.
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How was the Holiday Bowl?
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No, the OTHER 7-11 on Aurora.DeepSeaZ said:
I'm so excited I got here an hour early. All hopped up on my second Slurpy.creepycoug said:
who the fuck are you? 7-11 on Aurora at noon today fuck lips.AIRWOLF said:Shit post. Shit poster.
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You know your creeps.MisterEm said:Creepy cane is creepy.
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And who the fuck are you to address me? You too at 7-11 at noon. I'm gonna bumb fuck you into next week.Ice_Holmvik said:How was the Holiday Bowl?
I don't know anything about the Holiday Bowl Buford.
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Canes are not getting out of the ACC. Clemson will own it for a while.
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No. Deshaun Watson has to graduate eventually, and those guys come down the road once every 10 or more years. They're as likely to find another one as Oregon is to find another Mariotta. Not any time soon.WeakarmCobra said:Canes are not getting out of the ACC. Clemson will own it for a while.
Miami is building again. I can smell it.
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Somewhere on that list, a collective nerve was struck.
Did it really take my post to point out to you ass lickers that the Defense you're so proud of gave up just shy of 3 hundred yards on the ground to an offense that had no QB?
No misdirection, no gimmicky trick shit like Peterman runs. Just two fucking guys carrying the ball off-tackle for four quarters. 270 and 24 pts.
We know what happened on the other side of the ball.
Like I said: Washington: the new Oregon.
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Hey, after the last 14 years of mediocre football. I will take nice 8-9 year run.creepycoug said:Somewhere on that list, a collective nerve was struck.
Did it really take my post to point out to you ass lickers that the Defense you're so proud of gave up just shy of 3 hundred yards on the ground to an offense that had no QB?
No misdirection, no gimmicky trick shit like Peterman runs. Just two fucking guys carrying the ball off-tackle for four quarters. 270 and 24 pts.
We know what happened on the other side of the ball.
Like I said: Washington: the new Oregon.
Have fun with it. -
If by "run" you mean something approximating what Oregon has done, beating a bunch of good teams, and few if any great ones, then, yes, welcome to your future.WeakarmCobra said:
Hey, after the last 14 years of mediocre football. I will take nice 8-9 year run.creepycoug said:Somewhere on that list, a collective nerve was struck.
Did it really take my post to point out to you ass lickers that the Defense you're so proud of gave up just shy of 3 hundred yards on the ground to an offense that had no QB?
No misdirection, no gimmicky trick shit like Peterman runs. Just two fucking guys carrying the ball off-tackle for four quarters. 270 and 24 pts.
We know what happened on the other side of the ball.
Like I said: Washington: the new Oregon.
Have fun with it.
SEC SEC SEC SEC
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Fuck you cewg looser.
Not saying this because you have a point. Just wanted to say it because I don't like cewgs because they our are RIVALS. So just to be clear you are wrong. I'm just angry because I feel like it and not because your post made me feel this way. -
Hey at least my Kewgs wernt embarrassed in our bowel game. Wait, never mind.PurpleJ said:Fuck you cewg looser.
Not saying this because you have a point. Just wanted to say it because I don't like cewgs because they our are RIVALS. So just to be clear you are wrong. I'm just angry because I feel like it and not because your post made me feel this way.
But if we had Craykraft, it would have been a different game. -
Call me when the Canes have a dick worth sucking or some balls worth gargling. I must have missed their big match up in the CFP.
Washington would buttfuck UM if they played tomorrow.
You should probably just suck Alabama dick, or maybe Clemson dick if they can pull out a win. Because sucking Cane dick while talking shit about UW being soft is some FS bullshit. -
Wdwya
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dflea, you dumb fucking donkey. i trust you'll be at the 7-11 meat and greete today at noon so I can show you how to hook a king in the parking lot.
Canes have a QB, for the time being. That alone will confuse the fuck out of that overrated defense of yours? after playing 4 quarters against that retard Hurts. fucking kid can't throw, can't read shit and has a slow first step, and you? were playing him while his offensive coordinator was surfing facebook for new pussy in So Fla.
I don't suck dick. I grab 'em by the pussy. Where the fuck have you been?
I didn't say W was soft. An Alabama defensive end told me. I figured he was there and everything and might have an idea. -
Classy post here but I still hate you because I'm obligated to. You guys lost because you stopped wearing Russell uniforms and switched to Nike and you didn't take academis seriously enough. That's pretty much why we lost as well. At least our players didn't get arrested and act like thugs.creepycoug said:
Hey at least my Kewgs wernt embarrassed in our bowel game. Wait, never mind.PurpleJ said:Fuck you cewg looser.
Not saying this because you have a point. Just wanted to say it because I don't like cewgs because they our are RIVALS. So just to be clear you are wrong. I'm just angry because I feel like it and not because your post made me feel this way.
But if we had Craykraft, it would have been a different game.
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You!PostGameOrangeSlices said:Wdwya
I've already dispatched you with thine own hand. Don't come to the 7-11 party. You've been there and you know what happens. -
Listen here sod buster coog lover (hi tailgater) this post is fucktarded stupid at this time. Way beneath your pay grade ass wipe. Do better or get the fuck out
