OT: story behind your username?
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So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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Swaye said:
So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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I forgot one of the most important parts...Jolie is part Iroquois. Iroquois is linguistically related to Cherokee so I always assumed we could communicate with a series of guttural grunts during the fucking part of our relationship. This is appealing because I'm an idiot.PurpleReign said:Swaye said:So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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Ddy is not a fan of user names that end in numbersGladstone said:DerekJohnson said:
Would have been much better as PurpleReign2008PurpleReign said:It's a completely original name that I invented myself.
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Talk about just fizzling out at the end.Swaye said:So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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I had the coolest name ever with the best story --- but Vladimir Karatakoff and a team of Russians hijacked my account and dumped this boring shitfuck name on me
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What's the story behind @DerekJohnson ?
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It can't all be disco shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Talk about just fizzling out at the end.Swaye said:So, many years ago before she became a feed the world idiot, I liked Angelina Jolie. She was all fucked up, super hot, and cut herself and fucked everything. My kind of chick. So when she did Gone in 60 Seconds and was at the time a super hot mentally unstable cutter who ALSO loved cars and motorcycles, I knew I was all set with her name in that movie - Sway (I added the e because I'm fucking rad). Sort of disappointing compared to who she is now - feed the world lunatic, women's right lunatic, and she has cut off her tits. But whatever, she used to be nails.
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Mine came back from the early 90's when we got our first computer, an IBM Aptiva. I needed a username so I could hit on women on ICQ.
The Mosster part was my nickname growing up and I always wanted to joing the Air Force which was created in 1947. -
You forgot to add your love of fantasty.BearsWiin said:I have a spastic right middle finger due to excessive masturbation
