[Foster Sarell] Deserves own thread
Comments
-
I don't recall trying.GrundleStiltzkin said:
You simply could not hold back, could youAIRWOLF said:
His boring and ineffective offense and mongoloid in-game decisions suggest he would fit in quite nicely.PineapplePirate said:David Shaw is not going to the NFL..... or is he?
-
If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:
Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"
It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen! -
CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:
Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"
It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen!
-
YBFE and it isn't closeCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:
Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"
It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen! -
Oh shit, almost forgotdoogie said:UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.
He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.
Cannot reveal source.
ND entered picture originally as a fall back to Stanford in event of a Tree Forrest fire. He does love ND but, it's not providing the alternative he had hoped.
Kid loves winning. He's used to it.
-
This is pretty much what Eklund posted todaydoogie said:UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.
He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.
Cannot reveal source. -
rumor is indy wants to possibly reunite him with Luck. doubt it happens but it has been out therePineapplePirate said:David Shaw is not going to the NFL..... or is he?
-
Timestamp?bananasnblondes said:
This is pretty much what Eklund posted todaydoogie said:UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.
He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.
Cannot reveal source. -
I think a win over cal and getting fozzy up here for a rocking husky stadium against USC could be yuge...
we'll see. Ektard calling it even, asshole -
More proof Eklund read this site for updates.bananasnblondes said:
This is pretty much what Eklund posted todaydoogie said:UPDATE: Fozzy was a definite Stanford lean ( near commit) then games were played.
He doesn't want to play thru a coaching change. He wants to play for a winning team. He is aware Shaw is linked to NFL jobs. He loves the upswing UW is on. He likes Pete. His friends pressure him to choose UW. The decision is becoming harder. He is going to LIPO. IMO, this favors Washington.
Cannot reveal source.
-
Then Eklund is wrong. It's not 'even'. It's dynamic.dhdawg said:I think a win over cal and getting fozzy up here for a rocking husky stadium against USC could be yuge...
we'll see. Ektard calling it even, asshole -
So you're saying it's a very fluid situation and that there are lots of ups and downs in recruiting?doogie said:
Then Eklund is wrong. It's not 'even'. It's dynamic.dhdawg said:I think a win over cal and getting fozzy up here for a rocking husky stadium against USC could be yuge...
we'll see. Ektard calling it even, asshole -
Cannot chincredible this enough.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:If Foster really cared about destroying someones life, he would commit to Washington:
Step 1: Commit to UW and sign with UW
Step 2: I drink my first beer (Fosters) live on the podcast
Step 3: Me: "Hmmm, that didn't taste so bad, and the buzz was pretty fun!"
Step 4: I don't show up for work the next day
Step 5: Same with the day after
Step 6: I should have another beer
Step 7: Alcoholism slowly takes over my life
Step 8: I get fired from my job for no longer showing up
Step 9: I move to Seattle and live in a tent
Step 10: Heroin is introduced to me
Step 11: Heroin is fun!
Step 12: GO HAWKS!
Step 13: I don't know where to buy heroin
Step 14: I NEED HEROIN
Step 15: I get desperate and find someones old needle and use it for heroin
Step 16: AIDS
Step 17: Selling myself on the street for Heroin
Step 18: Arrested for prostitution
Step 19: Prison doesn't go well for old Coker
Step 20: Released and go back to my tent
Step 21: Stabbed by my tent mate
Step 22: Go to hospital to get drugs because of stab wound
Step 23: Overdose on mix of prescription drugs and alcohol and die in a sewer
Step 24: The next day UW wins the National Championship with Foster Sarell at LT
Step 25: The bored: "I wonder what happened to Coker? Hope he enjoyed that National Title!"
It's up to you Foster, you can make this happen! -
I don't blame Garnett or even Banner for not coming to UW. They had reasons not to. Mainly a perpetually 7-6 team led by an alcoholic frat boy.
Fozzy does not. He can start at left guard next year for a natty contender before kicking out to tackle his sophomore year.
Get good grades at UW and you can go to a lot of really good grad schools. The kid is going to the NFL barring a career ending injury, so help UW win a fucking title. Stanford sucks and has the lamest fan base in college football. UW will be a hot ticket next year and in the years after. -
I have a theory that Sarrell committed to Stanford several months ago and is trying to figure out if he has the balls to tell Shaw he doesn't want to go thereRoadDawg55 said:I don't blame Garnett or even Banner for not coming to UW. They had reasons not to. Mainly a perpetually 7-6 team led by an alcoholic frat boy.
Fozzy does not. He can start at left guard next year for a natty contender before kicking out to tackle his sophomore year.
Get good grades at UW and you can go to a lot of really good grad schools. The kid is going to the NFL barring a career ending injury, so help UW win a fucking title. Stanford sucks and has the lamest fan base in college football. UW will be a hot ticket next year and in the years after. -
This makes a ton of sensebananasnblondes said:
I have a theory that Sarrell committed to Stanford several months ago and is trying to figure out if he has the balls to tell Shaw he doesn't want to go thereRoadDawg55 said:I don't blame Garnett or even Banner for not coming to UW. They had reasons not to. Mainly a perpetually 7-6 team led by an alcoholic frat boy.
Fozzy does not. He can start at left guard next year for a natty contender before kicking out to tackle his sophomore year.
Get good grades at UW and you can go to a lot of really good grad schools. The kid is going to the NFL barring a career ending injury, so help UW win a fucking title. Stanford sucks and has the lamest fan base in college football. UW will be a hot ticket next year and in the years after. -
Maybe Sarrell should step away from the keyboard. If he can't handle the ups and downs of recruiting, he should find another sport. Things change all the time in recruiting.bananasnblondes said:
I have a theory that Sarrell committed to Stanford several months ago and is trying to figure out if he has the balls to tell Shaw he doesn't want to go thereRoadDawg55 said:I don't blame Garnett or even Banner for not coming to UW. They had reasons not to. Mainly a perpetually 7-6 team led by an alcoholic frat boy.
Fozzy does not. He can start at left guard next year for a natty contender before kicking out to tackle his sophomore year.
Get good grades at UW and you can go to a lot of really good grad schools. The kid is going to the NFL barring a career ending injury, so help UW win a fucking title. Stanford sucks and has the lamest fan base in college football. UW will be a hot ticket next year and in the years after. -
This would not surprise me at all.bananasnblondes said:
I have a theory that Sarrell committed to Stanford several months ago and is trying to figure out if he has the balls to tell Shaw he doesn't want to go thereRoadDawg55 said:I don't blame Garnett or even Banner for not coming to UW. They had reasons not to. Mainly a perpetually 7-6 team led by an alcoholic frat boy.
Fozzy does not. He can start at left guard next year for a natty contender before kicking out to tackle his sophomore year.
Get good grades at UW and you can go to a lot of really good grad schools. The kid is going to the NFL barring a career ending injury, so help UW win a fucking title. Stanford sucks and has the lamest fan base in college football. UW will be a hot ticket next year and in the years after. -
He probably doesn't want to come to UW because our line sucks. Just a bunch of 2 3 star nobodies.
-
It would surprise me.
He gone. -
Maybe we can sweet the pot
-
well, if that's anywhere near the truth it's not a good play to make decisions so early in a recruitment - especially with his recruitment stature.bananasnblondes said:
I have a theory that Sarrell committed to Stanford several months ago and is trying to figure out if he has the balls to tell Shaw he doesn't want to go thereRoadDawg55 said:I don't blame Garnett or even Banner for not coming to UW. They had reasons not to. Mainly a perpetually 7-6 team led by an alcoholic frat boy.
Fozzy does not. He can start at left guard next year for a natty contender before kicking out to tackle his sophomore year.
Get good grades at UW and you can go to a lot of really good grad schools. The kid is going to the NFL barring a career ending injury, so help UW win a fucking title. Stanford sucks and has the lamest fan base in college football. UW will be a hot ticket next year and in the years after.
lots of football left, uw under petersen is swinging up, way up. "Secretly committing" with so much left on the table just puts one in an awkward place.
If that's the case.
If his mom is truly guiding his recruitment then:
Stanford degree/education/elite academic status
+
OL pedigree/football success
= clear decision. I wouldn't mind my son going to Stanford. I don't think any parent would think otherwise.
However, the first part currently is still the case, the second part is questionable.
Washington degree/education/elite academic status is up there
+
football success under Petersen is waaay up (#4 in the country) and will stay that way for the foreseeable future
= great opportunity to have your cake and eat it too.
But that's up to them, good luck to him and his family.
This post makes too much sense for this bored.
So, screw all you guys! (I feel better now) -
listen up guys, some of you like beer, some of you like wine. Just a personal preference. We'll eventually see whether FS is built for life or prefers intellectual brutality.
-
Just when it seemed things were going well, a wrench is thrown into the gears.
Eklund now picking Foster to UW in his latest "mock class" along with Bainavalu, Polo-Mao, Pili, and Katoa -
Foster had not committed to Stanford or anyone else. Yes, I know this for a fact.
-
Doogie is dialed in on Fozzy bear.doogie said:Foster had not committed to Stanford or anyone else. Yes, I know this for a fact.
-
Brandon Pili isn't coming here... we haven't even offered. Which is good though, because his film sucks. Even if we do offer, it'll be at OL and not his preferred DT.bananasnblondes said:Just when it seemed things were going well, a wrench is thrown into the gears.
Eklund now picking Foster to UW in his latest "mock class" along with Bainavalu, Polo-Mao, Pili, and Katoa -
Finishing out with Fozzy, Polo Mao Mao, Beinveneux, and Umama would be amazing.
That would be a star average of 3.7 for the whole class and just over 3.8 excluding the punter.
That would be easily the best class of the recruiting service era for the UW and one of the best non-USC classes of the same era in the conference.
doogitup -
Fozzy Bear ain't got to do it.bananasnblondes said:
I have a theory that Sarrell committed to Stanford several months ago and is trying to figure out if he has the balls to tell Shaw he doesn't want to go thereRoadDawg55 said:I don't blame Garnett or even Banner for not coming to UW. They had reasons not to. Mainly a perpetually 7-6 team led by an alcoholic frat boy.
Fozzy does not. He can start at left guard next year for a natty contender before kicking out to tackle his sophomore year.
Get good grades at UW and you can go to a lot of really good grad schools. The kid is going to the NFL barring a career ending injury, so help UW win a fucking title. Stanford sucks and has the lamest fan base in college football. UW will be a hot ticket next year and in the years after.
I'll handle that smug motherfucker from Stanford.
-
Malloe is recruiting Pili. They are looking at him on defense.NEsnake12 said:
Brandon Pili isn't coming here... we haven't even offered. Which is good though, because his film sucks. Even if we do offer, it'll be at OL and not his preferred DT.bananasnblondes said:Just when it seemed things were going well, a wrench is thrown into the gears.
Eklund now picking Foster to UW in his latest "mock class" along with Bainavalu, Polo-Mao, Pili, and Katoa
