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PM to Browning for Apple Cup
halfbrainmanmolder
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Dear Jake,
Our Apple Cup win and playoff hope rest on your shoulder (or arm and legs). Yes, if Babushka could come up with a brilliant game plan and fully utilize our two excellent running backs, then you wouldn't need to do a whole lot other than keeping the ball safe by making throws you are good at -- but that's the same as counting on a random number generator to produce a winning lottery number -- so a good performance from you is our only hope as we were told you do have the freedom to change play calls pre-snaps. Please trust our RBs and our defense and resist the temptation of throwing long bombs all over the place even if Babushka asks you to do.
Lastly, keep your socks clean and don't let it turn brown under any circumstances. That's all.
Oh, btw, Happy Thanksgiving!
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Dear Jake,
Nothing over twenty yards. Don't forget your TEs. Oh, and hand the ball to Myles and Lavon, minimum 15x each.
Sincerely,
TTJ -
Dearest Jacob,
Nothing changed with me. Just got call from FRANNY 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up inMaltby. If dad has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Anna take me and Dad can leave with you. I would prefer u and dad leave together. I'll ask Anna. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know -
Don't make brown snow
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Jake, whatever you do, don't take advice from fags on the internet
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Hi guys, Cougar fan here. I'm heading to Seattle for the game Saturday. A couple of questions. Is Jake going to wear his helmet super high up on his forehead for this game? Is he going to clap his hands several times before the hike? Where can I park my El Camino for the cheapest rate? Is it true there are legal dope stores now?
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Dear Jake,
Stop being a whiny bitch about your girlfriend dumping you, nut up, and win your game on Friday. -
If we start bashing fags on internet, then I am out.doogie said:Jake, whatever you do, don't take advice from fags on the internet
You with me, such fag J? -
Fuck. I bought Lotto tickets tonight and now I find this out.
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LEARN TO SEND A PM YOU IDIOT! HAHAHA
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Brock Huard once told me in an interview that right before he threw the miracle 63 yard TD pass on 4th and 17 at ASU to win the game, he never looked to the sideline for the play. He was staring off at the end zone, and he said the coaches were going apeshit trying to get his attention. And then he went to the LOS and called the play "copper" for which he made a gesture of pretending to flip a coin. Next thing you know, Touchdown Washington!!
So maybe Browning can do the same. Ignore Babushka all game long. Call his own plays.
An added bonus would be the wealth of pissed off Peterman gifs for Grundle's collection. -
That was actually a cool story.DerekJohnson said:Brock Huard once told me in an interview that right before he threw the miracle 63 yard TD pass on 4th and 17 at ASU to win the game, he never looked to the sideline for the play. He was staring off at the end zone, and he said the coaches were going apeshit trying to get his attention. And then he went to the LOS and called the play "copper" for which he made a gesture of pretending to flip a coin. Next thing you know, Touchdown Washington!!
So maybe Browning can do the same. Ignore Babushka all game long. Call his own plays.
An added bonus would be the wealth of pissed off Peterman gifs for Grundle's collection. -
Dear Jake,
Hand the ball to Gaskin and Coleman, remember the TEs, don't choke in the clutch, and all the other shit people said above.
ALSO, if you're under a lot of pressure on a given play remember that throwing the ball away - an incomplete pass out of bounds - is far better than a sack or an INT.
And another thing, if Falk continuously has all day to throw the ball, fire a tight spiral into psalm's nads.
Sincerely,
Passion
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Dear Jake,
Eat cuog souls and drink cuog tears for 4 quarters. Thanks -
Jake,
You can throw the ball deep just fine - you're just not throwing it on time. Stop holding the ball so long and throw that fucker a second earlier - your receivers will get there.
Your friend,
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Dear Jake,
Winners win. -
Dearest Jake,
You are about to embark upon the Great Doog Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the PNW are upon you. The hopes and prayers of Rose Bowl-loving HHBs everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Death Row D and homosexual fire dancers on other fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the Cuog Air Raid machine, the elimination of Pirate tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Washington, and anti-doog security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well tanned, well rested, equipped and ready to rumble. They are at home and will fight savagely.
But this is the year 2016! Much has happened since the Dawgman triumphs of 2003-2013. The Half Brains have inflicted upon the vile doogs great defeats, in open forum battle, in scout.com covert operations, and man-to-man. Derek's forum offensive has seriously reduced their strength, their legitimacy and their capacity to continuously make bizarre, breathtakingly incorrect predictions whilst savagely banning anyone who dare criticize or have expectations of a winning program. Our HHB efforts have given us an overwhelming superiority in intelligence and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting trolls.
The tide has turned! The free men of the Husky world are marching together to victory!
I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Pac-12 championship glory!
Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty Allah upon this great and noble undertaking. -
Dear Jake,
Don't forget to curb stomp Gesser after you walk off the field after annihilating their community college asses. Thanks -
Dear Jake,
Don't forget to salt their wheat fields and run their loser fans over with their most prized wheat harvester after the game. Thanks. -
Dear Jake,
Don't forget to drain their supply of Busch light so that everyone on that campus kills themselves. Thanks. -
Dear Jake,
Don't forget to drain their supply of Busch light so that everyone on that campus kills themselves. Thanks. -
haie is #FIREDUP!
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Doogs gonna Doogdoogie said:haie is #FIREDUP!
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Apparently a doog is someone who calls out coogs for what they are. Keep worshipping your master while he rage-blocks me on twitter and calls it a victory.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs gonna Doogdoogie said:haie is #FIREDUP!
The jack husky crowd has been disappointing this year. -
Doogs care what Coogs think.haie said:
Apparently a doog is someone who calls out coogs for what they are. Keep worshipping your master while he rage-blocks me on twitter and calls it a victory.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs gonna Doogdoogie said:haie is #FIREDUP!
The jack husky crowd has been disappointing this year.
Especially when they are getting skull fucked by one. -
Lol I convinced him into thinking I went to a satellite campus of his worthless alma mater and then made fun of him for being a salesman and he blocked me on twitter after the apple cup last year. Then calls me out the second he gets on a jack husky podcast.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs care what Coogs think.haie said:
Apparently a doog is someone who calls out coogs for what they are. Keep worshipping your master while he rage-blocks me on twitter and calls it a victory.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs gonna Doogdoogie said:haie is #FIREDUP!
The jack husky crowd has been disappointing this year.
Especially when they are getting skull fucked by one.
If this is being skullfucked, please, keep skullfucking me. Keep posting from your safe places.
A coog is a coog, feed them the same slop and they eat it up as predictably as ever. -
Apparently a slave disagrees with this. Lol WSUV Proud GO WheatField #playoffworthy/wlossToEasternhaie said:
Lol I convinced him into thinking I went to a satellite campus of his worthless alma mater and then made fun of him for being a salesman and he blocked me on twitter after the apple cup last year. Then calls me out the second he gets on a jack husky podcast.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs care what Coogs think.haie said:
Apparently a doog is someone who calls out coogs for what they are. Keep worshipping your master while he rage-blocks me on twitter and calls it a victory.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs gonna Doogdoogie said:haie is #FIREDUP!
The jack husky crowd has been disappointing this year.
Especially when they are getting skull fucked by one.
If this is being skullfucked, please, keep skullfucking me. Keep posting from your safe places.
A coog is a coog, feed them the same slop and they eat it up as predictably as ever. -
I'm impressed that one little bit of FREE PUB in a podcast caused this meltdown.haie said:
Lol I convinced him into thinking I went to a satellite campus of his worthless alma mater and then made fun of him for being a salesman and he blocked me on twitter after the apple cup last year. Then calls me out the second he gets on a jack husky podcast.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs care what Coogs think.haie said:
Apparently a doog is someone who calls out coogs for what they are. Keep worshipping your master while he rage-blocks me on twitter and calls it a victory.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs gonna Doogdoogie said:haie is #FIREDUP!
The jack husky crowd has been disappointing this year.
Especially when they are getting skull fucked by one.
If this is being skullfucked, please, keep skullfucking me. Keep posting from your safe places.
A coog is a coog, feed them the same slop and they eat it up as predictably as ever.
Please continue. -
Sven, can you imagine a world where you don't suck Harv's dick?
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No.seatownfunk said:Sven, can you imagine a world where you don't suck Harv's dick?
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I'm impressed a little ruse and a few twitter posts caused him to rage this long to call me out on JackhuskyHalfBrains podcast.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I'm impressed that one little bit of FREE PUB in a podcast caused this meltdown.haie said:
Lol I convinced him into thinking I went to a satellite campus of his worthless alma mater and then made fun of him for being a salesman and he blocked me on twitter after the apple cup last year. Then calls me out the second he gets on a jack husky podcast.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs care what Coogs think.haie said:
Apparently a doog is someone who calls out coogs for what they are. Keep worshipping your master while he rage-blocks me on twitter and calls it a victory.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Doogs gonna Doogdoogie said:haie is #FIREDUP!
The jack husky crowd has been disappointing this year.
Especially when they are getting skull fucked by one.
If this is being skullfucked, please, keep skullfucking me. Keep posting from your safe places.
A coog is a coog, feed them the same slop and they eat it up as predictably as ever.
Please continue.
He blocked me after I called him a piece of shit cuog salesman and made fun of him for believing my ruse. I've never blocked him anywhere.
Keep on worshipping
