Official Storm Watch Thread


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Wow, that storm sure whipped the shit out of Manzanita, OR yesterday and Notre Dame / Stanford on KING5 today!
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it's on kong insteadPurple_Pills said:Wow, that storm sure whipped the shit out of Manzanita, OR yesterday and Notre Dame / Stanford on KING5 today!
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What do I do with all this canned food and bottled water that I bought yesterday?
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Depends...doogsinparadise said:What do I do with all this canned food and bottled water that I bought yesterday?
Mormon? -
It was a joke.
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Stanford wishes there was a storm. Then maybe they can hope for a 0-0 regulation.
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Shit QBPineapplePirate said:Stanford wishes there was a storm. Then maybe they can hope for a 0-0 regulation.
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Storm of the century! Did Jim Forman make the announcement wearing his yellow KING 5 "when shit hits the fan, err even a small fart" jacket? Or was it Chris Daniels?dhdawg said:
it's on kong insteadPurple_Pills said:Wow, that storm sure whipped the shit out of Manzanita, OR yesterday and Notre Dame / Stanford on KING5 today!
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If you're going to poast bullshit find a different bored.doogsinparadise said:It was a joke.
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they've now moved the goalposts for the 10,000th time. the hammer is now coming later tonight, after it was coming late afternoon, after it was coming in the afternoon, after it was all day, after it was today and thursday
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Sounds like a productive porn moviedhdawg said:they've now moved the goalposts for the 10,000th time. the hammer is now coming later tonight, after it was coming late afternoon, after it was coming in the afternoon, after it was all day, after it was today and thursday
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Zeros sighted circling the Narrows
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I am fucking pissed. Waited all week for this CRAZY storm to wreak havoc across Washington State and this pussy bullshit is all I get.
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It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
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Go take a walk and kick your dog.mobey said:
If you're going to poast bullshit find a different bored.doogsinparadise said:It was a joke.
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Real men go to the lumber yard, Jack.puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom. -
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The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
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They're replacing those metro men and bitches with robots...puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boI4D1FlIVs
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DisagreeTierbsHsotBoobs said:
The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
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So Seattle isn't being destroyed?
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Too big unless I'm getting lumber or a toilet or something. I get lost at Lowe's.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
REAL men go to Home Depot and find shit themselves.
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I thought you were younger than @RaceBannon?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Too big unless I'm getting lumber or a toilet or something. I get lost at Lowe's.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
REAL men go to Home Depot and find shit themselves.
I heart my neighborhood ACE. -
Any dumbfuck that would waste his time at Ace and or pay their high prices clearly doesn't know shit about football.puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom. -
Pup used to go to ace back in the day to make the homemade Chaco stix. #kirkland ninja
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How did Colgate look today?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Too big unless I'm getting lumber or a toilet or something. I get lost at Lowe's.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
REAL men go to Home Depot and find shit themselves.
I heart my neighborhood ACE. -
Do I get money from FEMA for surviving this?
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They don't play until 4pm eastern time tomorrowRaceBannon said:So Seattle isn't being destroyed?
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Unfortunately, no. We'll have to wait for Kim Jong Un's nuke.RaceBannon said:So Seattle isn't being destroyed?
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FXUS66 KSEW 152235
AFDSEW
Area Forecast Discussion
National Weather Service Seattle WA
335 PM PDT Sat Oct 15 2016
.SYNOPSIS...A powerful storm will bring high winds and coastal
flooding to the area this evening. Low pressure aloft will keep
conditions showery Sunday through Tuesday. The latter part of next
week will likely be wet as well as moist southwest flow aloft
develops.
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.SHORT TERM...A surface low around 970 mb will move onto the
far north coast late this afternoon. Models are slightly slower
with the timing of the low moving onshore but overall things are on
track for a few hours of very windy weather late this afternoon
or this evening for most of the area. The latest thinking is the
strongest winds will be coast and north interior, closest to the
low track. High winds are still likely elsewhere but probably not
as strong and a bit more spotty. The interior from Seattle south
probably won`t get much if any true high wind but with leaves on
the trees impacts will probably be similar to high winds in the
winter.
It looks like there will also be some thunderstorms in the cold
air right behind the front this evening, perhaps similar to what
happened Friday morning. Sunday through Tuesday will be blustery
and showery with an upper trough over the area but much less
stormy than today. Schneider
Coastal Flooding...Seas will build quickly this afternoon as the
strong surface low moves through the waters. Seas will build into
the 22 to 28 foot range by early evening. High tide along the coast
is around midnight. The combination of the high seas and increasing
tides will cause some coastal flooding into the early morning hours
on Sunday. Felton
.LONG TERM...An upper ridge will briefly move over the area
Wednesday. This might result in a largely dry day but the models
show rain moving in from the west later in the day. Moist
southwest flow aloft will prevail later Wednesday through Thursday
in a bit of atmospheric river pattern although it does not look
like a flood pattern for now. The plume of moisture aimed at the
area is forecast to sag south and east Friday. Saturday looks
like a dry day in between weather systems but the forecast keeps
some slight chances for now. Schneider
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.AVIATION...Strong surface low just west of Astoria at 22z moving
north along the coast late this afternoon and early this evening
will move inland over south central Vancouver Island around 03z.
The low will continue to move northeast and weaken overnight.
Strong surface winds increasing from the south this afternoon
into early evening hours. Winds will subside after midnight.
Ceilings in the 3500-5000 foot range except along the coast
where ceilings will be in the 1500-2500 foot range. All areas
visibilities 3-5sm in light to moderate rain possible until 06z.
VFR ceilings continuing Sunday morning with winds easing.
KSEA...VFR ceilings through sunday afternoon. Easterly winds
15 to 20 knots becoming south southeast 20-25 knots with gusts
to 35 knots around 01z. Winds easing to southerly 10 to 15 knots
with gusts to 25 knots around midnight. Felton
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.MARINE...Strong sub 970 mb low moving through the coastal waters
this afternoon. The low will move inland over south central
Vancouver Island early this evening and keep moving northeast
and weakening into Sunday morning. Surface trough remaining over
the waters on Sunday into Monday with some surface ridging on
Tuesday.
Storm force winds over the waters through the evening hours with the
winds subsiding back down into small craft advisory range overnight.
Small craft advisory winds over most of the waters Sunday and
sunday night. Felton
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.HYDROLOGY...Heavy rain over the south slopes of the Olympics this
afternoon and evening will keep the Skokomish river in Mason
county above flood stage into Sunday. Showers will continue the
next few days and the river will probably be slow to recede.
It does not look like the Nooksack river in Whatcom county will
get close to flood stage as earlier thought. Snow levels - around
6000 feet are probably too low and QPF is not too impressive. The
flood watch for Whatcom county has been cancelled. Schneider
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.SEW WATCHES/WARNINGS/ADVISORIES...
WA...High Wind Warning until 2 AM PDT Sunday for Admiralty Inlet Area-
Bellevue and Vicinity-Bremerton and Vicinity-East Puget
Sound Lowlands-Eastern Strait of Juan de Fuca-Everett and
Vicinity-Hood Canal Area-San Juan County-Seattle and
Vicinity-Tacoma Area-Western Skagit County-Western Whatcom
County.
High Wind Warning until 11 PM PDT this evening for Central Coast-
Lower Chehalis Valley Area-North Coast-Southwest Interior-
Western Strait of Juan De Fuca.
Coastal Flood Warning until 2 AM PDT Sunday for Central Coast.
PZ...Small Craft Advisory for rough bar until 5 AM PDT Monday for
Grays Harbor Bar.
Storm Warning until 11 PM PDT this evening for Coastal Waters
From Cape Flattery To James Island 10 To 60 Nm-Coastal
Waters From Cape Flattery To James Island Out 10 Nm-Coastal
Waters From James Island To Point Grenville 10 To 60 Nm-
Coastal Waters From James Island To Point Grenville Out 10
Nm-Coastal Waters From Point Grenville To Cape Shoalwater
10 To 60 Nm-Coastal Waters From Point Grenville To Cape
Shoalwater Out 10 Nm-West Entrance U.S. Waters Strait Of
Juan De Fuca.
Storm Warning until 2 AM PDT Sunday for Admiralty Inlet-Central
U.S. Waters Strait Of Juan De Fuca-East Entrance U.S.
Waters Strait Of Juan De Fuca-Northern Inland Waters
Including The San Juan Islands-Puget Sound and Hood Canal.
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