[Foster Sarell] Deserves own thread
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I don't recall trying.GrundleStiltzkin said:
You simply could not hold back, could youAIRWOLF said:
His boring and ineffective offense and mongoloid in-game decisions suggest he would fit in quite nicely.PineapplePirate said:David Shaw is not going to the NFL..... or is he?
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If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:
Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"
It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen! -
CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:
Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"
It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen!
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YBFE and it isn't closeCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:
Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"
It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen! -
Oh shit, almost forgotdoogie said:UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.
He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.
Cannot reveal source.
ND entered picture originally as a fall back to Stanford in event of a Tree Forrest fire. He does love ND but, it's not providing the alternative he had hoped.
Kid loves winning. He's used to it.
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This is pretty much what Eklund posted todaydoogie said:UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.
He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.
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rumor is indy wants to possibly reunite him with Luck. doubt it happens but it has been out therePineapplePirate said:David Shaw is not going to the NFL..... or is he?
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Timestamp?bananasnblondes said:
This is pretty much what Eklund posted todaydoogie said:UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.
He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.
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I think a win over cal and getting fozzy up here for a rocking husky stadium against USC could be yuge...
we'll see. Ektard calling it even, asshole -
More proof Eklund read this site for updates.bananasnblondes said:
This is pretty much what Eklund posted todaydoogie said:UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.
He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.
Cannot reveal source.







