Dumbest Things Said by Announcers Tonight

2. Hansen is being used as more of a decoy tonight (4 targets already in the first quarter...immediately after this statement he catches a 38 yard bomb and then a 14 yard TD.)
3. If I'm Chris Petersen I make an easy out of conference schedule for my young team early on (ignoring the fact that this schedule was created by Pool Boy and Sark.)
4. Repeated discussions about Cal not recruiting or wanting the "home town" boy Browning even though they offered him. And as if he would choose Cal over UW.
5. Rod repeatedly predicting OSU jumping UW...and then the end of game revelation that Rod actually thinks UW is one of the top 4 teams in the country RIGHT NOW. But still won't be ranked in the top 4 on Tuesday.
6. UW has a lot of size in the interior DL with Gaines and Qualls (as Vea and Tupou are on camera...neither Gaines nor Qualls are in the game.)
7. Rod: The Pac12 North race is far from over.
Mark: Err...yeah...struggles to think of other good Pac12 North teams...Colorado is the surprise of the conference this year...
8. Janet Reno?
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It was brutal.
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Surprised you didn't post the whole transcript
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UW doesn't look "dominant" 5 minutes into the game.
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YES THAT WAS LITERALLY FIRST ON MY LIST. FIRST.dhdawg said:UW doesn't look "dominant" 5 minutes into the game.
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Literally two drives into the game... WELL LOOKS LIKE THE COMMITTEE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOINGdhdawg said:UW doesn't look "dominant" 5 minutes into the game.
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I know. it needed to be repeated
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not to mention all the faggy 1 liners.
"held like a grudge"
"ross being a boss"
"lit" -
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John Ross is lit tonight definitely caught my ear.dhdawg said:not to mention all the faggy 1 liners.
"held like a grudge"
"ross being a boss"
"lit"
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T's and P's to your palate.Tequilla said:Thank
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I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard
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ithink he said JUST RIP IT at 1 point too loldhdawg said:not to mention all the faggy 1 liners.
"held like a grudge"
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ThisFremontTroll said:1. Take away the big TD to Ross and UW doesn't look that dominant.
2. Hansen is being used as more of a decoy tonight (4 targets already in the first quarter...immediately after this statement he catches a 38 yard bomb and then a 14 yard TD.)
3. If I'm Chris Petersen I make an easy out of conference schedule for my young team early on (ignoring the fact that this schedule was created by Pool Boy and Sark.)
4. Repeated discussions about Cal not recruiting or wanting the "home town" boy Browning even though they offered him. And as if he would choose Cal over UW.
5. Rod repeatedly predicting OSU jumping UW...and then the end of game revelation that Rod actually thinks UW is one of the top 4 teams in the country RIGHT NOW. But still won't be ranked in the top 4 on Tuesday.
6. UW has a lot of size in the interior DL with Gaines and Qualls (as Vea and Tupou are on camera...neither Gaines nor Qualls are in the game.)
7. Rod: The Pac12 North race is far from over.
Mark: Err...yeah...struggles to think of other good Pac12 North teams...Colorado is the surprise of the conference this year...
8. Janet Reno?
3. If I'm Chris Petersen I make an easy out of conference schedule for my young team early on (ignoring the fact that this schedule was created by Pool Boy and Sark.)
It makes no sense to have a soft schedule with the current playoff situation. Only Sark and pool boy would think Rutgers, PSU and Idaho were good OOC opponents.
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I was thinking about getting me a bottleTequilla said:Thank
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I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinkingphineas said:I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard
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"Sandwich game" and how UW wasn't prepared to play because this game was sandwiched between Utah and South Carolina
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If they mentioned it once, sure, maybe.DerekJohnson said:
I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinkingphineas said:I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard
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The dominant thing was so FS. If Alabama were playing Kal (or USC), you wouldn't hear that noise at all that early in the game. They harped on it in the first quarter.
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Your whiskey game is not playoff quality.Tequilla said:Thank
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I made this gif awhile ago just to post if we lost to Stanford or Oregon.
I might not be able to use it this year but the gif still accurately represents how I felt when listening to the announcers tonight.
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Exactly. They set the table for WHEN Ohio state moves to 4.ExtraChrisB said:
If they mentioned it once, sure, maybe.DerekJohnson said:
I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinkingphineas said:I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard
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Heh. Your gif is even better because it uses the Nike aerodynamic squirrel-version of our logo. Good job.BrickSquad said:I made this gif awhile ago just to post if we lost to Stanford or Oregon.
I might not be able to use it this year but the gif still accurately represents how I felt when listening to the announcers tonight.
Yeah, I'm a little hazy right now, but I'm pretty sure those two announcers said "ROOM SERVICE" for two of our touchdowns.
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Don't forget to mention. PAC 12 doesn't have the RPI or strength of schedule as the other conferences. Sagarin disagrees. PAC 12 is 2 and 3 in their ranking while the SEC East is 9. Sec west is a huge number 1 tho.
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I almost wished they would have said out loud, "The Huskies could score 100 points tonight, they will not get that spot that belongs to Ohio State."phineas said:
Exactly. They set the table for WHEN Ohio state moves to 4.ExtraChrisB said:
If they mentioned it once, sure, maybe.DerekJohnson said:
I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinkingphineas said:I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard
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I've seen this story before in 2014 with TCU
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Take responsibility for this failure!Tequilla said: -
Don't worry the Crown will be back out next weekdoogsinparadise said: -
Gilmore was usually better than that. I'm not saying he's great.
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