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Dilemma: my firstborn is two days overdue
Fecal_Matter
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I made a big mistake around this past Valentines Day by getting my wife pregnant. I didn't look at the schedule ahead of time. There's a good chance I'll have to miss the U$C game. If the baby is born a couple of hours before game time should I rush out the hospital so I can make it to the game in time? Or do I just miss the game and suffer the consequences of my horrible planning?
P.S. When the baby is born, I'm going to make a "Welcome the newest member of UW class of 2038" or " Please welcome future class of 2034 Husky recruit!" that everyone around here loves.
P.S. When the baby is born, I'm going to make a "Welcome the newest member of UW class of 2038" or " Please welcome future class of 2034 Husky recruit!" that everyone around here loves.
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Castor oil + walking.
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Just watch the game on sling from the delivery room. Try to get the nurses to do the wave with you.
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It's not too late for a partial birth abortion
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I hear Hillary does them up to the day of birth.TierbsHsotBoobs said:It's not too late for a partial birth abortion
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My youngest one was due around the time I was supposed to go to Vegas for my buddy's wedding.
I declined at the time in order to do the "right thing" and stick around for his birth ... Should have gone to Vegas. (Don't take this story seriously tho) -
Have your baby at Gameday so we can all watch on national tv! Make a sign saying like "All Natural Birth Here" or something.
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This. An epic time with buds can be once in a lifetime type experience. You can always have more kids.animate said:My youngest one was due around the time I was supposed to go to Vegas for my buddy's wedding.
I declined at the time in order to do the "right thing" and stick around for his birth ... Should have gone to Vegas. (Don't take this story seriously tho) -
I like this option the best so far, because I've always loved the wave.Swaye said:Just watch the game on sling from the delivery room. Try to get the nurses to do the wave with you.
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And fucking. Seriously.doogie said:Castor oil + walking.
Trust me on this.
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The simple fact:
Fuck her ... a lot ...
Kid will come out sticky ...
But it works.
