Official Storm Watch Thread
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Limback or Dunn or gtfo.
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I don't get itBaseman said:
How did Colgate look today?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Too big unless I'm getting lumber or a toilet or something. I get lost at Lowe's.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
REAL men go to Home Depot and find shit themselves.
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What's poppin in Maltby with the power out? Franny?
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Would watch you scissor with FRANNYMrsPetersen said:What's poppin in Maltby with the power out? Franny?
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Hope everyone in MALTBY has their batteries charged
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still nothing. It was obviously a lib conspiracy that helps trump imo -
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The wind warning said 20-35 mph winds. That only happens eight or nine times a year.
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I'm hearing this storm is the result of global warming
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Puppy was also trying to find hairspray for his mullet to look good at Totem Bowl.yobates said:Pup used to go to ace back in the day to make the homemade Chaco stix. #kirkland ninja
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But how is this a shit website that can't handle any traffic?Purple_Pills said:Wow, that storm sure whipped the shit out of Manzanita, OR yesterday and Notre Dame / Stanford on KING5 today!
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FREE PUB!!1!puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
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FREE PUBCuntWaffle said:...
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Yeah we wouldn't want FRANNY'S 9-inch, black-as-Darth Vader, vibrating dildo to go dead on her as she's about to squirt a quart of love juice.AZDuck said:Hope everyone in MALTBY has their batteries charged
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REAL men don't even go to a hardware store. They McGyver everything.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
REAL men go to Home Depot and find shit themselves. -
Bitch ass storm btw imodoogsinparadise said:
Real men chop tree down for beer money.puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
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Good effort by Pumpy to log in and out multiple times to make these poasts.steelheader2 said:
Puppy was also trying to find hairspray for his mullet to look good at Totem Bowl.yobates said:Pup used to go to ace back in the day to make the homemade Chaco stix. #kirkland ninja