Oh no, that moron posted 5 Reasons on the CardBoard

http://thecardboard.org/board/index.php?topic=15797.0
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Please be posting on Louisville boreds too
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If nobody else gets to it by tomorrow evening Ill try to remember to find a good board for that.GrundleStiltzkin said:Please be posting on Louisville boreds too
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Naming one of our offensive linemen "Center" was a nice touch.
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I really like the Tuf avatar. Solid stuff.
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All 6 "card" fans really put that daWg in his place
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Furd fans are out leading Google and inventing new Apples, what can you expect from a fanbase who doesn't live in their momses basements?
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I had no clue Stanford had a board
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I like how it took 8 responses before one of the Stanford fans wrote "hey isn't the game Friday?", because he wasn't sure now.
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Penn state fans are smarter than Furd fans
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It takes a pretty special fan to get his starting QB's name wrong while boasting about his prowess...
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Sometimes, it's better just to use your head to post coherent explanations as the heart often thinks with an obtuse structure oblivious of proven facts. Follow with proofreading, careful editing, contemplation, and finally, retraction.
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Let's see if I got this right.
You think you are going to win because,
1. Your QB was pretty good in high school.
2. Your OL is fat.
3. You had to abandon your defensive scheme after last weekend's disaster.
4. You have to rely on newbies to find anyone who can move.
5. To win you have to dominate a stat in which your opponent is currently ranked 41 spots ahead of you (36th vs 77th) despite a massive difference in strength of schedule.
Got it.
that, my friends, is one crisp poast. -
I like how the time between defensive scheme changes has reduced from one full year to one full week.
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You think you are going to win because,: *rodmansrage said:Let's see if I got this right.
You think you are going to win because,
1. Your QB was pretty good in high school.
2. Your OL is fat.
3. You had to abandon your defensive scheme after last weekend's disaster.
4. You have to rely on newbies to find anyone who can move.
5. To win you have to dominate a stat in which your opponent is currently ranked 41 spots ahead of you (36th vs 77th) despite a massive difference in strength of schedule.
Got it.
that, my friends, is one crisp poast.
1. Your QB was pretty good in high school.
2. Your OL is fat.
3. You had to abandon your defensive scheme after last weekend's disaster.
4. You have to rely on newbies to find anyone who can move.
5. To win you have to dominate a stat in which your opponent is currently ranked 41 spots ahead of you (36th vs 77th) despite a massive difference in strength of schedule.
Got it.<==
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You totally owned them. That was awesome bro!
Someone should do this every week. S
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Even after 23 times???longduckdong said:You totally owned them. That was awesome bro!
Someone should do this every week. S
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UW Football: innovating ways to suck since 2001.MelloDawg said:I like how the time between defensive scheme changes has reduced from one full year to one full week.
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Lil' Ossai? Are they going to burn his redshirt?
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So let me get this straight, your team is going to show up to the wrong stadium ("@ Stanford"?) the day after the game (Saturday?), but somehow double up the score on Stanford?
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Might as well not even play the game
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Jack "COBRA" Browning???
Is that JackBrowning staring in James Franco's gay porn thriller called "KING COBRA"??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi1dHvmT6C4
big if true
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Wait, are you racial profiling me because I am from Seattle I mut smoke ganja? Not cool bro. Not everyone is a pot head FYI.
You're the one who chose PurpleHaze as a handle, made outlandish claims, and got the following facts wrong: your quarterback's name, location of the game and its date. And now you've mixed up the Bible (David slew Goliath, a man) with a medieval hagiography (St. George and the Dragon). This isn't racial profiling. It's "What are you smoking?"-profiling.
I know that the math doesn't add up to much, but I am feelin it this week. It's time for David to slay the biblical dragon.
The question is this: are we David the 7-11 clerk or are we David Bruce Banner about to get angry?
I and many here do respect your coach. There are those among us that had wished he had joined our program (twice). I'm sure he's running a clean program unlike his predecessors. Here's to a well-played game.
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Fuckin Stanford fans. So god damn pretentious.ExtraChrisB said:Sometimes, it's better just to use your head to post coherent explanations as the heart often thinks with an obtuse structure oblivious of proven facts. Follow with proofreading, careful editing, contemplation, and finally, retraction.
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You'd think they invented the enternetGreenRiverGatorz said:
Fuckin Stanford fans. So god damn pretentious.ExtraChrisB said:Sometimes, it's better just to use your head to post coherent explanations as the heart often thinks with an obtuse structure oblivious of proven facts. Follow with proofreading, careful editing, contemplation, and finally, retraction.
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Okay, I am getting to the point that I feel these Husky posters must be pulling off some brilliant con to rile up The Cardboard. It's just not possible that opposing fans can be this ineloquent, this clueless, this reactionary with their posts.
The only explanation is that this cunning group of Washington fans is playing this board like a Bechstein Grand; every post is a Scud missile of controversy aimed to illicit multiple Cardboarder counter responses.
Misspelled starting Quarterbacks name? check. Not sure where the game is being played? check. Outlandish claims of unproven superiority against a perennial PAC-12 Champion that crushed them last year? CHECK. The list goes on and we still have a few days to see what gets lobbed into this thread.
Is this what the Japanese felt like when they came up against the transmitted information of the Navajo Code Talkers during WW2? I am searching for a suitable parallel.
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Hobby bored gold.
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Typically the smartes fans of ones school don't post on hack message boards like that one.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Penn state fans are smarter than Furd fans
Or this one for that matter as I discover daily.
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Even smart people are retards. Or most fans are just retards.... Oh lame
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You're the one who chose PurpleHaze as a handle, made outlandish claims, and got the following facts wrong: your quarterback's name, location of the game and its date. And now you've mixed up the Bible (David slew Goliath, a man) with a medieval hagiography (St. George and the Dragon). This isn't racial profiling. It's "What are you smoking?"-profiling.PurpleReign said:Wait, are you racial profiling me because I am from Seattle I mut smoke ganja? Not cool bro. Not everyone is a pot head FYI.
I know that the math doesn't add up to much, but I am feelin it this week. It's time for David to slay the biblical dragon.
The question is this: are we David the 7-11 clerk or are we David Bruce Banner about to get angry?
I and many here do respect your coach. There are those among us that had wished he had joined our program (twice). I'm sure he's running a clean program unlike his predecessors. Here's to a well-played game.
BTW the Stanford football players resemble Bruce Banner (smart) and the Hulk (strong).
I know you are being sarcastic but it's Caitlyn now. -
I know you are being sarcastic but it's Caitlyn now.HuskyJW said:
You're the one who chose PurpleHaze as a handle, made outlandish claims, and got the following facts wrong: your quarterback's name, location of the game and its date. And now you've mixed up the Bible (David slew Goliath, a man) with a medieval hagiography (St. George and the Dragon). This isn't racial profiling. It's "What are you smoking?"-profiling.PurpleReign said:Wait, are you racial profiling me because I am from Seattle I mut smoke ganja? Not cool bro. Not everyone is a pot head FYI.
I know that the math doesn't add up to much, but I am feelin it this week. It's time for David to slay the biblical dragon.
The question is this: are we David the 7-11 clerk or are we David Bruce Banner about to get angry?
I and many here do respect your coach. There are those among us that had wished he had joined our program (twice). I'm sure he's running a clean program unlike his predecessors. Here's to a well-played game.
BTW the Stanford football players resemble Bruce Banner (smart) and the Hulk (strong).
I had to poast that on the cardbored.