Dilemma: my firstborn is two days overdue
P.S. When the baby is born, I'm going to make a "Welcome the newest member of UW class of 2038" or " Please welcome future class of 2034 Husky recruit!" that everyone around here loves.
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Castor oil + walking.
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Just watch the game on sling from the delivery room. Try to get the nurses to do the wave with you.
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It's not too late for a partial birth abortion
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I hear Hillary does them up to the day of birth.TierbsHsotBoobs said:It's not too late for a partial birth abortion
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My youngest one was due around the time I was supposed to go to Vegas for my buddy's wedding.
I declined at the time in order to do the "right thing" and stick around for his birth ... Should have gone to Vegas. (Don't take this story seriously tho) -
Have your baby at Gameday so we can all watch on national tv! Make a sign saying like "All Natural Birth Here" or something.
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This. An epic time with buds can be once in a lifetime type experience. You can always have more kids.animate said:My youngest one was due around the time I was supposed to go to Vegas for my buddy's wedding.
I declined at the time in order to do the "right thing" and stick around for his birth ... Should have gone to Vegas. (Don't take this story seriously tho) -
I like this option the best so far, because I've always loved the wave.Swaye said:Just watch the game on sling from the delivery room. Try to get the nurses to do the wave with you.
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And fucking. Seriously.doogie said:Castor oil + walking.
Trust me on this.
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The simple fact:
Fuck her ... a lot ...
Kid will come out sticky ...
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^^This.topdawgnc said:The simple fact:
Fuck her ... a lot ...
Kid will come out sticky ...
But it works. -
I was born at Swedish Hospital on a Saturday morning in October at 10:08AM. At 11:30AM my dad kissed my mom goodbye and went to Husky Stadium to see UW beat Navy. He passed out "It's a Boy!" cigars.
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Cool story, for realDerekJohnson said:I was born at Swedish Hospital on a Saturday morning in October at 10:08AM. At 11:30AM my dad kissed my mom goodbye and went to Husky Stadium to see UW beat Navy. He passed out "It's a Boy!" cigars.
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My dads waited until after the UW game to adopt me.
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You forgot to put mom in " "DerekJohnson said:I was born at Swedish Hospital on a Saturday morning in October at 10:08AM. At 11:30AM my dad kissed my mom goodbye and went to Husky Stadium to see UW beat Navy. He passed out "It's a Boy!" cigars.
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Step 1. Have the delivery at the UW medical center.
Step 2. Make sure they give your wife the good drugs.
Step 3. "Step out for a smoke".
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1. Don't have kids
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PurpleJ said:
1. Don't have kids that you know about or can be proven
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Ask that they induce labor on Wednesday.
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My first dad was in Vegas for a conference back in the 60s when I was born. When he found out that he had a son, he was so excited, the story goes, he got the first taxi to the airport to rush home to meet me.
Two weeks later, when the conference was over.
Really, if you're not the Doctor, you don't actually have to be in the room. Your wife will understand. And name your son (or daughter) Jake Ross Victor (insert last name) -
Thanks for all the ideas guys/gals. I guess this is what I deserve. I have learned from my mistakes, and will be a better person for it.
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You're an idiot.jecornel said:Ask that they induce labor on Wednesday.
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THIS. Bring a doula and a bathtub and show them what the PNW is all about. Turn the water purple with natural beet dye or something.PineapplePirate said:Have your baby at Gameday so we can all watch on national tv! Make a sign saying like "All Natural Birth Here" or something.
