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[Foster Sarell] Deserves own thread

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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    dhdawg said:

    I think a win over cal and getting fozzy up here for a rocking husky stadium against USC could be yuge...
    we'll see. Ektard calling it even, asshole

    Then Eklund is wrong. It's not 'even'. It's dynamic.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,426 Standard Supporter

    If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:

    Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
    Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
    Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
    Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
    Step 5: Same with the day after
    Step 6: I should have another beer
    Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
    Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
    Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
    Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
    Step 11: Heroin is fun!
    Step 12: GO HAWKS!
    Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
    Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
    Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
    Step 16: AIDS
    Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
    Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
    Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
    Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
    Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
    Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
    Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
    Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
    Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"

    It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen!

    Cannot chincredible this enough.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646

    I don't blame Garnett or even Banner for not coming to UW. They had reasons not to. Mainly a perpetually 7-6 team led by an alcoholic frat boy.

    Fozzy does not. He can start at left guard next year for a natty contender before kicking out to tackle his sophomore year.

    Get good grades at UW and you can go to a lot of really good grad schools. The kid is going to the NFL barring a career ending injury, so help UW win a fucking title. Stanford sucks and has the lamest fan base in college football. UW will be a hot ticket next year and in the years after.

    I have a theory that Sarrell committed to Stanford several months ago and is trying to figure out if he has the balls to tell Shaw he doesn't want to go there
    This would not surprise me at all.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    He probably doesn't want to come to UW because our line sucks. Just a bunch of 2 3 star nobodies.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,425
    It would surprise me.

    He gone.