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Roll Tide Roll, A Duck fans eulogy

Jave
Jave Member Posts: 43
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Doog nation. I hereby acknowledge my ignorance and bow down to the mastery that is Washington football.

Yes, I laughed, and laughed for years while my Ducks beat you into submission. But the TIDE has changed. The DAWGS once again rule the roost and are running around lifting your leg pissing on the entire Pac-12. Well, I have to say......well earned. Well earned.
Yes, I initially mocked and laughed at the PeDDDDERson hire while my Ducks rolled to win after win. We were printing TEE-shirts it was such a mockery. Well, the chickens have come home to roost. It turns out 70 points was actually being Nice, and NOT running up the score. Well played, well played.

So now your in the playoffs with the big boys. Your representing the Pac-12, you are the flagship banner for our conference. I should wish you well, I really want to. I really should. And I suppose in another year I actually might. However I happen to live in the bowels of the south. Where Roll Tide Roll is more then a motto or some catch phrase the toothless parade of idiots chant while sipping on Budweiser and scratching themselves.

Yes, I now live in the land of a God named Saban. Where football is more then something fun we did hoping it didn't rain on us in Portland. Let me help you before it happens. Let me ease your pain weeks in advance. You are going to get beat, and beat badly. The game will be over before halftime. You have no idea the machine you are going to run in to. The days of hearing the great siren of equality will be drowned out by the constant drone of Rammer Jammer. The Tide is going to dismantle the Huskies in an embarrassing fashion, and that's ok. It's not over. Hold your heads high my Husky friends. It could be worse. You could be staring at the Ducks once again laughing at you on the way to the playoffs?

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  • priapism
    priapism Member Posts: 2,305
    Try not to cum:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6P9x41Ubkk
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  • HFNY
    HFNY Member Posts: 5,400
    "So now your you are in the playoffs with the big boys. Your representing the Pac-12, you are the flagship banner for our conference."
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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
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  • Jave
    Jave Member Posts: 43
    This was an honest post here, and as a Duck fan, I knew it wouldn't be well received. But as a FOOTBALL fan, you guys have no idea the f&%king juggernaut Saban has created here in Alabama. Its no dishonor to lose this year is all I'm saying. Don't take it personally. Its gonna be fugly, and that's ok.
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  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,379
    Jave said:

    This was an honest post here, and as a Duck fan, I knew it wouldn't be well received. But as a FOOTBALL fan, you guys have no idea the f&%king juggernaut Saban has created here in Alabama. Its no dishonor to lose this year is all I'm saying. Don't take it personally. Its gonna be fugly, and that's ok.

    honestly, i didnt even read your post.

    jesus christ, three lines tops, brah.
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  • Jave
    Jave Member Posts: 43
    rodmansrage said:

    Jave said:

    This was an honest post here, and as a Duck fan, I knew it wouldn't be well received. But as a FOOTBALL fan, you guys have no idea the f&%king juggernaut Saban has created here in Alabama. Its no dishonor to lose this year is all I'm saying. Don't take it personally. Its gonna be fugly, and that's ok.

    honestly, i didnt even read your post.

    jesus christ, three lines tops, brah.
    Which is exactly what the Tide is going to do to your team. Don't say you weren't warned.
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  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    People have been saying this about the best teams of all time. This reminds me of 1926.
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  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113
    Jave said:

    This was an honest post here, and as a Duck fan, I knew it wouldn't be well received. But as a FOOTBALL fan, you guys have no idea the f&%king juggernaut Saban has created here in Alabama. Its no dishonor to lose this year is all I'm saying. Don't take it personally. Its gonna be fugly, and that's ok.

    There are several Ducks here that are well received and post frequently. They also don't create shit topics like this.
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  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,379
    Jave said:

    rodmansrage said:



    Which is exactly what the Tide is going to do to your team. Don't say you weren't warned.

    the tide arent going to read any of the team's posts? i dont get it?
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  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Surely you have something better to waste your time on than a novel no one here is going to read.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Jave said:

    Doog nation. I hereby acknowledge my ignorance and bow down to the mastery that is Washington football.

    Yes, I laughed, and laughed for years while my Ducks beat you into submission. But the TIDE has changed. The DAWGS once again rule the roost and are running around lifting your leg pissing on the entire Pac-12. Well, I have to say......well earned. Well earned.
    Yes, I initially mocked and laughed at the PeDDDDERson hire while my Ducks rolled to win after win. We were printing TEE-shirts it was such a mockery. Well, the chickens have come home to roost. It turns out 70 points was actually being Nice, and NOT running up the score. Well played, well played.

    So now your in the playoffs with the big boys. Your representing the Pac-12, you are the flagship banner for our conference. I should wish you well, I really want to. I really should. And I suppose in another year I actually might. However I happen to live in the bowels of the south. Where Roll Tide Roll is more then a motto or some catch phrase the toothless parade of idiots chant while sipping on Budweiser and scratching themselves.

    Yes, I now live in the land of a God named Saban. Where football is more then something fun we did hoping it didn't rain on us in Portland. Let me help you before it happens. Let me ease your pain weeks in advance. You are going to get beat, and beat badly. The game will be over before halftime. You have no idea the machine you are going to run in to. The days of hearing the great siren of equality will be drowned out by the constant drone of Rammer Jammer. The Tide is going to dismantle the Huskies in an embarrassing fashion, and that's ok. It's not over. Hold your heads high my Husky friends. It could be worse. You could be staring at the Ducks once again laughing at you on the way to the playoffs?

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=7TEgfv6JrmY

    I like WASHINGTON in this one
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  • Gridiron
    Gridiron Member Posts: 508
    edited December 2016
    Jave said:

    Doog nation. I hereby acknowledge my ignorance and bow down to the mastery that is Washington football.

    Yes, I laughed, and laughed for years while my Ducks beat you into submission. But the TIDE has changed. The DAWGS once again rule the roost and are running around lifting your leg pissing on the entire Pac-12. Well, I have to say......well earned. Well earned.
    Yes, I initially mocked and laughed at the PeDDDDERson hire while my Ducks rolled to win after win. We were printing TEE-shirts it was such a mockery. Well, the chickens have come home to roost. It turns out 70 points was actually being Nice, and NOT running up the score. Well played, well played.

    So now your in the playoffs with the big boys. Your representing the Pac-12, you are the flagship banner for our conference. I should wish you well, I really want to. I really should. And I suppose in another year I actually might. However I happen to live in the bowels of the south. Where Roll Tide Roll is more then a motto or some catch phrase the toothless parade of idiots chant while sipping on Budweiser and scratching themselves.

    Yes, I now live in the land of a God named Saban. Where football is more then something fun we did hoping it didn't rain on us in Portland. Let me help you before it happens. Let me ease your pain weeks in advance. You are going to get beat, and beat badly. The game will be over before halftime. You have no idea the machine you are going to run in to. The days of hearing the great siren of equality will be drowned out by the constant drone of Rammer Jammer. The Tide is going to dismantle the Huskies in an embarrassing fashion, and that's ok. It's not over. Hold your heads high my Husky friends. It could be worse. You could be staring at the Ducks once again laughing at you on the way to the playoffs?

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=7TEgfv6JrmY

    You're an embarrsement to the Bama team and the SEC...Fark U(yes, I mispelled it for all you fucking Husky verbal correction officers). I aint giving obliges and credits to no fucking body...and damn sure not gone sugar coat or passive agressive near a mother fuker(dont like way i spell chit, fuck u)......earn the win god dammit
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    Quacks:
    Worst mascot in college football.
    Worst fanbase in college football.
    Worst colors and unis in college football.
    NOGAF about your worthless opinions and taunts, safety school boy.
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  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
    OP is insecure as fuck.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    A real shame the OP didn't live in Oso a couple years ago.
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